The Last Post Wins!

[Animus Viral]

When your internet goes so slow that it takes minutes just to load the Terraria forums background.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

yes

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

Pine trees emit a toxin designed to kill pests. If it does not succeed, the toxin is emitted through all holes punctured into the leaves. If enough toxin is detected, more trees release it, this creates that distinct pine smell. The toxin also alerts special ladybugs, and they are guided to the source, getting a good meal and saving the tree.

 

[Animus Viral]

Then, I thought about... custard. I do so love custard. Or was it mustard? Mustard custard. Mmmm. I miss sugars and salts.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

aaAaA

 

[Animus Viral]

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

 

[Animus Viral]

bvcxz

 

[Under cover cabbage]

huh?

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

And our final headline tonight: if you go in a gift shop and there's not a bouncy ball... It's a scam. Mr demonson reports: "If you've been affected by this you may want to call your lawyer, or call us on 0800 00 666 to talk to our solicitors and perhaps gain a lot of insurance". That's all the news, goodnight.

 

[Animus Viral]

I'll make sure to keep that in mind.

 

[Ordinary Orange]

Eyjafjallajökull

 

[Animus Viral]

Johnny. What are you doing?

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

Whåt îß ūp pëøplé¿

 

[Animus Viral]

Jury rigging, that's what.

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

This is a bad way to format text.

 

[Animus Viral]

"The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

Formatting

 

[Animus Viral]

Logan's Loophole

 

[SsnakeeTheDragon]

Net blin