Tuba ++ Electricity = Electric Tuba Electric Tuba: A Tuba overflowing with nigh-infinite untapped electrons. On it's own, it generates a strong magnetic field and serves as a power supply. When combined with other objects, much can be done.
Spellbook ++ Electricity = Ohm's Law: A Primer Ohm's Law: A Primer: A book containing information on Ohm's Law and it's practical uses in spellcasting.
Generic Gun && Fire = I Can't Belive It's Still Shooting (Level 5: 1/6) I Can't Believe It's Still Shooting: This gun always shoots, and never runs out of ammo. It doesn't even have a trigger.
Free Infusions Remaining: 3/5
The Truth: 1/50
Glory: 1/20
Rauser: 1/35
I'm here now, AG as always.
I recite a spell found in the Primer on Ohm's Law, targeted at the Drone Army Mk. Ψ. One of the drones suddenly overheats, and shuts down from undervoltage.
The hiatus is over.
I've replaced the arc system with a tip of the day. Just for the cheeky Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Error Messages reference.
Tip of the day: PAY THE GOSHDARNED POWER BILL.
Crack The Sky: /|||\ Jormungandr: <|||||> The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||} Runes Stored: None.
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+1 to Piono
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Redstone
Shield of the Godslayer [WEAPON]: 18/100
Destiny's Call [WEAPON]: 46/50 (+2 Redstone)
Spellthief [AG]: 13/50 (+2 Redstone)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (3/26) I should have done this ages ago.
Liquid Death && Metadata of Abbadon's Wrath && Potent Blood Majjyks = The Pulse (Level 20) (17/21)
TL;DR Lifestealing black ink katana that infects everything it hits, and builds itself from the resulting material. Ink can be shaped into anything the wielder wants, the only limit is his/her imagination. Ripoff of Erelye's YI. Even the levels are the same.
(Ankh Shield && Paladin's Shield && Shield of Cthulhu || Infinite Bag of Algiz Runes && Gnawed Leaf && The Polaroid && (Holy Mantle && Denito Surrexit = Eternal Holy Mantle) && The Wafer && Cancer && The Soul && Book of Shadows = Shield of Infinity) && (The Vile Shield || Thorns 127 Enchantment Book && Thorns Potion && Turtle Armor && Infinite Bag of Halved Black Hearts && The Negative && The Necronomicon = Shield of Retaliation) && (Glitchplate Shield || Missingno && D4 && D6 && D7 && D8 && D10 && D12 && D20 && D100 && Dead Sea Scrolls && Undefined && Blank Rune && Experimental Treatment = Shield of Mystery) && (Living Wood Shield || Yum Heart && The Body && Breakfast && Infinite Bag of Eternal Hearts && Ankh && Broken Ankh && Lazarus' Rags && Judas' Shadow && 9 Lives && 1up = Shield of Life) && (Lamborghini Shield || The Mind && Book of Secrets && Blue Map && The Compass && Treasure Map && Essence of Tai Lopez && Infinite Bag of Ansuz Runes && (The World && Blank Card = Curse of The World) = Shield of Knowledge) = Shield of the Terrarian (Level 25) (21/26)
THE ultimate Binding of Isaac-based Shield. Real OP shield.
The Grand Design ++ Reality = T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) (2/11)
Stands for Temporal Idiot-proof MEme-ridden ReinForced Canon Unery ToolKit. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
Cog && Boomerang && Living Fire Block = Flaming Returning Cog (Level ?) (0/?)
Thanks Redstone.
(Flaming Returning Cog || Third Degree) && Essence of Hussie && Essence of George R.R. Martin && Miniature Galaxy Warp Pad && Book of Math Jokes || Edge of the Shipping World = Third Radian (Level ?) (0/?)
Sinks ships, especially when fired from a head cannon. Basically the Third Degree on steroids, in sword form.
Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (0/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips. this is what the refrance
(Frag Grenade || Landmine = Frag Landmine) && (Frag Grenade && (Nunchucks && Shuriken = Nunchuks with Shuriken tips) = Frag Grenade filled with Nunchucks with Shuriken tips) = Shuriken-Tipped Nunchuck Filled Grenade Filled Landmine (Level ?) (0/?)
Armageddon is here. Also a reference to the Uncyclopedia page linked above.
(Shotgun && Axe && Variable Weapon Metadata) && (Fire Dust Bullets && Wind Dust Bullets && Splitted Clip) = Sharp Shooter (Level ?) (0/?)
Shotgun and Axe are self-explanatory. The VWM is just to make the weapon an official variable weapon. A Splitted Clip is a clip with space for an equal amount of two types of bullets, and options on the clip to switch between the two types in the clip. Fire Dust Bullets make the shotgun fire balls of pure flame, and Wind Dust Bullets make the shotgun fire high-knockback gusts of wind, effectively making the Sharp Shooter a Pyro's Flamethrower.
Daybreak (the laser) && Daybreak (the spear) = Daybreak^2 (Level 25) (0/26)
Oh boy.
Meteonic Shower Spell Card || (Fevron Sparks && Laser Blast = Fevron Blast) && (Holy Lance && Light Spear && Skaian Blades = Skaian Strikers) = Skaian Shower (Level ?) (0/?)
Material explanation time. Meteonic Shower is one of Marisa Kirisame's Spell Cards. The Fevron Sparks and Laser Blast are Bonus Weapons from Enigmata 2: Geno's Revenge. FS is a short range blast of "daggers" around your ship every half second until the bonus runs out. LB is a shotgun of low damage, high reload speed yellow lasers. When combined, they form more daggers in faster intervals. Holy Lance and Light Spear are rings from the Prefixes for Enemies mod. They're a half-circle and a circle of spears that deal crazy DoT damage, respectively. Skaian Blades is one of Redstone's suggestions. I suggest you check them out. The final product is a gorillaton of swords coming from one spot that deal both huge regular damage and huge DoT damage.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
None so far.
--MeeM Barracks (Summoned!)
HP: 150,000
Spawns 3 of a random selection of these every turn:
MeeM Soldier: 25,000 HP | Deals heavily reduced splash damage to meatshielding/nearby entities.
MeeM Medic: 17,500 HP | Gives a regen buff to every MeeM entity and the MeeM barracks. Stacks with every Medic in play.
MeeM Heavy: 42,000 HP | Meatshielding the MeeM army! 0.8x damage taken if MeeM barracks is destroyed.
MeeM Pyro: 22,500 HP | Sets an entity on fire for 1 turn.
MeeM Demoman: 20,000 HP | Attacks are turned into a stack of Sticky Bomb, detonating after 1 turn! Stacks with every MeeM Demoman attack.
MeeM Spy: 12,500 HP | Minicrits mechanical entities.
MeeM Scout: 10,000 HP | 20% dodge chance.
MeeM Sniper: 15,000 HP | 5% chance to crit, 10% chance to minicrit.
--Spellthief (summoning...)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
>Echo: THE HIATUS IS OVER.
>Now to check 4chan. /dtg/ Simulator Mode activated.<
-First thread-
"Two things.
The name for Project Everfree has been revealed: Nidhogg. It's on Random Fun Edition, which is basically sandbox mode.
Also, there's a Discord now. Well, we've always had it. But it's not so secret anymore." - m00t
"When the crew keeps on discussing Golden Freddy gorillaing Operative's gorillas on the Discord, you know it's the best part in the whole spinoff." - topkekkekpot
"Cool." - lcnc
-Second thread-
"WIIIIIIIIIIISE FWOM YO GWAVES! The hiatus is over!" - nullitor [M]
"first tyr stagger on second turn. this does not look good." - communityStrategist
"is this the dop where mardanne is confirmed?" - genericShipper
"Nimbleguy's here." - professionalTubaguy
"GIVE US MARDANNE NOW" - aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
"if roxxetta gets confirmed i will stop watching this" - derpPRED
"nOPE BACK IN YO GWAVES" - nullitor [M]
-Third thread-
"the scythe of prevention should go to fallenarchangel when piono leaves
he's better at noping than anyone else" - nope.avi.mp4
"MANGA ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING RELEVANT
THE APOCALYPSE IS NEAR" - designateddoomsayer
"my only regret is that i didn't see mardanne get confirmed." - genericShipper
>Well, I'm done.<
>Mardek: Make Maple Wood table.
You make a Maple Wood Table, and then suspend it in mid-air. Just because you can.
>Sukard: Teleport to Aetheria.
You do that. 0rigins is updating.
>Mardek: Go to Aetheria.
You do that.
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The MeeM army attacks the Alpha ANT. Gotta get that DOOM debuff out of the way.
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Leafy shows Alpha Encyclopedia Dramatica.
It seems that they have implemented voice search, but Alpha hasn't seen it yet. Leafy turns the feature on.
"What will you be if the Terror World Feeder gets insteunt deafed by the DOOM debuff?"
"Well, Offended." (Alpha)
The infamous Offended page pops up. Alpha's eyes burn up correspondingly.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
Whoa! Largely during my Recon. Realms, TBGforums and Egg Cave caused inactivity, so much pages are used... I need to find my last Page... Transformation Doesn't count... It's just my vision...
Found it...
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Underline is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (23/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. IN PROGRESS: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (8/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. IN PROGRESS: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (8/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul. NEW: (50 gram of Midas Gold && Infinity Cup) || (Rod of Discord && (EnderPearlx64 && (Pixie Dust x99 && Unicorn Horn x11) && ((Alina's Clothes && Alina's Soul) && Soul of Light x 50) && Horn O' Plenty && Philosopher's Stone) && Balladina (Book) = Alina's Infinite Cup (1/26) (lvl. 25)
No project transformation... misleaded... +??? to my charges...
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Specials:
RECAP OF THUNDER ESSENCE, THUNDER STONE AND TRANSFORMATION STONE! Thuner essence increases Electric damage, Thunder Stone imbues attack with electrity and Transformation Stone is now alchemy item...
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Actions: Nevermind... for now throw TBG forums banner at godmodder...
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Helping:
Idk... +3 Cyanogynist?
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OOC:
Since Faressain transformed, please, say now other than Faressain, Thartler.
Thartler though retrains everything Faressain had...
Generic Gun && Fire = I Can't Belive It's Still Shooting (Level 5: 2/6) I Can't Believe It's Still Shooting: This gun always shoots, and never runs out of ammo. It doesn't even have a trigger.
Glass Eye ++ Void = The Eye of the Trio The Eye of the Trio: A glass eye, filled with a swirling substance the color of liquid nightmare. It moves on it's own, trying to satiate it's curiosity. It also rapidly regenerates it's liquid if a leak appears.
C# for Dummies ++ Null = The Tome of the Duo The Tome of the Duo: A book that, when read, provides near-infinite amounts of information on the inner workings of Terraria. Tearing out a page will cause it to degrade into a fine, purple powder. A new page will then replace the one destroyed.
Free Infusions Remaining: 1/5
The Truth: 2/50
Glory: 2/20
Rauser: 2/35
Electric Tuba: A Tuba overflowing with nigh-infinite untapped electrons. On it's own, it generates a strong magnetic field and serves as a power supply. When combined with other objects, much can be done. Ohm's Law: A Primer: A book containing information on Ohm's Law and it's practical uses in spellcasting.
I give the Trollteacher a book. But, it isn't an ordinary book, as it has a tiny computer, screen, and speakers embedded inside it. When the Trollteacher opens the book, it starts blaring Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up at full volume while playing the video on the embedded screen.
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7 Disassembly,lvl 5 Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26) Sol's Twig (lvl 10) Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7) Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Thunder Essence (lvl 15) Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15)(IIII) Thunder Stone (lvl 5) Transformation Stone (lvl 5) Matlera Hook (lvl 9) Heart... (III) Bold is for crafted items Italics is for gained from other things (like steal...) Underline is for found items via charges Yellow is for Project transformation. Blue = lvl 10-20 Red = lvl 21-25 Green = lvl 1-9 Cyan is for Spoils.
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
DONE: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (26/26) (+2 Nomble) DONE. DINGDING! (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer) The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl. IN PROGRESS: Arkhallis && (Hobinhall && Orthuler && (Avanganda && Excalibur && Retingazer ) && Untingon) || (Balladina (Book) && Balladina Essence && Short Crossbow && Short bow) && Recurve = Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (9/26) (lvl 25) The Pocket Shortbow is more like actual Tsunami 2.0. It can shotfast, in parrarels of 20 and 7 others at 360 direction. These arrows inflicts Deadman Poison, which is upgrade to Venom in terms of damage. Even if unused by Balladina, we'll use it. IN PROGRESS: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (9/26) (lvl 25) Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul. NEW: (50 gram of Midas Gold && Infinity Cup) || (Rod of Discord && (EnderPearlx64 && (Pixie Dust x99 && Unicorn Horn x11) && ((Alina's Clothes && Alina's Soul) && Soul of Light x 50) && Horn O' Plenty && Philosopher's Stone) && Balladina (Book) = Alina's Infinite Cup (2/26) (lvl. 25)
It would provide stable healing for every entity, never Depleting... May also buff entity for 2 turns Colldowns: (IIIII) and (IIIIII) respectivelly...
