What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?

[Cubicality]

"What are thooooooooose?"
If anyone is free of that plague, I envy you.

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

"You should eat more vegetables, and no, fried potatoes aren't vegetables!"

This is my reaction each and every time I hear that one:

 

[Anth7150]

"Terraria is !!" ...what the hell...he already played it and said he liked it...I'll take that as a like

 

[Burgie]

This is something some dumbass in biology said:
"Ew, dark chocolate tastes like doo doo."
you biology kid, I hate you.

 

[Eli10293]

My friend: "Put yo tit in some tea, call it tit-ty

 

[xtpkt]

We were discussing shotguns once and a peer jumped in talking about his 1000 gauge.

 

[thecoolkni]

Sister: "Is that a Twinkie you're eating? It's filled with cream."

It was a glazed doughnut, and totally NOT filled with cream.

 

[Eli10293]

No offense but you should kill yourself-some from my school (He was one of those generic s who go like What are those)
If your gonna tell someone to kill themself then of course you mean to offend.
Some people just need to be wacked upside the head with a hammer :/
He also kept droning on about how stupid it was for me to quit a gifted class yet he was failing the same gifted class

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

Me this morning:
I wake up. "What day is it?" ... "Oh yeah... 17"

 

[YoshiGator]

I once told my brother to move on from fnaf since I was kinda getting sick of it.
So I said the game was repetitive as heck and who would replay the games and watch a bunch of videos on it.
then he replied im not alone, (reffering to his class) He thought he sounded cool but I just facepalmed.

 

[Jerion 'Wyverntamer' Kràl]

Chemistry teacher (about counting and how it's difficult): "If you were a caveman, what would you do if you saw one bear?"
Guy in class, usually is the smartass: "Hit him."
Me: "Give that guy a Darwin award."

 

[Tetrahedron]

Science teacher: Gravity attracts every object in the universe together, but you don't get attracted to, for example, the wall, because it's gravitational is much smaller than the Earth's.
Classmate: But not humans, right? Humans aren't objects.
Me: Physics doesn't care about the meaning of life.
Classmate: No one asked you.
Classmate: It can't affect humans because I don't think you're hot.
[DOUBLEPOST=1449007599,1449007251][/DOUBLEPOST]Another thing said by the same person
"I come from Africa-American"

 

[Cubicality]

"If Hillary Clinton becomes president she'll be the exact same as Obama because they're both Democrats"

 

[MinieK]

All of my friends:
"Metal music sucks." - How dare people to be so ruuude?!

"Terraria is just an stupid Minecraft ripoff." - Nope. Just nope. Makes me rage.

 

[Mic.]

"Demoman takes skill!"

 

[OmegaFoxie]

"I like you" literally the dumbest thing people have told me

 

[Eli10293]

Some kid after the paris attack: My time in Paris was *Pause* Da Bomb

 

[Niranufoti]

Some kid after the paris attack: My time in Paris was *Pause* Da Bomb

That's actually not that dumb. Tasteless and inappropriate, but good.

 

[Evilgrapez]

I saw this educational video online about the very first video game, and some kid commented "no it was minecraft idiots."

I want to die.

 

[Bonabopn]

(I'd stopped following this thread because i ran out of material, but today i've realised i've got a gold mine of these)

“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”