Eye of Cthulhu
Added a new NPC: Waifu
Da did I just read???- Terraria is now You Foolerraria
- All swords replaced with Excalibur
- All music replaced with "You Fool - 1 week version"
- All sounds replaced with Red saying "You Fool"
- All magic weapons replaced with Excalibur Wand
- All spears replaced with Excalispear and shoot Excaliburs
- All guns replaced with Excaligun which shoots mini Excaliburs
- All bows replaced with Excalibow which shoots fools
- All summoning items replaced with Excalistaff, which summons an Excalibur that repeatedly calls you a fool
- All armor replaced with Excalibur Armor, and the set bonus reduces damage by 100%
- All accessories replaced with Excalibur Plating, which reduces damage by 2,500%
- All pickaxes replaced with Excalipick which is worse than the Copper Pickaxe
- All axes replaced with Exaliaxe which is worse than the Copper Axe
- All other items replaced with Excalibur's Stone, which instantly kills you while in inventory
- All characters are now named "Fool"
- "You were slain..." is now the old death message "Some noob was slain...." except it is "Some fool was slain..."
- All coins replaced with Excalicoin which is useless
- All players now look like an Excalibur
- All enemies are now enchanted swords and can spawn anywhere
- All bosses replaced with bigger Enchanted Swords
- All Boss replaced with All Excaliburs which can only be killed by Foolish Excalibur Armor and Foolish Excalibur
- All modifiers replaced with Foolish, which reduces damage by 1,000,708%. You fool.
Hi @B6ILPOINT, instead of putting asterisks in your curse words, it's actually preferred if you completely spell them out. Cursing is allowed, within reason. We have a profanity filter in place for those that do not wish to see the words.Da did I just read???
Always bump YouFoolerraria.
Dirt armor.being able to make overpowered armor and weapons with bacon
Thanks for clarifying that. I'm kinda new here and wasn't sure how filters work on here, but now I know. Thanks again.Hi @B6ILPOINT, instead of putting asterisks in your curse words, it's actually preferred if you completely spell them out. Cursing is allowed, within reason. We have a profanity filter in place for those that do not wish to see the words.
I have edited your post to spell the word in full, without asterisks.
HEY! April 13th is my birthday!!! That's not cool man, making an abomination happen on someone's birthdayOn 4/13, all mobspawns are replaced by John Egbert and his friend, Biolog E. Fiendersonianalichanis.
On 10/25, all mobspawns replaced by captchalogue cards that fly around the screen and try to pick you up and put you in themselves
They also pick up Moon Lords by touching the Guide and shoot Moon Lords everywhere
Upon doing this those black and white guys in those castles and stuff jump to earth and summon dead Terrarians to eat and poop on ur face
Then the NPCs turn upside down and shoot dynamite at a rate of 195,839,148,392,891,768,382,758,389,284/sec and the dynamite is ten times bigger
Then the new final boss arrives, EGBERT CENA
And he shoots moon lords at you, lol.
On 6/12, 1,500 EGBERT CENAS spawn and summon True True Truer Truest Moon Lords that shoot dolphins at you that turn into SDMGs that shoot Holy Hand Grenades
And emojis will spawn and ignore spawn limit and shoot giant Moon Lord lazer beamz
Then Goldfish the Goldfish arrives and sells a super fishing rod
If you use it to fight all mobs despawn upon coming in contact with it
Then a pumpkin falls on your head and there is dramatic cutscenes of players dying of fall damage while on hardcore characters drawn in hyper-realistic graphics
Then a bunch of 's fly around the screen and then acid is squirted into your face
In other words, this happens on certain dates
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- NPCs now spawn 500 blocks in the air above their house and can die of fall damage. Also, any fall damage instakills them. And it cannot be stopped. So now the new updates are useless.Added a series of updates:
Naval Mine Update:
-Now there's a new painting that implies that the Goblin Tinkerer is a HALF-Goblin, and that his father was also the Mechanic's father.
-Now the Arms Dealer and the Nurse are biological siblings, but they're not aware of this as they were separated while they were pretty young.
Air-Surface missile Update:
Now the Steampunker turns out to be asexual AND aromantic.
Limpet Mine Update:
Now the Party Girl turns out to be "partysexual", by which I mean that she is attracted to parties.
Dive Bomber Update:
The Dryad turns out to now have a few characteristics that make her an awful partner (Namely, that 500 years left her too jaded to get in a relationship)
The Stylist is now a yandere that is also very murderous.
(Note what are the names of the updates).