Terraria Bad Ideas

Dark Wiz

Spazmatism
Added a $100.00 fee whenever you die. If you don't pay the fee, your computer gets hacked and you lose all your files. You also get tracked down by assassins and swiftly killed.
 

Darkstar01

Official Terrarian
Fixed bug where corpse bits disappeared
Corpse bits can now decompose and spread disease
The Destroyer now breaks apart when damaged, like the Eater of Worlds. Each segment has the same HP as the original Destroyer.
Martians can now die of the common cold.
 

Babygoo25

Skeletron Prime
Update 4.2.0.1.3.3.7
Changes:

  • Nerfed Phantasm
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  • Green slimes can now fly.
  • If you don't do the daily quest for the angler, you have to get to level 1000 in any clicker game with levels within 3 minutes or everything on the computer is deleted.
  • Dungeon Guardian now looks like :red:.
  • Dying in hardcore mode makes your computer get a mind of its own and kill everyone.
  • Naming a character "Fudz" or "fudsim" will make Stacy kick you into the sun.
  • Buffed Green Slime 1000x
  • Green Slime is now the final boss summoned by using a flamethrower.
  • NPCs can take off all their clothes with no reason and no explanation.
  • Arms Dealer will shoot you in the head if you sell him a melee weapon.
  • If you click the sun a solar eclipse will happen.
  • Everything now looks like what it would look like in 1.0.
  • Naming yourself Mr. Crocker will make your character scream "FAIRIES!" everytime a pixie is in your character's line of sight.
  • Naming yourself Timmy Turner will make your world be Timmy's house and two fairies, one green (Cosmo) and one pink (Wanda), will constantly follow you and give you wishes. Mr. Crocker is the final boss and shoots F's at you.
  • Naming yourself Redigit makes Red break into your house and cut your head off with an axe.
  • Typing "FAIRIES!!" in the chat will shoot a nuke towards your house.
  • Nerfed Moon Lord
  • Nerfed Phantasm
  • NPCs can now sheet everywhere if no toilet is present.
  • Nymph now spawns on the surface to :red:.
  • Golem nerfed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. He was too OP. I mean, look at him! THIS IS SCARY! :golem:
  • Green slime buffed again just to make sure.
  • :pinky:Pinky is now the most common enemy in the game.:pinky:
  • Merchant now picks up any money that he sees. He also steals your money. Infact, he'll be searching through chests to find stuff of good value to sell to you!
  • If the Guide respawns during a Wall of Flesh fight, another WoF will spawn. Good luck when your friend spawns 200 guides while you're in the underworld.
  • The Destroyer is now japanese, chinese and asian and probes are replaced with sushi that shoot bad anime at you.
  • Skeletron Prime is now nice and wants to have a cup of orange soda vaguely resembling ale with you. Guess what happens when he drinks. No, that was not a typo.
  • Nerfed Phantasm
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  • Nerfed something else
  • Nerfed Phantasm...again!...
EDIT:
HA HA HA TAKE THAT
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What does this look like to you, Volcrath? An eye or a mouth?
 

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Babygoo25

Skeletron Prime
How about bike horn remixes? Except for Duke Fishron, who instead gets a trumpet remix for being a water-themed boss.
I got one.
Whenever you fight a boss, a corrupted version of the Title Screen music along with farting sounds and broken airhorn sounds with a hint of people drinking sounds and peeing sounds to top it off plays.
 

Dark Wiz

Spazmatism
Added assassins.

Ever wonder just HOW you ended up in Terraria, and be able to kill every single boss? You must be an evil overlord from another dimension. Well, assassins followed you through the portal and are now trying to kill you. You have to keep on the run or 1 million Moon Lords will kill you.
 

TMB50

Terrarian
Added literal Fedora with arms. They take a low amount of bonus damage if the Shroomite Digging Claw and similars are used on them.
Added Pepe in most of the variants that are bigoted memes. Takes a VERY HIGH amount of bonus damage if hit by the KO Cannon or the Golem Fist.
 
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Babygoo25

Skeletron Prime
- Every NPC is now the guide.
- Every enemy is now the Moon Lord.
- Every block is now a dirt block.
- Every weapon is now a copper shortsword.
- Every tool is now a luminite pickaxe.
- Every liquid is now lava.
- Every world is now large.
 

MinerTurtle45

Empress of Light
- The world looks like Wood Man's stage from Mega Man 2 and all music is replaced with mm2wood
- All bosses are replaced with Wood Man
- All sound effects are now Michael Rosen saying "nice"
 
- Copper Shortsword is now required to successfully kill the moon lord.
- Copper Shortsword now deals 1 damage, but does 9999999999999999999999999999999999 damage to the Moon Lord. It will still show as 1 damage.
dealing the final hit to the moonlord with a copper pickave is an ideal way to end th game.

also:
-fixed the error where the crossover with teen titans go was accidentally made with DD2 instead.
 

TMB50

Terrarian
Added a crossover with Sonic '06. This emans that now the game has tons of bugs.
Also, remade the game so that it fits into a Cameboy cartridge. Since the game has lots of content, the result of all the shortcuts will delight anyone who enjoyed the 1 gen Pokemon games...More accurately, now there's lots of weird bugs, such as MISSINGID, Y', And many others!
 
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