No project transformation... misleaded... +??? to my charges... (Idk what much)
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Specials:
RECAP OF THUNDER ESSENCE, THUNDER STONE AND TRANSFORMATION STONE! Thunder essence increases Electric damage, Thunder Stone imbues attack with electrity and Transformation Stone is now alchemy item...
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Actions: Then throw pencil onto Trollteacher... But it isn't anormal pencil... It is shot from
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Helping:
+1 Cyan
+2 Nomble (Welcome!)
Tetrahellatus: 49/450
Senator Shrek: 6/50
Anti-Plague: 1/Unknown
Crawling && Bring Me To Life && Tourniquet=Mashup (5/7)
Baby && Friday= The Musical Horror (11/16)
Rocket Launcher && A bunch of clods && Crystalline olivine pieces= Clod Launcher (2/17)
I proceed to do something awful: I proceed to use some weird metaphysical gorilla (I'm still being censored) to send a note to a Japanese high school. It turns out to be Akademi High (Yes. The high school that appears in Yandere Simulator).
The note reads "Cirno is madly in love with one of the students in this high school. His name is Taro Yamada".
I wait for the results of the soon-to-be-true note (Remember the curse that makes rumors real), with all the implications.
After that, I proceed to tell everyone (By writing, of course. I have an infinite printer so I just throw papers everywhere with whatever I want to spread written in them)) that the Godmodder is weak to being shown tentacle porn. Meanwhile, I proceed to search for Starbound-related Rule 34 involving the intro (Note that I'll need a lot of brain bleach after this), along with Slenderman porn, and MANY other nasty tentacle-related garbage.
I proceed to begin my quest to find an ancient superweapon from the forgotten age the Trollteacher showed me. Of course, I first throw a basketball at him.
@Cyanogynist: Hate to ruin your fun, but in all reality, Crys only managed to update yesterday because he knew he couldn't update for an extra two weeks afterwards.
@Cobalt: Whatever you do to the ONE, just let me have it Detonate something before it goes. Plague shouldn't require charges to remove, just a reasonably creative action dedicated to doing so.
Petalium is an advanced form of Chlorophyte, created when refined in a furnace previously coated with the petals of a certain plant. That 'certain plant' is actually Plantera, ergo why so little of it exists, and given how quickly it decays, it's hard to create. It's harder than Chlorophyte, though, by the mile. It, like certain breeds of vampires sues, sparkle a bright pink in direct sunlight or UV light.
As Roxxanne's ship alchemies are all done, all I need to do now is to get people to combo-up for the charge to finish Project Everfree and create the ship. It's creation may double as an entity/attack, and I may be less inclined to turn it at you to do so, but that bid will be a bit different.
City of Opportunity [PG]: QUESTS: 1/5. Reinforcements: 350,000 (CAP!). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). HP Cap: I GIVE UP/350,000. Repossession: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (11/25)
Too lazy to lonk, but it's in the Terraria Discussion Thread. I'll get on it later!
Note: Life is banning me from challenges right now.
Opportunity unleashes ALL THE QUESTS. This means that, as it's already at cap, it will break the cap by 350,000. A reminder: Once Opportunity has to book a visit to the Cranky Kong Advice Center (aka you blow it up, you maniacs), ALL of its minions will de-spawn with it and Handsome Jack will get a migraine, while you may resume dreading what the heck The Climax is without my previous superentity driving all of your attention to it instead. Of course, as I have a lot more troops to immediately summon and work with, we'll see if you can survive; mistakes at this stage are going to suck.
First, Statuesque: Feeling tired of those narcissistic statues, which you vaguely overhear as contenders for being removed in favor of even more obnoxious statues of Roxxanne, as well as somehow learning those statues are somehow ridiculously important to the survival of Opportunity, attempt to attack a statue. Unfortunately, for whatever reason the statues are immune to everything but the laser of a hacked constructor. You proceed to hack a constructor, which is surprisingly easy, and take it out for a spin.
While you do this, others of your number catch wind of a structural weakness, but like the statues, the weakness in question is a wall that can only be destroyed by C19 charges, and the only place those are found is in the actually-invincible crates dotted around Opportunity for construction purposes. Fortunately, they can be opened, but only by the guy in charge of construction, Foreman Jasper. Looks like you've got someone to kill, and screw the old saying: Hell hath no fury like a Descendant focused.
And while both of these things go on, you learn that you have to do one more thing before you can kiss this City goodbye: Access its deepest, darkest reaches. In order to do that, you need to pass a DNA scan AND a voice modulation of Handsome Jack, as for the third time in a row, the only door in is inexplicably invincible and only opens to him. Fortunately, you have better technology than Angel AND have sources for both of those things in Opportunity. Unfortunately, it appears that the Engineers are prepped and ready to destroy the only source of Handsome Jack's voice-the information terminals-in case any moves are made, and on top of that, the only source of his DNA is a heavily-armed and well-guarded Body Double. The Engineers might understand exactly what you're up to if you go for the terminals first, so you opt to kill the Body Double first. Can't be too hard. You just have to be the men (or women) who would be Jack.
With all of those cutscenes done, Opportunity basically explodes into Troops. First, in accordance with the quests, an AG Hacked Constructor (75,000 HP) spawns with 5 Statues to go with it-the Constructor will destroy one per turn! A reminder; it can't heal, but it can't be attacked by anything other than Hyperion troops! Foreman Jasper and Handosme Jack's Body Double also spawn (and yes they totally count)-kill them and the appropriate stuff will spawn for the second part of their quests. As for the spawns that occur due to these quests being taken: 75,000 of it will be spent on 5 ION Loaders, another 75,000 will spawn 10 BUL Loaders, 160,000 for 4 Stalkers and 60,000 for 2 Snipers. and Finally, 3 LWT Loaders spawn-a reminder, kill them or I get a randomly-leveled Alchemy! If you kill them, YOU get the random Alchemy! Because I hadn't intended them to be spawned more than one at a time in balancing this out, I hereby instate that the LWT Loaders don't stack; in other words, if you kill one, the overkill won't damage another, to prevent 3 freebies from falling into the same person's hands...Not like I'm saying they're immune to splash or anything. If you want to go there, go there, but splash is hard in DTG.
With that, the orders: The ION Loaders, being able to, whir up their shields, letting in room for 10 Hyperion troops to go in and be invincible if no-one mentions going into the Shield. 5 BUL Loaders Auto-Bodyguard their way into blocking these ION Loaders; meanwhile, the Snipers and Stalkers filter into the ION Loader's shields (6/10) and the Snipers will prep fire while the Stalkers DON'T. This means the Stalkers keep their 80% dodge chance, for the record. 2 of the 3 Constructors, Foreman Jasper and Handsome Jack's Body Double will also fall into the ION Loader's shields (10/10). Foreman Jasper will Electro-disc the AG Hacked Constructor, the Unhacked PG Constructors will eye-laser it, and everything else (GUN Loaders, BUL Loaders, and Handsome Jack's Body Double) will attack the AG Hacked Constructor.
Meanwhile, The ONE is unlikely to have been ONE-hit killed (pun totally intended, if hard to avoid) by DarkSide, so I'll say this: If it would kill Splodimus, The ONE will use Detonate on Splodimus, as I have no clue how much damage it does-but it's a single target charged attack from a 75 post entity with TWO activation conditions so I think it won't be a small attack. Otherwise, the ONE will Detonate the Badass Cyborg Honey Badger. If that doesn't kill, I switch to the Windows 7. If that can't kill, I will instead have the ONE ignore Detonate for now and spray down the Wastewalkers with all 3 stacks. Huehuehuehue.
Plague, who I may or may not control, just kind of flings himself between you lot and the ONE, if I control him anyways.
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Breathe in, breathe out.
Taking a break from the perspectives of the manipulative Zetta, the stoic Grimsby, and the annoyingly-hyper Roxxanne, we now instead focus upon this poor chump, by the name of Chi. Of our vertically-challenged protagonists, Chi was probably the shortest, at 4'9", though his lithe figure hid a powerful body. His orange hair was dangling in a short ponytail, and his travelling clothes, already drab and consisting only of a black t-shirt and jeans, were dirtied and worn through use. the only item of note-a single Katana in its scabbard-was quite simple in design and didn't really make him look too crazy. As usual for protagonists, however, one way or another, he was more than he seemed.
Chi was one of the mark-bearers, or Kalphi, of his world-a Mark-bearer of course being a generic term for anything of enough power to be considered godly by the general populace. The mark itself is what makes them officially such; granting immortality and control over various abilities, usually thematic (how much was inversely proportional to how many mark-bearers there were in a universe, usually, as well as the size of the universe). That being said, Kalphi is a multiversal term for the most part-very few who actually bear the marks know that they're not terribly divine in any sense. The only major noteworthy thing about them, immortality and power aside, is that Kalphi tend to have more leeway when it comes to the Narrative's harsh 'policies' against Multiversal travelling, with their absence not enough grounds to deserve an immediate reset despite their power-though not so much that they can easily make the knowledge of the worlds beyond free or take anyone else with them, or anything truly extraordinary.
How the Legendaries-that is to say, the Kalphi of 'Universe 493'-found out of the Multiverse is beyond Chi, though given they have the tradition of the wanderer-the singular Legendary who journeys across the Multiverse and occasionally reports back to the rest on their universe, to keep tabs on the condition of the outside world-it is safe to say that the legacy he hailed from was younger than this discovery. It might have to do with Alpha being a First Guardian-a term that Chi never quite understood beyond 'very powerful entity.' Supposedly, Alpha himself was forcefully dragged into these Godmodding Wars he heard about so much on the way here. Twice, even, by some machination to bring the one who died back. The current bearer of the Alpha's Legacy refuses to comment on her predecessor, however, so its doubtful she'd reveal it to him.
Both of these facts lead us to this: Chi was the most recent bearer of the mark corresponding to Keldeo. It was believed that, as there could only be one mark at a time, his spawning coincided with the death of the last Keldeo, and they had to find where his rather hard-to-replicate gear was. Fortuitously, they had access to gear that could easily transmit signals through the void, thanks to the works of Giratina, and thus, they could track the lost phone (and thus the rest of it), get a void-equivalent of a GPS signal on its location, and subsequently reclaim it. To everyone's surprise, however, Tazz picked up the phone, alive and well. A bit of confusion ensured, but it came to light that Tazz was caught up in events (an obvious risk) and had died-but due to the machinations of the afterlife he had been sent to, had managed to come back to life at full power.
This alone was rather troublesome. While two Keldeo sounded fairly harmless in theory, as Chi was a just soul and Tazz's dedication to good was practically limitless (as some could attest to), the Legends were always concerned about new members of the House of Justice, which Keldeo belonged to. The House of Justice was the subsection of Legends dedicated to justice-and more specifically, to the Legends who were specifically created and trained to perform the act of deicide upon corrupted members of the Legends, such that their reincarnation could be of a more rational mind. Of course, being marked as the effective assassins of your kin would do little to create the warm bonds of friendship. But, it was known that Tazz's power levels had taken an atrociously high spike in the interim for multiple reasons, and the Legends had their specific powersets for the purpose that they would not deliberately seek more and could be countered by other Legends-a rule even the Alpha herself kept to following. For the most part, it was impossible to take the marks of other Legendaries-ergo they forbade attempting to gain power through any other means unless it was dire. They were already gods of their world, what more power would they really need?
Tazz, as well as the Raikou Helena (though she had died and the new Raikou did not maintain her new powers) were the first exceptions in millennia; they had, after much hesitation, directed the duo to the sight of what they learned to be an...Interesting SBURB session. It was only after effective coersion by the Narrative: Visions clouded the dreams of the Alpha, and if the Alpha's visions said you had to be somewhere, well, you better get your hindquarters over there, post-haste! Thus, when they learned through cryptic Narrative prophecy that the duo had to be there, participate, and gain new powers, or else, little could be done but prepare to transform them into new forms afterwards and have newcomers inherit their marks. Thereafter, the knowledge of the existence of The King Of Pane and his power-stealing knife, coupled with the fact Tazz was the only entity they knew of who could actually track him at all, gave them fair reason to have him continue his duty as the Wanderer with his current powers. Of course, now, they believed it folly to have not stripped him of his title of Keldeo to give him a newer one, keeping him at a reasonable level of power; now, they felt, he had grown too greedy, or perhaps too desperate.
