Ask A Stupid Question...

And get a stupid answer. You must answer the previous question with a stupid answer, than ask a stupid question.

Example

1.Why did the chicken cross the road?
2. Because it was there.
What is 9+4?
3. 94
Why am I so ugly?

Start by awnsering 4

Me getting ninja'd counter:2

 

4. The answer to 4 is 4. Because 4=4.

What is today's date if it is currently 5:53 AM where I live?

 

The day after yesterday.
Why are cows black and white?

 

Because someone forgot to add color to them.

Did you die yesterday.

 

No.

What is donald trump?

 

Presumbably a cross breed between a black bear and a cheeto.
Why is Donald Trump?

 

Because his parents.

Why does YouTube hate FGTEEV but not DanTDM?

 

Because his acronym is so long
Why do we have different eye colors?

 

Because we are slightly unique.

Why?

 

Because.

What?

 

Because
Why was @realicraft 's question incomplete? Edit:Oh shoot ninjad

 

Because bananas.

Why is a banana a banana?

 

Because it's a banana.

Is this a generic question?

 

Because if it wasnt it wouldnt be a bannana.
Where did we get the idea to eat nuts (ie cashews)
Ninjad again!

 

This is a generic answer.

Why do we enjoy people acting like idiots?

 

Because Donald Trump.
Do I make sense?

((Edited to fit SkeletalPorkchop's post)

 

Only when you make sense.

How big is a room?

 

About room size.

Does this place count as a room?

 

A chat room yes.

Do spoilers spoil food?

 

Only if it's related to the food.

Why is it so hot here?