Commander Crocket

Commander Crocket

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  • CorruptdWarrior
    Oh, drat, I missed another birthday. Don't worry, bud, I'll bring a cake next year!
    Criddle
    Happy (late) birthday!
    Commander Crocket
    And thus, with yesterday, a chapter of my life ended, and another one began. Thanks to all who wished me well; I appreciate the gesture. :)
    XenoCat
    Happy birthday, mein freund.
    MinieK
    To be honest I kinda suck at SFM, but this was worth the time and effort. :) *ahem* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! http://i.imgur.com/TJnkjGt.jpg (Warning: Image is a bit...big.)
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    MinieK
    MinieK
    I didn't finish the artwork yet, but I will work on it today, so expect it either today or tomorrow.
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Nicely done! Can't wait to see what tomorrow will have in store. :D
    MinieK
    MinieK
    Thank you! If you're wondering, he's doing the air guitar taunt in the final 'frame'. Also, I just noticed the foot is a bit derped underground. :P
    Theo
    Oi, happy birthday mate!
    FaZe EPIX
    happy Halloween! : D
    Krasunir
    Merry Christmas.
    Jetstreme ∞
    Happy Birthday you lovable butt
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    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    I appreciate the gesture, though I'd appreciate it more if you took your unnatural fascination for posteriors elsewhere. :)
    MournfulRelic
    Um, happy birthday great person! Hope you have fun today!
    Aesir
    Happy birthday, pal. Enjoy your day!
    TTSp00k the Invincible
    HAPEE BORFDAI KO MANNDUR KRICKET
    Commander Crocket
    When I'm out and about, I can't help but feel even the slightest bit irritated when cashiers look at my money to check if it's fake.
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    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Don't get me wrong, I understand why they do it, and why they have to do it. However, I think I'd be doing crazier things than buying a burger at McDonalds if I knew how to counterfeit money.

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    Granger
    Granger
    They dont do it because they suspect you conterfeiting money, accepting counterfeit (knowingly or not) "Bringing it into circulation" also is illegal around here, granted i dont know how its is in Turkey (you live there, right?) but i assume its the same.
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    I'm ethnically from Turkey, but I was born and currently still live in Britain.
    Commander Crocket
    Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly aw-- nevermind. I get it now.
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    Tunnel King
    Tunnel King
    Why would England make the Lion it's national symbol, when there aren't any in the country and never have been in recorded time?
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    You must be referring to England's coat of arms.

    Putting aside the fact that this was a clear and obvious attempt at humour, this was why I took care in saying 'national bird' as opposed to 'national animal'. In the latter scenario, as was originally described and intended, it would be the European robin.

    Fortunately for the pedantic, robins are indeed found in England, and for that matter, the UK as a whole.
    awesomegamer919
    Hey, you're good at f2, any tips for a new player when it comes to aiming? (I play cs but aiming in that is very different), I use scout's stock scattergun
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    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Range significantly reduces the Scattergun's damage, so you should either avoid firing it early and wait until you are as close as you can get to the enemy before opening fire, or switch to your Pistol. Doing the former reduces the number of times you need to hit the enemy and gives them less time to react, and may also remove the need to reload in the middle of a fight.
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    The latter's accuracy at medium range and rapid reload makes it a viable backup weapon, though it only holds three magazines of bullets. Its primary use is to finish off wounded targets that are attempting to retreat, though it can also be used to destroy buildings, as these are unaffected by the mechanic that causes bullets and projectiles to deal less damage at range, damage falloff.
    Commander Crocket
    Commander Crocket
    Generally, little use is made of the Bat, as the Scattergun is a far more effective weapon. Each swing does 35 damage, as opposed to the universal 65, roughly a third of a Scattergun shot at point blank. However, it also swings faster, which lets it roll for critical hits more often.

    A couple of swings can take out injured or weaker classes quickly when you're low on ammo, or need to reload your other weapons.
    Commander Crocket
    Fun Fact: Students learn so much during their time in education that they need the summer to take it all in so they don't forget any of it.
    Commander Crocket
    They should remake "Back to the Future" by just having everybody stand around staring at their phones, and getting offended at everything.
    Commander Crocket
    My new go-to Medic loadout.
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    MinieK
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKggNkKQsKU
    Commander Crocket
    Doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking.
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