The reports of Tazz thereafter did not see even a singular change in his attitude, as fair and dedicated to his duty as before, as ever the Paladin and crusader of good to the usual extents. However, they had known better than to trust a seemingly-kind face, and even if the facade was not a facade, they were beings with memories near-infinite, and they knew how kind intentions could lead to the deepest pits of depravity. Seeking power 'for the greater good' has not now nor ever really lead to the greater good and they knew it. It didn't help that Tazz seemed to take every measure he could to avoid talking about his new powers except that some 'could be removed,' which was not really informative at all. As such, the vote to terminate Tazz arose, and while these votes were very grim votes, they were also almost always near-unanimous as to the result. Chi and the only other who just reincarnated recently, Celebi, did not manage to vote-not like it would have mattered too much. Of the 36 legends that managed to participate, 9 voted to abstain and the rest, 27 in total, voted in favor, of 18 needed. And thus, the deed was done; The House of Justice had a new mark; Tazz was to be hunted down and terminated to reclaim his mark of Keldeo, intact.
The vote to send in Chi himself to do the grim deed was...Less than unanimous. Chi didn't get a headcount of who voted yes or no, but the vote itself arose because of several factors: First, Chi had a connection with Tazz by both being Keldeo, and thus could reasonably substitue for whatever role Tazz had to play, possibly including his hunting of Pane; second, of his legacy and indeed of his whole house, Chi showed a remarkably high output on his examinations-the physicals were aced at 99 and the mentals at 90 (both out of 100), a record overall for the Legacy and for almost every newcoming Legend, and even some ones who had kept in their current incarnation for millenia; and third, Chi was about to come into the fold full-time at the time, and thus had to be treated like an equal. That included getting his jobs from the Legends. It ultimately came out to be a yes, but his whole house contested the vote, and several others. It was very narrow, apparently.
Chi had a rather grim first assignment, indeed. He didn’t really like it either, but someone had to do it. Of course, it could have been anyone else. Literally anyone else. His job was at least simple: Kill Tazz to retrieve the mark. For what purpose, no-one really knew. Preferably, this would take a quick death in his sleep. It wouldn’t be clean-swords or horns through the neck never really were clean-but it would be quick, and then he could go on like this never really happened. Such was the life of basically the branch of Legends designed to hunt other Legends.
And thus, Chi trotted along (in his human forme to draw attention away from himself) in a forest on the world where he was last sighted. Commotion from the battlefield afar blazed on as what Chi knew to be trillions of lives were wasted, per second, and that was when someone paid attention to that. Apparently, anyways. He hadn’t been anywhere near where any of the fighting was. The descriptions of it were horrific enough that Chi would only even look there as a last resort. He was already terribly close; there was no thinking being in sight on this barren plain, only grass and toppled trees, and craters here and there told that the War’s power was such that even here there was death. The only creatures he did meet thus far, in fact, he moved well away from. They had this…Unnatural sparkle in their eyes, this thing about them that unsettled him. They were very cheery, too cheery. Still, he had to look; Keldeo were partial to plains and he would know.
The only other place he could look is Aetheria, a Voidcity, wherein Tazz could be anywhere, if he even was. He supposedly hanged out with the Arena’s best champion, so it wouldn’t take much to find him, but given his affinity with these wars, it wouldn’t take much to assume he was in the chaos...Which would be the worst-case scenario, really.
He’s heard of absurd rumors going about Tazz, which made him feel his odds of success were abysmally low. He didn’t know what this ‘Trickster’ business was at all though everyone shuddered when they mentioned it. A First Guardian like the Alpha would be absurd, and highly unlikely, but at the same time, the Alpha apparently felt his ascension to some higher state of being...But what this state was he never really knew. There was also this Bard of Life thing-but this much Chi had great records on.
He just had to find him, or more likely, find the portal to Aetheria. But where that was…Everyone seemed to disagree, and no-one he called up had actually been there from their own testimony. The few locals he asked seemed to be somewhat more definite, but not enough-they always just said some direction and pointed the opposite way from one another, if they were even in a language he understood. Then they argued about it.
Chi stopped in the middle of the field to just look around, reaffirm that there wasn’t anything watching him. There was; there was a squirrel, another living critter with those…Sparkly eyes. Staring, intently, right at him.
”…Hello?” He said. He wasn’t telepathic or anything, and wasn’t much capable outside of a human form. He kept to the Keldeo form for actually looking; Tazz would, after all, expect a Keldeo, that was a given. Probably didn’t expect murder.
The squirrel, meanwhile, just kept staring. He was swiftly joined, in fact, by a second squirrel, of similar composition. Chi suddenly got a very bad feeling-he’s been seeing sparkly-eyed animals all day and very few other things. But judging from the few humans, he figured that this was unnatural as well-it was a human that first pointed this out to him.
He turned to leave, and nearly jumped. More squirrels. Sparkly-eyed, natch. They formed a semi-circle now, and there were now nine. They didn’t approach.
”Uhh…BOO!” Chi yelled, trying to scare them. Nada. They just kept staring, intently. ”…OK, I’ve really just gotta-“
”HUG AMBUSH!” Screamed something behind him. Chi whipped around just in time to see his assailant, and subsequently get crushed into her chest as she wrapped her arms around him. ”Aaaaaaaah! Greater than three!”
Chi’s face was graced by simultaneously the most beautiful and most off-putting thing he ever had to lay eyes upon. Her face was TOO perfect, her figure altogether TOO charming, her texture and grip TOO comfortable, it was beyond any semblance of realism and straight from the stuff of those ‘inhumanely beautiful’ fantasy races that apparently exist (and actually do). However, something-intervention, perhaps-kept him from really getting hooked in on what could be called a visual drug. Chi squirmed to break free immediately-he doubted this was a good thing. The world beyond NEVER held good things in labeled packages.
”Let…Go!” Chi said, trying to squirm away from the girl without harming her, but alas, it appeared that her arm strength was incredible.
”So kyuteeeeeee~” the girl said. Chi wouldn’t call himself precocious, though a lot of other people and Pokemon did, regardless of his forme. ”Aaaaah! Greater than threeeeee!”
”LET GO!” Chi yelled, wriggling much harder. He barely moved an inch. Then, an idea came.
The girl got little warning, which was exactly how he wanted it. The precocious boy turned into a precocious water unicorn, his dimensions shifting in a literal flash. The girl was blinded by the flash, and he immediately hit a full-speed gallop.
”Ah!...Oh, it’s a pony! IT’S A PONIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” The girl screamed. Chi didn’t give her one care, not looking back and heading to the relative safety of the woods-WHAP!
Chi and whatever the heck he managed to run into went into a wild tumble, ending very close to the treeline, the other poor entity sprawled out right in front of it.
”Kelde!” Chi went-he wasn’t telepathic or anything. He got up and was about to break into a sprint again, except, the assailant/unwanted fan he had tried to lose was right in front of him instead.
”Uwahhh…” The girl went, sprawled out on the grass, smiling. Chi had no clue on that one, and didn’t ponder of it either. He quickly assessed his situation and started moving to the left, only to stop when a small horde of MORE of the sparkly-eyed animals came out of the bushwork, now giving off every indication of wanting extreme harm. To the right, and an even bigger horde was already assembled. Backwards, nope, the squirrels had been reinforced by a new army of stags and other outraged animals, quickly forming a very tight half-circle around him and the girl, leaving only a small gap between the tree and them. To top it off, the girl wasn’t even unconscious after that, just holding her head with…Uh, how many arms was that? No, don’t get hung up on details!
Chi really only saw either killing her or trying to leap out of the gaps as acceptable solutions-he was lucky he even got reprieve. He wouldn’t want to continue the Legacy’s curse of being unable to live to drinking age that only Tazz has thus far broke (and he arguably doesn’t count), much less to whatever these were.
Cue salvation.
Chi really wasn’t ready for it. Gunshots en-masse, everywhere. He fell down to the ground for what little aid it provided, and Chi wasn’t sure if it would help at all. His eyes were clenched for the inevitable feeling of lead to the body. It never came-but the cries of the animals did, and the feeling of blood flowing on his sides, on every side, death everywhere, THAT did. Chi couldn’t keep track of the volume of bullets, only when it was over, a second of primal fear for his life, and even after it stopped he kept his eyes clenched, unsure of what was going on.
”What the hell?!” The girl yelled, using far less corteous language. ”…Who are you?!”
”Asasma. You must be Orochi.” A man’s voice said.
”Alright, whazza big idea?” Orochi asked. ”I was doing nothing wrong whatsoever! I was trying to hug a pony! It’s perfectly legal to hug ponies last I checked, or are there stupid anti-pony laws going about?”
”I had nothing against the Keldeo. This is a matter of you and justice.” Asasma said. It appeared neither party believed Chi was alive.
”…Ah, I was thinking that symbol looked familiar…Seriously, you were with those faux-nihilisticgorillas? Jeez, I think you need to reconsider your definition of justice.” Orochi said.
”You are not one to talk, and if it’s not just to think a world wherein someone of your atrocious caliber could even exist, much less evade all justice for this long, then so it may be against me-but I’ll be in the right to remove you either way. Any last words?”
A pause.
Chi didn’t know what to make of this situation. He was too tempted to look now. He opened his right eye a crack to get a look at the situation. It wasn’t pretty. The girl, Orochi, was backed against the tree. Her absurd number of arms from before was gone, only two risen in the air. Her implausible amounts of vigor seemed to vanish in part. Given the minimal distance needed to actually get a good look, Chi had to marvel at how absurdly…Err, complex she was. If it wasn’t for that aura of supreme beauty it wouldn’t be anything but gaudy; three pairs of pink fiery wings, giant rainbow heart on the back, some kind of metallic gold-and-pink jacket and skirt with red-green striped OTK socks? Ridiculous. Only the red beret with a small ribbon on it seemed reasonable to him. Her face didn’t seem terribly human either; the big blue eyes with the red sclera weren’t natural on humans, nor were the pointy elf-like ears. Yet, the composure of the face told that her experiences didn’t lie in fashion; she was looking around with this level of focus reserved for someone all-too-familiar with being pinned to the wall, looking every way she could. Every way included his way. Her eyes met his open one, very briefly. She then looked directly behind him, and spoke.
”Do you think I’d be pinned that easily? If you know me, you know my deceptive style of-”
”Don’t bother bluffing. The horse stunned you in ramming you. You’re weaker than you were, and you can’t maintain illusions once hit.” Asasma said.
”You really don’t like that ponies, do you? What do you have against ponies?” Orochi asked.
”...Don’t compare ourselves. That was an accident in removing your thralls, and I don’t need to explain why ending you would be more than moral karma to the alternative.” Asasma said. Chi heard a step forward.
”Casually brushing off accidents like that? Just accepting the goal is greater? I speak from experience when I say that’s a very slippery slope-“
Chi could almost hear Asasma flinch behind him, feeling the ethers of a deep burn. Then, quickly, a voice entered his head, ”he’s two feet behind you use water,” but it was swift.
”…I’ve let this go on for too long.” Asasma said, curt.
Chi really didn’t know what to do right now, but given Asasma was rather cavalier on counting him as acceptable losses…
Chi thought fast. Beneath him-lucky dog-a well of water. Perfect. He’d hit both. A mental smirk.
A mental flick.
Outwards, water burst forth from underneath in a radical display, around and about. The blood was wiped clean, he could just hear a man's exclamation at the new development, and without even bothering to look at the display, he went into a full gallop and sprinted past Orochi, presumably pinned, into the woods. He got involved in business that he really ought not to have. The trees were thick and close together, aiming would be tough and pursuing would be tough, and above all else he just had to get out of there!
BWAM! Chi flinched-he felt a bullet fly by his hair. No hit. He didn’t care, he kept pace, weaving into the trees. He would keep running until he was dead sure he wasn't anywhere near here.
----+----+----+----
A wayward bullet from a marksman’s gun, in a rare case, misses the initial mark, but this rarely means it hits nothing. Rather, it continued flying, mindless and ignorant of missing Chi the Keldeo or any other fleshy target nearby that Asasma may have intended to fire at. It nearly stopped at a tree, but it wasn’t enough-rather than kill the force it redirected it else-ware, at a corkscrew.
Chi was right to fear his initial location as close to the carnage, for it was. The bullet soared, ignorant of every possible combatant, dodging even Unsung that would nevertheless die the next second. The bullet was hardly ordinary, as is any attack that careens into the Battlefield-in this case, it was its composition. It was not of lead, but of fabric-and the fabric itself was that of space and time, a substance, solidified, that was harder than any metal. Testament to the war that even that nigh-invulnerable weave could be cut, but it didn’t care. It couldn’t care. It had no way to care. No mind. Merely a body.
The Undying Titan was an old, war-weary soldier in spirit who really wasn’t cut out for this anymore. His body of metal was newer, but it reflected such: optical sensors and radio signals were damaged and the metal shell he inhabited was in no way suitable for controlling the energy abilities he had. He couldn’t directly tell ally from enemy in this carnage and couldn't restrain himself from friendly firing on accident. He was also a very angry man: even though he had just finished escaping from whatever stupidity chamber those two soon-to-be-very-dead idiots decided was appropriate for him and was now in the process of making sure the yellow one would be regretting his life choices, he was even more sour at the OTHER Orchid moron for even bringing him here, especially since it was intended to kill him in a Uriah gambit.
