Terraria Bad Ideas

The game is reduced to 1.0 and all of its textures are replaced with dwarf fortress based text symbols.

 

Your charatcher can become naked again

 

ALL of the Terraria's Latin, Chinese and Cyrillic scripts are replaced with Egyptian Hieroglyphs.

 

All weapons only do damage to whatever your cursor is touching.
You must hold down the attack button during the attack animation for it to do damage, but, if you continue to hold it down past the end of the animation, it hits you instead.
Oh, and all weapons lose auto-attack.

 

I was laughing so hard when I saw this.

 

Squashed a bug where Moon Lord was killable
EoC now destroys any block it touches
Minecarts now always carry dynamite in them and blow up when used
The game is now 3D
All tools and armour have durability
The game is now called Minecraft
Most mobs are gone and now there are things called Creepers and Endermen
The game is now deleted for copyright

 

Update 1.bee:

• All non-bee creatures, including town NPCs have been replaced with bees
• All projectiles are now bees
• ALL text has been replaced with bee puns
• The player is now a bee
• The player will irl become a bee

 

Terraria is now age restricted.

 

Rod of Discord has reduced it's drop rate to 0.0002 percent.

 

It isn't already?

 

Ok! Better idea! The Rod of Discord is guaranteed to drop, but only after you have 15000 Slime staff's.

 

And for balancing issues, we also patched so that Chao Elementals are 20 times rarer than nymphs. have fun

 

And now you must have both a nymph and chaos elemental banner to get it and you must have both in your inventory to even use it!

 

And when you use it, both of the banners are used up!

 

And now, all of the banners require you to have 1000 killed in order to actually get it.

 

Oh, and you forgot you must kill Moon Lord 10 mil times for banners to be able to drop.

 

You forgot that you have to kill 999 Quintillion Green Slimes before that.

 

Oh, and Green slimes have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HP

 

Oh and Green Slimes are invincible like True Eye of Cthulhu

 

We almost forgot that the deal infinite damage per hit, and when you die, Your computer gets set on fire IRL!