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Because mustard is secretly mayonnaise undercover.

Why do snakes have so many feet?
 
Because the millipedes mugged them.
Why is Pickle Rick from Rick and Morty not called a Rickle? Smh
 
Because it would not be tasty.

Where is Captain America?
 
dead
what do you get when you mix chocolate milk and mac and cheese
 
The second coming of Jesus Christ.
Why was the dab popularized?
 
Because it's a meme.

do u kno de wae
 
Yeah, it's left.

How despacito are you on a scale of 1 to 8
 
slow

Is this a question?
 
No.
Who invented banana?
 
Bananaboat

How do I post something here?
 
You smash the keyboard a few times and then throw your PC out the window, it should send the post.

Which day is my birthday?
 
You don't have one yet

How do you use the word "how"?
 
You focus, take cheese and throw it at the computer which you probably previously threw out the window whilst trying to post.

Why can't I find any dang Plantera bulbs?!
 
Plantera doesn't exist

y am i a n00b
 
Because aliens want you to be one

How do I turn my computer on?
 
Get lightning to strike it.

How can I kill myself without dying?
 
Get a one-up mushroom irl.

How do you type?
 
repidetly face-keyboerd.

Hoqw toi ryuren ofddf myt cxiomnpouter?
 
CLike Shyud DOIUWN In Tje Syrat Mnue.

Would you like it if 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Moon Lords appeared?
 
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