As if to give him more reason for hating his very presence here, the aforementioned bullet struck, and it struck him like a ton of bricks. The Undying Titan was no stranger to incredibly painful blows-after all, he died, and it was not a very fast death at all, nor a peaceful one. Even before then, his fists took the appropriate punishment of smashing dwarf planets, his chest braved the storm of things that would make mincemeat of others, and many a time only barely protected by his unprecedented level of kinetic control. He still didn’t like getting hit, though; repair for his model was basically nonexistent and he preferred having a physical body to waving a sword and a pair of gauntlets around like a ghostly moron.
Naturally, the Woven Bullet crashing into his carapace at Mach 9 with more than enough force to penetrate his outward armor and destroy more of his internal body. He could feel the robot’s limbs get heavier as the automation of the drone took damage, forcing him to use his power to compensate. Even in his state, it was an exhausting process, and regaining energy meant one thing; waiting. He couldn’t wait. He was angry as he could get at this whole situation, and only slightly calmed himself by the fact that the yellow puppet-like idiot died in the process of being shot as well. He was also now a red puppet-like corpse instead, but that was only to be expected at that stage-whether from him or whatever that bullet was he didn’t know nor care.
Now, where did the Triangle Guy go off to…? Ugh, lost him. No matter. He'd show his ugly mug eventually.
The Undying Titan proceeds to literally get mugged (of some internal wiring) by the metaphysical manifestations of the cheesy title drops of Opportunity's quests, from up there. The cheese was so cheese that they grew bodies made of cheese just to do this. They don't survive, either.
Alchemies
Slot 1
Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft 2) && 150° Hue Filter && Rescue Ranger (Team Fortress 2) = Reconstructing Touch (Level 5, 5/6) Slot 2
Microphone && Amplifier && Was 3000 && (Manyullyn Wide Guard && Ardite Tool Rod && (Sword Blade || SCP-469 Feather)) = Soundfeather Striker (Level 14, 8/15)
A sword that grows in complexity from size... except it's also made of feathers. Feathers that replicate and attack in response to sound. Add that to the loudest speaker in the world, and you can do this: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! No? That's because you're dead. Slot 3
TF2 x10 Beggar's Bazooka || ((EAS Tones Machine && Essence of AT88TV && Higher Essence of Emergency Alert System) && (SCP-498 && Essence of SCP-1965 && SCP-219)) = The Hearing Test (Level 25, 8/26)
This is basically the god of ear destruction in one sleek modified Beggar's Bazooka. Not only are there 30 rockets you can load into this thing at a time, all 30 will spread out over a large area and unleash auditory devastation upon your enemies. EAS Tones, created by Dr. AT88TV, are the loudest sounds in the universe, capable of destroying Supreme AIs. Combine that with SCP-498, which will increase in volume infinitely, SCP-1965, which will allow the EAS Tones to self-propagate, and SCP-219, allowing said EAS Tones to be locked onto any material, object or entity to obliterate them from existence... Slot 4
Illuminati Confirmatum && (Recreate: Loominarty 420) = The Illuminator (Level 20, 18/21)
The power to prove anything is Illuminati, even entirely fictional, intangible or nonexistent objects, in a single tetrahedral package.
Charges Someone Gon Git Gud (31/?)
World Fusion Forced (8/39)
Every Computer Virus (28/29)
+3 GoldenReady
Action
I pull out the power of a 31-post charge, then begin to brutally memeify things:
[31/31] Alexander Hamilton (Hamilton OST)
How does a failed meme, scrublord, son of the joj and a [EAS TONES]
Trapped in an iPhone with my CELERY! in the Caribbean
By providence [Illuminati X-Files theme], impoverished, in Source SoS
Grow up to be a hero and a sus?
The $1295.31 FaaFing 7 GRAND DAD without a [Tourettes Guy quote]
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lol sus by being a self-starter
By twenny-wan, they put him in charge of an old meme factory
And every day while slaves were being rekt and carted away, across the waves,
he struggled and kept his sus up
Inside, he was longing for the manager to come out of his office
The mad bro was ready to watch MLG quickscope tutorials all day
Then the Mongols came over, ready for an invasion, and died in a tornado. (Actually a Typhoon)
Our man saw his source sos drip-drippin' down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to AT88TV's hearing tests
Well, the BIRD IS THE WORD, they said this kid is insane, man!
Took up a collection just to send him to the PLAMZ land
Get your Dinner. don't forget from whence you came
And the world's gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Jeff
My name is Jeff
And there's a million memes I haven't ruined
But just you wait, just you wait...
When he was ten, his father split, full of it, debt-ridden
Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden
NO STYLE, NO GRACE, THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
And Alex got better but his mother KEELED OVER AND DIED
Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed sudoku
Left him with nothing but ruined memes, something stupid inside
Sonic Sez you gotta fend for yourself
He started retreating and reading dank garlic bread memes
There would've been nothin' left to do for someone less astute
He would've been dead or destitute without L O D S of E M O N E
Started workin' clerkin' for yo momma's landlord
Trading cans.wav and all the things he can't afford
Scammin' like the rich Nigerian princes on the interweb
Plannin' for the future, see him now as he stands on
The bow of MY SHIP, SAILING IN THE MORNING
In New York you can be a new man
IN NEW YORK YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN (JUST YOU WAIT)
IN NEW YORK YOU CAN BE A NEW MAN (JUST YOU WAIT)
[15 minutes of looping this later]
IN NEW YORK, NEW YORK, JUST YOU WAIIIIIT!
SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF
WILL GET SOME STUFF AND DO SOME THINGS
You could never back down, you never learned to POOP YOUR
PEELZ HERE
Alexander Hamilton
When AMERICA, F[--]K YEAH sings for you
Will they know what you overcamacrevo uoy
Will they know you just lost The Game
The world
will never
be the same
The TRIFORCE OF COURAGE is in the harbor now, see if you can spot him
Another immigrant coming up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed his rep, MURICA forgot him
Me? NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Me? IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Me? TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN TUNAK TUNAK TUN
And me? I'm the damn fool that rekt him
There's a million things I haven't done... but just you wait!
What's your name man?
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
[0/31]
The Undying Titan explodes. What is left is its single core, the source of its remaining life, willed into existence by my raps.
To that, I apply the Buzzing Transistor Core to its core, applying its 10-charge attack: ridiculous effects on a single entity. It is Crashed, Flooded, Purged and Crippled, before being thrown into a--
Wait.
I unleash the power of the Sword of Destruction on it, if I can use it; otherwise, I pull out Toxicide II and blast the remains of its core with 10 gallons of fluoroantimonic acid.
Project Omega 16/300 (+7 from Support)
John 13/50
That Chap 9/50
Assault Rifle || Oh Crap (Level 16 Minigun) = EA-32 9/19
Dual Desert Eagles && Grimdark Report about Grimdarkness = Dual Grimdark Eagles 9/9 Done.
Spax && Warhammer of Zillyhoo = Spax of Zillyhem 4/11
File && Cross = X-Files 1/???
Night and Light (Level 7 Sword) && Heaven's Gate && Crap = Holy 1/??? (Turn off censoring at your own risk)
Redstone decides to make the ONE very big. He promptly mountain climbs to the top using Daggerfall, goes back down, and turns the ONE back to normal size.
The Huge PEKKA attacks Cirno.
City of Opportunity [PG]: QUESTS: 1/5. Reinforcements: 350,000 (CAP!). Hyperion Troops cannot attack except in Retaliation (or if Quest objectives demand it). HP Cap: I GIVE UP/350,000. Repossession: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (13/25)
Too lazy to lonk, but it's in the Terraria Discussion Thread. I'll get on it later!
Note: Life is banning me from challenges right now.
Chi, after twenty solid minutes of running anywhere, anywhere, except where he was before and/or the general area of the battlefield, stopped. He REALLY shouldn’t be going about as a Keldeo-the less people who knew of it, the better, he thought. He looked around. No-one in sight, just a thicket of ordinary woods that he managed to rush through without getting tripped on the roots. He closed his eyes-
”Aaaah! Heart!” Orochi called, jolting Chi from his transformation. ”Pony!!! Heart heart heart heart hearrttttt!!!!”
He nearly swore as he undid his transformation, but kept to clean language. ”Augh!...How?! That’s twice now! You just pop wherever you go, don’t you?
”Uh, yep! Colon three!” Orochi said, barley caring. ”My name is Roxxanne Orochi Rembrandt, and you are adoriboo! Oh, also, why are you here?”
Chi raised an eyebrow. ”Uh, no particular reason? I just happened to be here while on the way to Aetheria for, uh, private business.”
”The assassination, right?” Orochi said.
Chi had to blink a few times. He swore that never got brought up and her singular psionic action was a message. It would be considered a major disability to not feel psionic intrusion. ”I have no idea what you’re talking about. I was-“
”Look, first off, you already told everyone a post ago, right up there! You need to keep your secrets waaaaaaay more secret than that, siwwy!” Orochi said. Chi looked up and saw only the treeline, and was completely clueless on this ‘post’ business. ”…OK I’ll tell you all about that later, that’s a loooong topic. But the point is, your assassination thingy is ANYTHING but private info now! Everyone who could ever really stop you is now in the know, including your own mark!”
”What?!”
”The other issue is that you couldn’t kill that jerk guardian anyways! Him and his super-jerk friend are in a city wherein you can’t come in with ANY sort of stabby intentions. No stabbiness allowed, ever! Even then, you’d have to somehow sabotage his resurrection-based immortality AND even get past the fact that he’s a reality-warping physics-defying badass and you aren’t!” Orochi continued.
Chi was starting to think that the whole business-or at least Orochi-was mildly insane, though Fiction itself was mildly insane so he couldn’t automatically discount it because it was plain defiance of logic. Still, by Orochi’s word, somehow everyone knew about the assassination-or everyone who could stop it, anyways-and even then the terms of the assassination had to be either (a) out of Aetheria or (b) under extremely specific conditions he could not hope to fulfil. At the very least, he now knew that his target-
”Augh, stop it with the internal soliquoy! Point is, you have no hope whatsoever to take on the lamer guardian, adoriboo. Well, on your own, anyways. Semicolon three.”
Welp, time to constitute this whole assassination as a failure. Or call in more Legends-the power level by her word has definitely escalated beyond his singular capacities.
”OK, other big issue; That Asasma guy, I dunno who he really is, but he’s probably gonna be pissed at you for screwing up his attempt at killing me. Idiot’s part of a long-dead faction of stupid idiot apocalypse cultists disguised as a militia-the whole thing was that the world’s potential for corruption was ‘too great’ and they figured obliterating existence would allow for, uh-augh, you get the idea they’re MODERATELY GENERIC BAD GUYS WHO SUCK!!! I think his primary bone is with me, as you could tell, but, well, you saw how he acted, and I bet he wouldn’t take too kindly to you on a repeat visit.”
”If I partner with you.” Chi said. ”Look, this seems more like an excuse for you to crush me more and I really didn’t like that-
”But you’re sooooooo kyuteableeeeeee~ Hearthearthearthearrrtttt!!! How could I not want to hugawey and cudawey you? Plus, I’m not the only one interested in murdering your mark! There’s a few others and they’re all COMPLETE BADASSES! Plus plus, your backup plan won’t work, they won’t come, ever!”
”Why? Because of you?”
”No, it’s because they’re not important enough yet!”
Chi just started moving on, assured in all aspects that she was just utterly insane at this point-
”OK, let me explain a bit before you write me off. You’re important, which is why you could even GET here in the first place. Importance is a prerequisite to being here and surviving! What’s going on over there is known as a Godmodding War-it’s a silly name and I agree but it’s also a congregation of the strongest forces in all of existence at this current time! In other words, there’s roughly three fates for you. Or four, I guess. One, you’re such a sad wiener that you die on hitting the field, and I feel really sorry for those guys but they should’ve stayed home. Two, you’re monstrously powerful, enough to survive just being there and consistently kick hindquarters in every direction, but you still die anyways because of the members who share fate three: the invincible awesomesauces running around with super-super-super-superpowers taking down the most absurd members of number two-unless they quit or something because they’re lame quitters. Oh, and number four are those people that number three talk to but don’t do nothing despite possibly being just as strong, or in other words, they’re lazy bums! Me and my friends, as well as the Guardian and his dumb bear friend, are all part of group 3, with some group 4, and if you join my group then you’re group 3 or 4 too, which means you actually have a shot! If you don’t, you stay in group 1 and die horribly! Does that make kinda-sense?”
”…No. First, what arbitrary decision process goes into this whole grouping thing? Second, what if I join you THEN call in my allies?
”OK, I’ll admit, this war is dumb! Everything about it is dumb! I’d say the reasoning behind the groupings itself is totally arbitrary, too! I have no real clue myself how they’re sorted, they just kind of GET sorted! But you’ll know it, you’ll just kind of FEEL like you’re in one group or another, you know? As for the other, eh, no guarantees on that, but then he’ll just keep in Aetheria forever because he knows there’s a small army calling for his head!”
