Corrupt the Wish!

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get crushed by it.

I wish for the moon to be covered in perpetual darkness forever.

 

[SaltyBeggar]

granted, but the moon turned into the sun so you're in a perpetual light forever
I wish 0101011010001010100101

 

[Animus Viral]

Granted, you get viruses.

I wish for I'm Connor. I'm the android sent by Cyberlife.

 

[The_Viking]

Granted, but you can't make a single reference to Detroit:Become Human ever again.

I wish that people would realize that infinity isn't a number by definition.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted, but everyone thinks it's a letter now.

I wish that I always had the context of any conversation.

 

[deletedaccount12]

Granted, but you can only know if you eavesdrop on them and get caught.

I wish for my friend to get back on steam because he's usually on every day but he wasn't yesterday and now I'm somewhat worried.

 

[The_Viking]

Granted, but it's a fake copy of him.

I wish for something or nothing.

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. You are now nothing.

I wish the forum games section here wasn’t dying.

 

[Murphmario]

Granted. It's dead now; can't be dying if it's dead, right?

I wish for a taco.

 

[Augustulus]

Granted, but the taco is poisonous.

I wish for anything.

 

[Catman8274]

Granted. You're getting a box of fresh air shipped directly to your house. Enjoy it.

I wish my ears weren't quite so conspicuous.

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. Your existence is instead.

I wish I could farm resources in Hypixel Skyblock quicker.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but people will see this as unfair advantage and you will be banned for this.

I wish the swearing was stopped.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, now every word in your native language is so offensive that nothing is considered a swear anymore.

I wish to no longer have a mind.

 

[Godley]

Granted, Your mind was stolen away but was used to control everything in existence, including you.

I wish everything that exists suddenly disappears, and nothing ever happens anymore.

 

[Dapling]

Granted, a new set of physics was put in place so that everything technically doesn't exist but does the exact same thing anyway.

I wish everyone loved the color green.

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

Granted, but they will hate on other colours.

I wish for a piece of naan (which is the Indian flatbread, also a name for Afghani flatbread. If you don't know what is the word "naan", then it is Persian for bread)

 

[Player_Miner]

Granted. It’s the size of the Ear- *planet gets destroyed*

I wish that it was easier to farm coins in Hypixel Skyblock.

 

[Kiraa]

Granted, but now Hypixel Skyblock gives less coins

I wish i had a Spaceship

 

[Catman8274]

Granted... It's the Challenger (Look it up if you don't know what it is). Enjoy it while you have it.

I wish everyone loved cake and pie the same way.