Ask A Stupid Question...

[deletedaccount12]

Why do you have a problem with it?

Who else has a problem with it?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Your mom.

WWhy does you mom have an oppinion on it?

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Why not
Why did you spell "Why" with two W's and "opinion" with two p's

 

[IndigoGollum]

Did I? Wierd. My phone's keyboard does that occasionally.

I was about to type a question when I witnessed my phone automatically changing Why to WWhy. And I always keep autocorrect disabled, di I don't know what's happening. Anyways;

Why are you five spoons?

 

[The Storm]

Because the amount of spoons there are is 5.

When will Journey's end come out?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Long before the next Half Life game.

When will we get a sequel to SuperlIMInal?

 

[deletedaccount12]

We might never.

Why are you joking about not getting a half life game when we got one last month?

 

[IndigoGollum]

Because Valve set up to have another game continue the story after the events in Alyx.

Hey, you. You're finally awake, You were trying to cross the boarder, right?

 

[deletedaccount12]

No, I committed multiple homicides throughout multiple provinces.
How could this happen?

 

[Ganransu]

Because you're a homicidal idiot.

I choked on a sandwich, but why?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Because you inhaled it.

Why did we enter into a war with the insert funny word here

 

[Ganransu]

Because we're idiots

Why?

 

[IndigoGollum]

To provide water to the lands above.

Captain! He's not on the list. What should we do?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Execution.

Insert religion

 

[IndigoGollum]

NO

DDo a barrel roll?

 

[Ganransu]

*Ddoes a barrel roll*

Hiya

 

[Electroman102]

Why is this sentence a sentence?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Because it is grammatically correct.

Why did you not answer the person above you?

 

[IndigoGollum]

It's not, you've just been taught to think that it is.

Why is Sans undertale Ness Fortnite from Doom?

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Because Minecraft devs were lazy.

Who?