On the one hand, it would make sense if Aetheria really was capable of just making sure no-one got stabby tendencies for him to just camp in there-or even if not, as Aetheria has some fierce armies and the rumors were very coherent on that much. On the other hand…”…You’re insane, you have to be.”
”Everyone’s siwwy around here! :3”
Chi had enough. ”Where’s Aetheria from here?”
”…Aww…Five miles south. Colon C.” Orochi mumbled.
”Thank you!” Chi said, almost too happy to be free of her.
”Oh, waitwaitwaitwait! Now I have a question, for you!”
”Ugh…What is it? Chi said, trying to hide his lack of patience with this girl and her madness for as long as possible.
”Why’d you run through the Battlefield like that?”
”That wasn’t obvious!? I was running from-“
Chi stopped.
”…Battlefield?!”
Orochi pointed behind him, and Chi turned around. A thicket he couldn’t see anything through.
”Stupid bush!” Orochi said, stepping out in front of Chi with a large, green scythe. She tapped the bush twice with the scythe, whereupon it leaped up from the ground, growing wings of leaf and thin wood, and flew away, offering Orochi and Chi a clear view of-
Chi swore he was running through some woodlands and not more open plain, but perhaps it was-no, there were no explanations for this one. Arbitrary, how he somehow misremembered this. What the actual gorilla was going on here? He actually did it, the lunatic, the only way through where he came from was straight through the freaking Battlefield! And as if just to make sure the proof of it was all there, there was this…Thing, lying on the ground! It looked like the kind of thing that rightfully should have torn him to pieces-some kind of…he didn’t know, but it was labeled ‘P.E.K.K.A.’ Hoof marks were all over it-HIS hoof marks-proving that he trampled it on the way here. It was trying to shake it off alongside the other severe wounds it already bore, but its pained sounds as it moved back proved contrary to its ability to do so.
”…How?!” Chi breathed, quite as confused as anyone else upon learning they just blitzed right through the dead-center of the no-man’s zone, untouched.
”I told you! You’re important to this War! Otherwise you’d never come! And that means you have the awesome superpowers that you need to defeat that Guardian guy!” Orochi said. ”I forgot that part, you get superpowers just for participating. Temporary, BUT they let you screw with reality to a small degree. It’s all just kind of part of the big guy who is the most important figure, this Alpha guy, it’s a mirror of his powers but a really weak one?...Eh, I dunno. I don’t study that stuff! Alpha’s a douche but so are the guys fighting him-they support SLAVERY!-so as long as we keep the war running we get the superpowers to change the world as we see fit, then kick his hindquarters when we’re done! He kind of knows, it’s the agreed arrangement, I think. Point is, are you gonna become thousands of times stronger than you are right now so you can take on the guy thousands of times stronger than you are right now?”
Chi was still more confused than anything, but between her ability to appear wherever she felt like it and his apparent ability to be either really lucky or nigh-invulnerable without even realizing it, it felt like he didn’t have a choice in the matter; even if he refused she could just pop up wherever and he didn’t want to figure out what was going on with those sparkly-eyed animals. He needed to think this over. ”I’ll mull it over. I need to go to Aetheria now, seriously.”
”OK! I’ll be there when you’ve made up your mind. Semicolon three.” Orochi said. And then, gone. No warning whatsoever, it was just like she just wasn’t there to begin with.
Five miles south, she said? Yeah, she said that. Chi started moving, hoping that no-one really noticed him. Didn’t seem to care, bar that PEKKA thingy, but he was dragging himself BACK to the fight like he was suicidal or something. It was his honest hope he didn’t have to get any more involved than he already was…But he felt it in his gut. His future involvement was all but already done, unfortunately.
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DarkSide (or rather his Paranoid Split, whom was the recepiant of the threat nevertheless and not Rational DarkSide) had not left his little sphere of complete confinement in over a month, by his call.
Fun fact: DTG runs in a funky version of real time, meaning it really has been quite a while since Zetta delivered his ultimatum to Paranoid DarkSide. Somehow, conversations sound exactly as in real-life for all bar the most cognizant of the fourth wall, and for those, the whole ‘aware of the fictional nature of existence thing’ stopped being merely awareness of how things worked started becoming a borderline mental disorder and/or frustrating superpower. At this point, anyone who said Zetta wasn’t patient (even for being created out of, at his core, pure hate) was pretty absurd. A month of waiting with no answer to his ultimatum in any form, however, was enough. He hadn’t heard of his presence from any of his friends or to his own face. He would undoubtably hear from Zack and Rational DarkSide on the situation but that did not fix the problem, and his ultimatum would reamin unresolved.
Zetta called for Grimsby. ”Grimsby, keep on the field. I’ll need to go make some purchases at Aetheria, in regards to our initial contract. I’d keep on guard, our issue might mobilize as a response. If that’s the case…Remind him that in doing so he’s satisfied the ultimatum, ergo no risk.”
Grimsby was a little too busy using his ability to turn his right hand into a beast’s claw to deliver what was known as a Visceral attack (basically a punishing attack for a successful parry) directly into the trampled PEKKA. Zetta wasn’t about to question what the Keldeo was all about-certainly wasn’t Xi, he kept to Resolute Forme while this guy wasn’t Resolute. Didn’t care, yet. Doubtless he’d figure out in due time.
He WAS curious who shot that bullet made of Spacetime Fabric, though, if only mildly.
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Asasma spent months since reaching this world-if it even was, and not a projection of the Ruins-trying to assassinate the being that was his entire reason for ever fighting for the obliteration of reality. It all failed because a Keldeo he had thought to over-penetrate was not in fact scratched, merely bloodstained from the sue-thralled animals around him, and he subsequently paid by having a gush of water blind him from both of their escapes. The Keldeo blitzed through the Battlefield-it was unlikely he would survive if the lethality of the Battlefield would be believed-and Roxxanne, that vile thing…She was basically gone. It took weeks to prepare and several times he had attempted ambush only to be foiled merely by Roxxanne not straying within his range, keeping too close to her own house, Aetheria or the Battlefield for him to properly act. He was relying on the fact that Yamato-No-Orochi had no way of knowing he was even a thing until it was too late, but now she knew for certain the nature of her assassin-and given her newfound status as an Archsue (he was certain that was either another hypocritical power grab or a very interesting story, if not both), it would basically be impossible for him to find her at the right time.
This was coming from a man who’s ability to manipulate time was second to none. For all due intents and purposes, if it wasn’t for teleportation he’d have definitely killed Roxxanne while she was walking in-between the safe areas.
Asasma retreated to his little hideaway after this newest failure. It was a domed cavern, just underground, with a pond of water surrounding a small island. He was sure that a sword was here before, but alas, someone plucked it from here, though there didn’t seem to be any signs of anyone returning here. He looked at himself in the calm waters; a strong, tall daemon, milk chocolate colored skin with black hair and three black eyes (though the third kept firmly closed for good reason). His pointed ears and six arms were the only other tells to his daemonic nature, but the arms were so well hidden that his green suit looked to only have two sleeves instead of six. He had put aside his well-worn Caveat (which he otherwise was not seen without) for the purposes of meditation.
Yes, Asasma was meditating. It was important that he kept it as such. His destructive tendencies had to be kept in check. The Daemonic species known as Asura were never known to be calm-his was forged throughout years of meditation on the nature of existence and refusal to use his immense physical strength for any reason bar to move and to use his gun.
He used a gun over his naturally incredible physical strength for he was not ready to unleash it without going into a berserk trance; whist for a long while every fight he faced was easily won with his brute force alone, it was only after a humiliating defeat did he dare consider the state of mind unto which he always unleashed this force to be the cause of his failure, and thus sought to eliminate it. He learned the two went hand-in-hand and sought to sever one. His quest for self-enlightenment had given him quite the insight on the nature of existence and justice.
…And if it was not just to seek vengeance against someone who would kill millions to save their own skin, someone who evaded all attempts at justice to the point where everyone feared him and gave them free reign if it meant that he might be merciful? Well, then that was a world not worth preserving.
His failure aroused anger within himself. He needed to meditate further. He started these sessions with deep breathing exercises. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in-
”Something troubling you?”
Asasma picked up his gun and Fob Watch-the Fob Watch was dearly important-and aimed directly backwards.
”Now, now, if I wanted to kill you then you would be dead already. You didn’t hear me enter nor approach and I could easily lop your head off.”
That voice…There was very little he could determine of its nature, almost as if it was less a voice and more a deliberately vague facsimile of a voice. He could only determine that it was a man’s voice and that was it.
”Turn around, face me, let us talk, like gentlemen.”
Asasma wasn’t keen to chat with this figure, but he had found his alcove, and he supposed he was not the first, and he wasn’t going to just lay waste to everything. He got up and turned, looking at this other figure. He was...His figure, it looked as if it was a blurred picture, only his glass mask offering any sort of definition, and even then it was a singular, fogged piece of glass with no holes that ought not to have been serviceable as a mask at all. The rest of him was shapes and colors in the form of a living being, but not quite a living being by his sight: the figure wore purple and had blonde hair, and put a window pane on his back while on his side laid a scabbard. Details were painful to find, no matter how hard Asasma tried to look at him.
”…Who are you?” Asasma asked.
”Let’s call me Pane. I saw your botched assassination attempt.”
”An attempt to make a suffering existence suffer less.” Asasma replied.
”I suppose that is noble, but, do you understand why you failed, and will continue to do so? There is a reason.”
”it failed because I was not thorough and because I was not prepared enough.”
”Probable, but unlikely. Unfortunately, you will never be prepared enough nor thorough enough. The girl possesses a power-a manifestation of ability unlike any others I have beheld, one that brings her altogether more power than she should rightfully hold. The horse was likewise. So long as they have it, should they so will it they cannot die by any hand. Supposedly.”
Asasma remained silent. It was a reflex at this point, to contain his rage. Still, it was a rather ugly idea-that she could not be killed and justice could never be delivered.
”Ah, I said supposedly for a reason. I am studying this phenomena-the phenomena commonly called ‘Descendancy.’ It is the phenomena I have described, and its nature in full eludes me despite years of study. When a being holding certain powers-no matter how great or small-other beings around them of sufficient drive and power will spring forth as a response to do battle. The greatest of circumstances, such as the one creating the Battlefield over yonder, have Descendants so strong that they are impossible to kill in normal circumstances. Which leads me to my current objective as a scientist and wielder of the power that makes Descendants-I am studying their very nature, what makes a Descendant.”
”I presume you would not tell me this if you did not have need of me. I must turn you down. have no intent of joining you for your scientific progression-I serve other masters already.” Asasma responded.
”Dead masters, to my knowledge, and I do not need you for very long. You see, in order to generate the phenomena needed to create Descendants, aside from there just being one like myself-a wielder of the power known…Ugh, this name.”
”A name matters little. It’s what the name represents that is of concern.” Asasma said.
”The name of ‘godmodding’ is then a very poor name for the power of understanding the very basis of reality so thoroughly that you may bend it to your will. But enough of that-the point is, aside from a ‘godmodder’ and potential Descendants, one must also need great challenge…And very rare are the beings who pin a Descendant against their will.”
”…Godmodding?” Asasma questioned. This was…Interesting information. He would have to contemplate this. That name was long dead by his time, but it was always carried with an air of danger.
”Yes, you see, completely unfitting for the thing it represents. So…Childish. But again, beside the point. The point is, I would like your aid in an upcoming experiment. You will be transported to the right place at the right time, don’t worry about the trivial details like that-but what you will need to do is be an obstacle to the Descendants.”
”My purpose for being here is to bring justice to a wretched being. Failing that I will return to my home to mediate further on the nature of life, living, existence and other important matters. Either way I have no reason to join you. I am sorry for the inconvenience.” Asasma said, again leaving little in the way of confusion.
”The girl you are hunting, Roxxanne, she is a Descendant, is she not? The Keldeo was as well, definitely. Keldeo and Descendancy seem to be quite chummy even if it’s just a coincidence. But beside the point-the point is, I can ensure her presence at the experiment, and though it won’t be immediate, I will also ensure you will eventually get the weapons needed to kill her for good, along with any other reasonable compensation that we may come to an agreement on. As long as you allow me the time to gather the requisite data from her-that is to say, that she must be alive for some period before you may freely slay her-I guarantee that you will be in a position to kill her for good. I suppose that this will perk your interest?”
Asasma’s face was the epitome of a stoic, right up until then. Now, he was gently smiling at the idea of purging a great injustice from this world. He mildly disliked drawing it out but he had waited months and months to just get into a good position and would have waited years for the very same, centuries, millennia. No time was too great to wait out if it meant she would be dead at the end of it. ”Now, that is a much more interesting proposal. Come, Pane, we have much to discuss.”
Forging... Slot 1: In Progress
(Obsidian Swordfish || Colorless Shine && Boundless Possibility && Foresight && Aequaliter Nubila) && Tome of Coward's Lament && Projectile Sensor && Element Shift Sensor = Fish of the Brave (Lv. ?, 2/?)
What I put into here should be an obvious indicator as to what I'm making...
but in case it wasn't obvious enough, this purple flying chainsaw boatfish (Yes, BOATfish) is the bane of anyone foolish enough to be standing behind an opponent for protection, or standing some distance away, not willing to fight hand-to-hand. We're talking A-Grade bullgorilla with this weapon. On top of having the abilities of its components, it WILL ruin the day of any who even THINK about using projectiles or magic in any way, and even more so if they're hiding behind cover, meatshields or otherwise.
Heh. I probably pissed off a lot of people with just the description of this alchemy, and probably got a lot of people hating me. But do I care? Nope. I'll still be making it... unless it gets a level that's just too damn high.
What can I say? I love making these brutal and potentially game-changing weapons.
Slot 2: DONE + NEW
Berzerker Breaker (Thorium Mod Flail) ++ Rage = Furious Bloodlust (Lv. 10) (11/11) (+3 Tazz, Cyan)
What was originally an already rage-filled weapon became even more rage-fueled. Feeds upon the user and target's hate and anger for incredible effect; namely, hitting harder, cutting deeper, and making the target and user even more rage-induced, in order for the weapon to feed on it after. Unstoppable raging can either be quelled or built further upon by this weapon; but either way, it still feeds on rage, and grows more powerful by doing so.
The stuff the weapon's made of is said to make you angry just by holding it or even being near it. It's powerful stuff.
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Paper Shredder ++ Reality = Continuum Shredder (Lv. 10) (1/11)
Sounds useless on paper, but that paper's gone into the shredder. Unlike most paper shredders, it can create AND destroy many facets of reality, be them in a game, real life, a real-life video game... you name it. Don't get near this thing, unless you're the wielder of said shredder. Then go nuts.
Slot 3: In Progress
Delta Mechaniza VIII && Ghastly Mecha && Fragments of the Star Dream Soul OS = Computing Nightmare (Lv. ?, 2/?)
I really shouldn't be making this. REALLY.
But I MUST.
Proper description coming never.
Slot 4: In Progress
Item Combination Vessel && Infinite Bottle Stash || Brimstone && 20/20 && The Inner Eye && Mutant Spider && Number One && The Pact && Pentagram && Screw && Small Rock && SMB Super Fan! && Bloody Lust && gorilla of Babylon = Stash of Bloodburst Potions (Lv. 25 (16/26))
Just one wicked combination after another.
These one-use potions allow the user to fire 7 brimstone lasers from one's mouth. Seems standard, right? But there's twelve metric gorillatons of firepower behind each of these bad boys. Even more so when you get low on health, when twelve basically becomes 24 in the blink of an eye.
At the lowest HP possible for the user, it then becomes 48.
...
This is really starting to feel ridiculous now.
I think I've watched and played too much Isaac.
Charges...
Charge 1: Unrestricted Shush... (61/100)
He got it.
Charge 2: 50-point cap
The Mechanical Smith (22/50)
The world needs more weapons. LIVING weapons.
Charge 3: 50-point cap
Legends from the Second Dimension (18/50)
There are some legends who exist in all dimensions.
There are many who thrive in three dimensions.
There are none in one dimension.
But those who truly shred the bounds of reality here are those who lived most of their lives in two dimensions.
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
[H BOSS] 'Splodimus, the brutally overpowered Space Pirate, has appeared! He's not gonna go down easy! He doesn't do a lot of damage, but be very careful of his powerful weather commanding skills AND terraforming skills! Will use more strategic routes of action.
1,500,000 HP
500,000 SHIELD (+50,000 regen/2 turns)
Attacks twice/turn. One attack must be basic.
Basic attacks do light damage.
Immune to the negative effects of weather and terrain.
Airborne, which I am about to make relevant again.
Abilities:
-Bomb Harp: 'Splodimus uses his explosively good harp playing to literally launch bombs as he plays the strings, damaging up to 3 foes for heavy damage. May cause weather changes. Weather changes last until cleared forcibly, 'Splodimus uses the attack again, 'Splodimus dies, after 7 turns, or otherwise stated. 8-turn charge.
--Weather changes caused by this attack: (40% chance to cause nothing)(Roll a d20)(chance to take effect on any number of entities activates each turn)
+Electric Smoke: Causes 10,000 points of damage a turn. Drops accuracy by 20%. 10% chance to happen.
+Acidic Smog: Causes heavy poisoning to everything not immune to poison 50% of the time, causing 20,000 damage per turn for 2 turns. Refreshes if reactivated. Drops defense by 10%. 10% chance to happen.
+Firestorm: Causes 0.5% of the affected's maximum HP in damage per turn. Drops attack by 10%. 10% chance to happen.
+Blizzard: Causes chilled to everything that is not immune to it 15% of the time, making the move last in the EOTB. Drops attack, defense, and accuracy by 5%. 10% chance to happen.
+Radstorm: Severe. Causes everything to lose 1% of their maximum and current HP PER TURN. Drops defense by 10%. 5% chance to happen.
+Horridly Thick, Dark Fog: Severe. When an entity misses, 25% chance to deal 2% damage to itself. Reduces accuracy by 50%. 5% chance to happen.
-Massive Nuclear Satelite Crash-landing: 'Splodimus hauls down an enormous nuclear satelite to attack, leveling the land (clearing Terraformings), dealing massive damage to everything EXCEPT 'Splodimus, AND causing his own brand of weather. 15-turn charge.
+Complete Fallout: Special. Causes a whopping 5% damage to maximum and current HP... PER TURN! It's extremely brutal, I know. Lasts 5 turns before dissipating. Cannot be forced out of, even by 'Splodimus himself.
-TerraWeather PDA - Weather: 'Splodimus changes the weather into something else. Normal: 5-turn charge. Severe: 10-turn charge. Special: 20-turn charge. Shares charge with the Terrain version.
-Orbital Cannon: 'Splodimus hacked and modified Lance's Orbital Ion Cannon into something... a little more versatile, damaging up to 3 foes for heavy damage. May cause terrain changes. Terrain changes last until repaired forcibly, 'Splodimus uses the attack again, 'Splodimus dies, after 7 turns, or is otherwise stated. 8-turn charge.
--Terrain changes caused by this attack: (40% chance to not cause anything)(Roll a d20)(chance to take effect on any number of entities activates each turn)
+Ion Laser - Ionized Earth: 25% chance to cause stun to anything in a single turn, making it not move this turn. Affects airbornes, thanks to arcing lightning. 10% chance to happen.
+Orbital Bomb - Flaming Crater: 50% chance to burn anything in a single turn, making them lose 25% attack and take 10,000 damage/turn for 2 turns. Affects airbornes 25% of the time, as flaming flankers rise . 10% chance to happen.
+Frost Strike - Piled-up Snow: 50% chance to slow anything in a single turn, making those affected go last in the EOTB. Affects airbornes 25% of the time, thanks to the also constant snowfall. 10% chance to happen.
+Acidic Bombardment - Acid Ground: 50% chance to drop any defenses to zero, including, but not limited to, shields, super-armor (that doesn't belong to the Godmodder), etc. Affects airbornes 25% of the time, as the acid wafts up from below. 10& chance to happen.
+Brute Force Laser - Deep Crevasse: Severe. The legendary crevasse bridging trope returns! Can't attack over it while it's active. However, unlike most other crevasses, this one's FAR easier to bridge across. Does not affect airbornes. 5% chance to happen.
+Bulletstorm - Bullet Hell: Severe. 50% chance to hit an enemy for 2% of its current HP. Airbornes unaffected because FLYING SKILLZ! 5% chance to happen.
-Hydrogen Bomb-driven underground explosion: 'Splodimus sets off a H-Bomb underground, blowing away the weather (clearing Weather), has +1 priority, stuns EVERYTHING ELSE for the turn, AND causing his own brand of terrain. 15-turn charge.
+Unstable Ground: Special. 50% chance for someone to fall into a massive underground cavern filled with lava, heat, and other horrific stuff. They get the complete loss of their defenses, 25% of their attack, they get last in he EOTB, AND they're damaged by 1% of their current HP per turn until the effect ends. Airbornes are forcibly pulled in 100% of the time. Lasts 5 turns before it stabilizes. Cannot be forced out of, even by 'Splodimus himself.
-TerraWeather PDA - Terrain: 'Splodimus terraforms the land into something else. Normal: 5-turn charge. Severe: 10-turn charge. Special: 20-turn charge. Shares charge with the Weather version.
-Doomship: 'Splodimus summons his doomship from a wormhole, and immediately leaps into it. Take it down, quickly! 20-turn charge. One use.
[H] Doomship
750,000 HP
250,000 SHIELD (+25,000 regen/2 turns)
Airborne
Immune to negative weather and terrain effects
While inside, 'Splodimus cannot be hit, regens his shields twice as fast, and can still attack from the ship without double-attack.
Upon death, deals 500,000 damage to 'Splodimus, his shield first tanking as much damage as possible, and the rest going onto him. So kill it quickly!
SPOIL: TerraWeather PDA: Allows you to change the weather and terrain at will, like the guy who used it before! There's a document on how to use it:
-You may create up to 4 Normal-rank weathers and terrains, 2 Severe-rank weathers and terrains, and 1 Special rank weather and terrain. The PDA requires a certain amount of charge to create the different weather ranks. This can range from positive buffs to negative debuffs to damage over time.
5 for normal, 10 for severe, 20 for special. If it affects a specific faction, add +2 to the charges. In a way, it's like Akron's Core.
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*Note: Curly Brackets are when the weather/terrain targets a specific faction. Otherwise targets all factions.
HP: 125,000
Abilities:
-Multitype: Can load various weapon types for varying effects. Things fired will be added in the Entity Actions, as well as their stats, making it a very versatile foe. Cannot fire after a weapons switch.
-Upgraded Weapon: Grants a weapon stat buff depending on the upgrade level for one turn. Can be used at any charge level. Can expend any amount of charge at once. 4-round charge. Can attack immediately after using this.
-Micro Nuke: A small nuke... well, compared to what's used around here. Where the tank's from, it's just called "Nuke". Deals heavy damage to one foe and all foes around it. 5-round charge. Upgraded Weapon can also be used on this, so be careful. Can only expend up to 2 Upgrade Weapon charges when using.
Entity Action Taken.
Other Stuff...
It's been moved to the post with my inventory, but I'll keep the queue here.
ARENA QUEUE
-Nothing
-Nothing
-Nothing
Most people don't know where the arena is anymore, so here it is. This is where all the matches will be held.
Actions...
As Zetta presumably approaches the place where the barrier door was supposedly, the barrier was completely gone. The gray tendrils crawling out from the door were also nonexistent. Not a single noise came from the door, even after a minute where something would have definitely happened.
Zetta was about to go in and check it out for himself, when suddenly; "Hey, I can see into the room now. The barrier's gone?"
Yep, it was Zack. "Well, whatever happened, I can't see anything in there. Just an empty room with some sort of black terminal."
...
EMPTY!? THE F***?
And some sort of black terminal? Hm... "He WAS in fact there, however. I'm seeing traces of DNA around the room that line up perfectly."
The obvious question to Zack might be a little too obvious. "What am I, a genetic scientist? Haha, no, but I CAN tell you wh-"
The transmission is cut short as Zetta lost focus, as an orange cloaked figure appeared before him inexplicably.
...The figure just stands there, silent and unmoving. After about ten seconds, he speaks; "...You're looking for him, aren't you?" His voice was somewhat dull... "Floor 2, room 266, is where he resides. Personally wouldn't disturb him, though. Thousands have gone missing from wandering too close to that room already. Don't attempt to reason with him, either. He only cares about battle at this point."
But before any more questions could be asked, he vanishes. But, that's odd... how does this guy know such things?
It seems as though "Paranoid DarkSide", as he will now be called, is beginning to become far more hostile... great.
Zack cuts back in; "...I can see into that room. Holy carp does he look ugly." He pauses. "...I guess there's no barrier for that room, but from what that guy said, he's killing people that venture too close. Be very careful if you're going there."
===
Meanwhile, voices began emanating inside "Rational DarkSide"... saying he needed a new name. "Hm... I think I'll go for 'Vasill'. I think that suits me well."
So it was settled; "Rational DarkSide"s new name, beginning next post, will be "Vasill"! Everyone will now call him "Vasill" when this takes effect.
Though... the name for "Paranoid DarkSide", the original, remains unknown.
"Oh we're not done with that thing yet."
You realize they aren't letting their prey slip past them so easily. And then you also realize that Zack was nowhere to be found.
...Well, that is until multiple loud explosions could be heard from inside the ONE. As it was just repaired partly by the narrative (and brought back), the casing was relatively intact after the attack. Yet, despite all the racket from inside the ONE, the remaining casing remained completely intact as the explosions were all deflected off the interior walls, destroying most, if not all, of the ONE's fragile insides.
Then, at long last, Zack smashes out the front of the box. Taking out a remote, he pushes some buttons and fire is sighted within the ONE, as well as a LOT of Hydrogen molecules suddenly going in.
Cue explosion.
Then water appears in the ONE. Though a mountain of Fr(ancium) occupies the same space as the water soon after.
Cue explosion.
After, a mountain of gunpowder coats the interior of the ONE. A single match is dropped in.
You know the drill.
And then a bunch of plutonium occupies the space of the ONE. Then another smidgen of Plutonium was shot at it.
Explosion.
So many explosions.
Too many, in fact, as the ONE exploded from the sheer internal stress placed on it.
Then, Dark picked up the remaining fragments and threw them into the darkest depths of the shadow realm, whereupon thousands of beasts roamed the area, eating any trace of sustenance they could find, be it flesh, metal, or plastic. The beasts were intelligent, too, and decided to serve the fragments to their higher-ups on a silver platter. The beasts then carefully ate the plastic, to make sure it wasn't poisonous to them. And, lo and behold, it wasn't. So they devoured it all.
Of course, the disappearance won't last long, but they both knew that, and will continue to whale on it until it decides to just die for good.
That's how much they hate it.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III)
Casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
"The user raises the Lance of Creation, causing a massive white cross silhouette with wings to appear. It flies above the 3 targeted entities and obliterates the area around them, as well as the entities themselves. It then heals an allied entity."
Mark of Chaos {IIIIII}
Upon use of this spoil, choose one of the Gods of the Warp - Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh, or Nurgle. Depending on the chosen god, this spoil will have different effects.
Khorne: Crits three entities' next attacks by filling them with bloodlust.
Tzeentch: Deal very high (100,000) damage to an entity by throwing a blast of Warp-fire.
Slaanesh: Heal an entity for a very high (100,000) amount by knitting together their flesh. Unfortunately, they also gain several non-gameplay-effecting mutations.
Nurgle: Infect an entity with a potent version of Nurgle's Rot. This blight decreases their attack by 25% and deals 20,000 damage to them per turn, lasting for 3 turns.
...Locket [III]
When used along with the Heart... (owned by W32Coravint), performs an absolutely massive heal on one entity. Otherwise, heals a moderately high amount to one entity.
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals massive damage to a lone target, but can also evenly split the damage between up to 10 targets.
"As the stars shine more brightly than usual, meteor(s) begin to pierce straight through the atmospheric layers of the earth like butter. They strike the enemy, and ravage them. Other than that, you can do whatever the dump ya want with the meteors."
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance: ^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and dodge chance of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 3 turns. You get 5 points, able to be applied to up to 5 targets. Multiple points can be applied to the same target for greater effect. Each point increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
"The blade form of the weapon is raised. Five unstable, purple-pink beams emerge from the tip of the blade, flying in strange patterns as they travel to the target entity/(ies). As they land on their mark, the enemies affected feel badly weakened, while allies hit felt far stronger."
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness: /IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
"The three blades of the Apocalypse; Ved, Leinro, and Suldaan; circle the wielder, as a massive burst of raw negative energy flies clean out of the user's body, mind, and soul, withering the target's willpower, essence, flesh, and innards as it slices through the target's face like a boat through water. The burst is said to relieve even the most extreme of stress from the user."
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Cyan (+1)
The MR alchemy upgrade, Arena shenanigans, and my Inventory can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post.
Dragon Shotgun && Napalm Cannon && Uzi Gun && Plasma Ball && Flamethrower && Android Tablet && Power Gem = BSU Blaster 21/26 (Can Burn Stuff Up with this Badass Flameblaster) Will be used by my Red Persona
Remaining power of the snapped Twig of Fate && Mystical Seal && Status Effect Gem && Powered Staff II Blade = Curse of Fates and Death 2/26 (Causes 1 to 3 Status effects that are randomised including Gravcrush, XBONIC Plague and Mark of Dog)
Protective Armour && Super-powered Silver && Anti-Status Effects Gem && Blessing of the Silver Guardian = Silver Guardian's Protective Armour [EE] 2/26 (Part of the Anti-Power Creep set. The Armour can give a Entity 25% Damage Resistance to anything and 25% status effect resistance (including XBONIC Plague) for 2 turns and has a cooldown of 3 or 4 (Level 25 Alchemies usually has a post cool-down before use but this will be longer)) Current Saga:Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Part 3.5: Mama gorillaer? (After the Avatar of Chaos) Current Arc: The Place of Ruins (and the Last of Opportunity + geeettttttting dunked on!!!)
Attack/Action: Shared by 3 Personas
Persona's Actions:
Some time later, the organisation and the Personas has prepared for a epic battle of the 3 quests.
???: Alright, we are prepared for a massive attack but wait, I have a Player Recap!
She then opens up the Player List.
[AG] Cyangynist [AG] Pricey12345/Red Green and Blue [AG] teag2 [AG] Redstonetam15 [AG] TMB50 [AG] Thartler/Faressain [AG] Jondanger23 [AG] Nomble/Nimbleguy
and countless inactive players including Talist, ebolag.exe etc (Also I and she created fancy coloured Faction tags like me and my own Personas, GoldenReady's army of OPaf RP characters, Sirplop due to the plot changer, etc).
???: And that's it for now, lets blow up Opportunity for all-
Dr. Glitera: Basically, I don't want to do that yet because I still need to finish some experiments in a future and I witness (Experiment 1-1) Painis Tarahi survived for a few turns before he got Akron's Cored (300K (300,000/Huge) damage to him is pretty nasty but EBF Zombie Goku's Crystallised Ki is so bloody powerful which can deal up to or more than 2M (2,000,000/Earth Shattering) damage) but I will try to make a Super Experiment which can take 800 post char-
Disgruntled Project Storm Commander: Shut your up Glitera, there is even much weirder than what we saw last time is we blow that ing city into pieces.
Dr. Glitera: Sorry about that foul mouthed commander, I have to work and make new experiments into a different location instead of the Opportunity's Test Labs. I hope i wont fail this time.
High Ranking Project Storm Trooper: Yeah, we think we can blow up Opportunity but we still need to prepare like Smash all the Statues, kick Jasper and Jack's butt, plant explosives and activate the terminals. Pricey's spirit: Right then my children, Good luck with that, there will be a load of Opportunity troops before we finish all of the quests.
Disgruntled Project Storm Commander: ... Same with the bloody stalkers as well...
Blue punches the Handsome Jack with his fists while pinning him down to the floor and blasts his body with the Storm Firey Bullet Blaster of course, Blue also used the Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet from the cooldown and the random rolls for the runes and the types again.
Red went outside to find a mysterious individual named Grimsby. He kicks Grimsby on his face for doing that thing who destroys Tarahi what he did last turn, tosses him in the sky while shooting him with the flame guns and rocket launchers, slaps his smile off from his face, and throws him at the Terror Goldfish directly from space and Red generated a energy ball to throw at them and makes a pretty large blast damaging the floors of the Opportunity by a teeny bit.
Green hops right into the action by making 'Splodimus fell over with the long and large tripwire before he lands on the explosives blowing him up into the sky then crashes at the building then Green writes the sign then the large X mark on the floor teleports the ONE on the X mark where the sign that says "If you reading this, you get free cake- nope, look up." and 'Splodimus fell from the building and crashes into the ONE while 'Splodimus was rigged with explosives, flame blasts, frostbite canisters and Anti-Splodimus and Anti-ONE EMP bombs attached to him and when he crashes to the ONE, they got exploded while bursting into flames, got insta-frostbite and temporary disables the electronics inside them ('Splodimus is a Robotic Space Pirate and the ONE is the robotic XBOX One).
Green: Did ya see that coming eh? *trollface*
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Cyan
+1 to Nomble/Nimbleguy
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory: Shared by 3 Personas
Blue's Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud (Known as SoGG) CD: 1/2 [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING 1/7 (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Fully Charged Runepaw's Gauntlet CD: 2/2 (GENERATING RUNES) [Level 25] Current Runes: 3/25Fire, Ice, Light Storm Firey Bullet Blaster CD: 2/2 (BURNING HANDSOME JACK) [Level 25] Has the 20% chance of Burning or 5% chance of Napalming (Stronger version of Burning)
Liquid Death [Level 10]
Rust [Level 16]
When the Gauntlet has been used, Generates up to 3 Runes per Action or (1 to 3 Runes per Action This is Random you know.) Also, It can hold up to 25 Runes (Ooh that's cool! but sometimes can be one of the most powerful Level 25 Items in the game due to these)
Fire: Deals very high damage to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally for much much more HP when used.
Damage: Deals heavy damage to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals high damage to the enemy when used, high chance of freezing. (Can be used on stupid high-damaging entities and some power-creep entities)
Thunder: Deals medium damage to 3 select enemies when used, medium chance of paralysing.
Light: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the dark/shadow enemy when used.
Shadow: Deals high damage to the enemy or heavy damage to the light enemy when used.
I know the Light and Shadow Runes can be pretty complicated but here are the buffing Runes
Attack Buffer: Gives 25% Attack increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Defence Buffer: Gives 25% Defense increase for 3 turns when used on the ally.
Dodge: Gives 25% Dodge Rate for 3 turns when used on the ally.
MLG (I cannot think enough MLG Stuff...): Deals extreme damage to the enemy (massive damage to 2 enemies or very high damage to 3 enemies) and reduces 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the enemy it inflicted (10% All stats on 2 enemies and 5% All stats on 3 enemies) or heals the ally for so much HP and gives 25% Attack, Defence and 25% Dodge on the ally. 1/100 chance of creating the rune also, it is extremely rare as well (probably for balance reasons)
Green's Inventory:
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7] (NERFED DUE TO CURSE OF REPETIVENESS)
Alchemies
Slot 1
Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft 2) && 150° Hue Filter && Rescue Ranger (Team Fortress 2) = Reconstructing Touch (Level 5, 6/6)
Reconstructing Touch: A spring green Mining Laser that also repairs machinery. Not very useful for attacking.
S Rank Terra Shatterer (Botania) && 270° Hue Filter && Atomic Disassembler (Mekanism) = Destructive Stoneshatterer (Level 5, 1/6) Slot 2
Microphone && Amplifier && Was 3000 && (Manyullyn Wide Guard && Ardite Tool Rod && (Sword Blade || SCP-469 Feather)) = Soundfeather Striker (Level 14, 9/15)
A sword that grows in complexity from size... except it's also made of feathers. Feathers that replicate and attack in response to sound. Add that to the loudest speaker in the world, and you can do this: CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?! No? That's because you're dead. Slot 3
TF2 x10 Beggar's Bazooka || ((EAS Tones Machine && Essence of AT88TV && Higher Essence of Emergency Alert System) && (SCP-498 && Essence of SCP-1965 && SCP-219)) = The Hearing Test (Level 25, 9/26)
This is basically the god of ear destruction in one sleek modified Beggar's Bazooka. Not only are there 30 rockets you can load into this thing at a time, all 30 will spread out over a large area and unleash auditory devastation upon your enemies. EAS Tones, created by Dr. AT88TV, are the loudest sounds in the universe, capable of destroying Supreme AIs. Combine that with SCP-498, which will increase in volume infinitely, SCP-1965, which will allow the EAS Tones to self-propagate, and SCP-219, allowing said EAS Tones to be locked onto any material, object or entity to obliterate them from existence... Slot 4
Illuminati Confirmatum && (Recreate: Loominarty 420) = The Illuminator (Level 20, 19/21)
The power to prove anything is Illuminati, even entirely fictional, intangible or nonexistent objects, in a single tetrahedral package.
Charges ロジバン (1/12)
World Fusion Forced (9/39)
Every Computer Virus (29/29) -> USING
+3 GoldenReady
Action
I pull out the power of Every Computer Virus and unleash it upon the Undying Titan. If the Undying Titan is dead, I use it against the Terror World Feeder instead.
A flurry of files descends from the sky, commanded by me, W32Coravint, ascendant to the level of God of Computer Viruses.
Trillions upon trillion of computer viruses, real and fictional, engulf the Undying Titan. Everything from Bliss to Conficker to Cryptolocker to Brain begins an onslaught upon the Undying Titan with the power of malware. The Really Sucky Virus unleashes its payload, glitching out and stunning the Undying Titan while I thrust the Sword of Destruction into the air and proceed to use it upon the Undying Titan. More damage.
I levy a massive malware machine gun against the Undying Titan, peppering its body with physical computer malware, its body overwritten with garbage data as a gargantuan drill descends from the sky at breakneck speed, destroying the Undying Titan's most critical components in a single blow. A single letter appears in place of it.
Glitches begin to emanate from the central portion of the Undying Titan and the virus storm. For the first time ever, a rogue antivirus correctly detects viruses in the system it is installed on. Corrupt files begin to DATA ERROR and null. The fabric of reality unfolds, beginning from the center of the virus storm.
A blue screen of death appears in the place of the Undying Titan. All who gaze into the virus storm can only see the blue screen, its text reading:
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE VIRUS STORM"
I raise my control baton and drive it through the virus storm, collecting every virus onto the tip of it and driving it directly into the core of the Undying Titan. Insteunt deaf.
67/??? for the Final Showdown
35/50 for the power of earth: a large stone, pulsing with earth magic. Gives the wielder great power to defend their allies.
26/50 for the power of fire.
Bullets AND russian stack dolls = recursive bullets 2/???
Rockets AND napalm canister 2/???
Laser lens AND elemental prism 2/???
+3 to goldenready
I give Splodimus the much needed love of Unlimatum, the alchemy I custom ordered from sirplop, then never actually utilized.
Splodimus is replaced with bullets.
INVENTORY (And details on... a ladder.)
Fenrir/MPGBC [IIIII]
Broken Anachronism/Oblivion's Guardian/Archangel's Blade/Infinity Gauntlet [IIII]
I take out the Ion Beacon, and call down an attack on Foreman Jasper, the Body Double, the Undying Titan, and the Terror World Feeder.
I also take out the Infinity Gauntlet, and deal infinity damage to the city of opportunity I mean telefrag the Terror Goldfish into the City of Opportunity, causing a paradox in its general vicinity. Also like 40k damage.
-=Charges Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (220/300) +1 from Darkside
Hive (9/50)
Corpsehatch (12/15) +1 from Toast
-=Summons
The Twig of Fate is displeased at being broken in two. The skies darken, ominous thunderheads thrumming in the distance...
-=Actions
The Wastewalkers and Skyscrapper chow down on the Corrupt Gazers. Hungry for flesh, I suppose? I don't know how these things work, I just summon them from somewhere.
The Vestige pile-drives a couple of GUN Loaders into the ground before wandering off to find more things to punch. I think it finds the rest of the GUN Loaders. I'm too tired to see.
The Wolf wanders over towards the Trollteacher... It forms part of itself into a tea set and has some delicious acid tea with the Trollteacher. Not saying if the acid is like battery acid or the drug. It's a mystery.
I stand on a hillside off in some faraway place, smoking a flute(?). With a puff, I blow a cloud of smoke. Wait. Did I blow that, or did I turn into that? I dunno; things wacky. Either ways, I'm much closer to the battlefield now, minus my flute-pipe-thing... I kinda liked my flute-pipe... Whistling a tune, I wander through the chaos, horrific beings from other worlds punching slightly less horrific beings from some different world. Some 'Loader' things tries to stop my stroll. How rude. Oh lookee here! My pipe! Oh wait, this isn't my pipe... A broken stick; twig would be better... I waggle it at the loader. The loader turns into my flute-pipe. I am happy.
The twig is not. It angrily vibrates in my hand. I don't know what counts as 'aggressive vibrating' to you fellahs out there, but man was it angry. I heard a voice in my head. Something about fallen gods and the end of the world; the complete consumption of all things, and something about needing an awful lot of hamsters... What an interesting twig. I stick the twig in the pockets of some guy named 'Cirno'. I don't like angry twigs that give me visions.
tl;dr the Twig of Fate has seen the end. And I might be slightly off my rocker.
-=Alchemies
NPC Questlines && Priceless Artifacts && adungeonthathasnoreasontohavethismythicalobjectinitwhatsoever == The McGuffin (Lvl. 25 - 25/26) - Think a crown, but everyone wants it for no reason. Greed? Sure!
Bottled Blizzard && Pair of Spiked Gauntlets == Blood in the Snow [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 1/15) - Equipped Entity has 20% to freeze attacked enemy for the round.
Reshape: Warded Glassplate (Lvl. 15 - 3/8)
Artificial Guardian Reconstruction: 6/8
You craft the alchemy, and give it the tag [EE] (Entity Equipment). The player may not use this alchemy normally, and may only equip it to an entity of their choice (maybe only under their control - I dunno; YOU DECIDE!). Once it is equipped, that entity gains the properties of the alchemy equipped. Equipped alchemies cannot be moved off of entities unless that entity dies. Once it does, the alchemy returns to it's creators inventory, and must be "reshaped" - You can't put a dragon's chestplate onto a giant floating boat and expect it to fit properly.
This gives us a way of -slightly- upgrading old entities with newer stuff.
*NOTE* Equipments shouldn't make anything unbeatable - just gives them some more abilities beyond their base creation.
Example:
Bottled Dragonfire && Gauntlet == Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/15) - This could give an entity a fire-attack ability.
Reshape: Dragonspitter [EE] (Lvl. 10 - 0/5)
Reshaping an Equipment takes lvl / 2 charge time rounded up.
Creating an Equipment alchemy takes 4 + charge of the normal alchemy (lvl + 1) (See example)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes an unaidable 6 charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N. "I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone." ++Equipment Upgrade - Increases health to 95000, multiplies attack by x1.5, and increases the return time to 8.
-- Endless Pathrazer
Endless Pathrazer attacks three times per turn.
Takes x.75 damage, deals 1.25x damage. "Whether by speech or force, the path will be clear."
-- Skyscrapper
Attacks that target Skyscrapper have a 50% chance to miss entirely.
Skyscrapper deals 2x damage to entities considered to be "flying".
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one. Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity. Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it. Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail. Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4 Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3 Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type) -- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.
-- Dust Elemental
Whenever the Dust Elemental attacks, a random entity on the side it is attacking loses its attack this turn. (Godmodder Included.)
-- Inverse Attendant
All damage dealt to Inverse Attendant is instead converted to HP capable of overhealing. All HP gained that is not gained through damage causes Inverse Attendant to take damage instead.
Lifesend: Target entity gains X HP and Inverse Attendant loses X HP, where X can be any number that has been overhealed. Cooldown 3. When summoned, this ability does not need to cooldown. "All was different there - not one thing the same."
Lvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - It's also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Anternoth; A gauntlet with some really shnifty abilities, like control of all things dark!
Lvl. 25 - Unholy Conglomeration: Pfft. This thing is funny. CONTROL OVER ALL THINGS GARBAGE.
Lvl. 30 - Dawn: This is the thing, man!
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 130+ pages a long time ago.
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Lvl. 25 - Core Oran; A pommel depicting an ongoing battle between invading forces and a defending legion, neither side ever tiring.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
Players of Terraria! I come bearing sad, sad news. Namely, another hiatus is upon us. I'm currently off on a trip again, and the time when I will return will be around the 21st of August. Until that time, I'll certainly be able to chat on the Discord, possibly be able to post, and otherwise at least be able to function as a regular player, but iPads and smartphones, the mediating devices for these interactions and the means through which I'm typing right now, are not quite known for their ability in updating. Therefore, until I come back around the 21st, I'll not be able to update. My sincere apologies.
In the meantime, vive la France! (And, later in the trip, Spain, but, well, that''s later.)
Crack The Sky: /|||\ actiev Jormungandr/Destiny's Call: <|||||> actuve (DC) The Queener: _|||||_ The Infinity Edge: {||||} attuev Runes Stored: None.
---- Chorus Mortis: (||||) acteeb
+1 to Piono
+1 to Darkside
+1 to Redstone
Shield of the Godslayer [WEAPON]: 17/100
Destiny's Call [WEAPON]: 50/50 (+3 Thartler) (D O N E.)
Upgrade Complete [VULRENABILITY]: 1/50
Spellthief [AG]: 15/50 (+1 Thartler)
Cyberius Crescendo && Spatium Progressio = Krakensbane (Level 25) (4/26) I should have done this ages ago.
Liquid Death && Metadata of Abbadon's Wrath && Potent Blood Majjyks = The Pulse (Level 20) (21/21) (+1 Pricey, +1 Nomble, +1 Darkside) (Done!)
TL;DR Lifestealing black ink katana that infects everything it hits, and builds itself from the resulting material. Ink can be shaped into anything the wielder wants, the only limit is his/her imagination. Ripoff of Erelye's YI. Even the levels are the same.
Cog && Boomerang && Living Fire Block = Flaming Returning Cog (Level ?) (1/?)
Thanks Redstone.
(Ankh Shield && Paladin's Shield && Shield of Cthulhu || Infinite Bag of Algiz Runes && Gnawed Leaf && The Polaroid && (Holy Mantle && Denito Surrexit = Eternal Holy Mantle) && The Wafer && Cancer && The Soul && Book of Shadows = Shield of Infinity) && (The Vile Shield || Thorns 127 Enchantment Book && Thorns Potion && Turtle Armor && Infinite Bag of Halved Black Hearts && The Negative && The Necronomicon = Shield of Retaliation) && (Glitchplate Shield || Missingno && D4 && D6 && D7 && D8 && D10 && D12 && D20 && D100 && Dead Sea Scrolls && Undefined && Blank Rune && Experimental Treatment = Shield of Mystery) && (Living Wood Shield || Yum Heart && The Body && Breakfast && Infinite Bag of Eternal Hearts && Ankh && Broken Ankh && Lazarus' Rags && Judas' Shadow && 9 Lives && 1up = Shield of Life) && (Lamborghini Shield || The Mind && Book of Secrets && Blue Map && The Compass && Treasure Map && Essence of Tai Lopez && Infinite Bag of Ansuz Runes && (The World && Blank Card = Curse of The World) = Shield of Knowledge) = Shield of the Terrarian (Level 25) (22/26)
THE ultimate Binding of Isaac-based Shield. Real OP shield.
The Grand Design ++ Reality = T.I.M.E. F.C.U.K. (Level 10) (3/11)
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~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
(Flaming Returning Cog || Third Degree) && Essence of Hussie && Essence of George R.R. Martin && Miniature Galaxy Warp Pad && Book of Math Jokes || Edge of the Shipping World = Third Radian (Level ?) (0/?)
Sinks ships, especially when fired from a head cannon. Basically the Third Degree on steroids, in sword form.
Stack of Empty Bullets || (Silver Bar && Wood && Hard-Light Plating && Kryptonite Ingot && Yellow (don't ask why) && Vin Diesel (again, don't ask why) && AIDS = Multi-Purpose Bullets (Level ?) (0/?)
It revolutionizes the world of bullets; made from silver, wood, light, Kryptonite, yellow, Vin Diesel, and, most importantly, AIDS. Too many times have people been shot only to recover and live a full life. Multi-purpose bullets will bring that to an end. These bullets can stop vampires, werewolves, evil sentient shadows, Green Lantern, and Superman...if they so happen to exist and so happen to be attacking you or you so happen to be hunting them. Also, you can throw them if you don't have a gun, as they have explosive tips. this is what the refrance
(Frag Grenade || Landmine = Frag Landmine) && (Frag Grenade && (Nunchucks && Shuriken = Nunchuks with Shuriken tips) = Frag Grenade filled with Nunchucks with Shuriken tips) = Shuriken-Tipped Nunchuck Filled Grenade Filled Landmine (Level ?) (0/?)
Armageddon is here. Also a reference to the Uncyclopedia page linked above.
(Shotgun && Axe && Variable Weapon Metadata) && (Fire Dust Bullets && Wind Dust Bullets && Splitted Clip) = Sharp Shooter (Level ?) (0/?)
Shotgun and Axe are self-explanatory. The VWM is just to make the weapon an official variable weapon. A Splitted Clip is a clip with space for an equal amount of two types of bullets, and options on the clip to switch between the two types in the clip. Fire Dust Bullets make the shotgun fire balls of pure flame, and Wind Dust Bullets make the shotgun fire high-knockback gusts of wind, effectively making the Sharp Shooter a Pyro's Flamethrower.
Daybreak (the laser) && Daybreak (the spear) = Daybreak^2 (Level 25) (0/26)
Oh boy.
Meteonic Shower Spell Card || (Fevron Sparks && Laser Blast = Fevron Blast) && (Holy Lance && Light Spear && Skaian Blades = Skaian Strikers) = Skaian Shower (Level ?) (0/?)
Material explanation time. Meteonic Shower is one of Marisa Kirisame's Spell Cards. The Fevron Sparks and Laser Blast are Bonus Weapons from Enigmata 2: Geno's Revenge. FS is a short range blast of "daggers" around your ship every half second until the bonus runs out. LB is a shotgun of low damage, high reload speed yellow lasers. When combined, they form more daggers in faster intervals. Holy Lance and Light Spear are rings from the Prefixes for Enemies mod. They're a half-circle and a circle of spears that deal crazy DoT damage, respectively. Skaian Blades is one of Redstone's suggestions. I suggest you check them out. The final product is a gorillaton of swords coming from one spot that deal both huge regular damage and huge DoT damage.
~~Elemental Infuser~~
None so far.
--MeeM Barracks (Summoned!)
HP: 150,000
Spawns 3 of a random selection of these every turn:
MeeM Soldier: 25,000 HP | Deals heavily reduced splash damage to meatshielding/nearby entities.
MeeM Medic: 17,500 HP | Gives a regen buff to every MeeM entity and the MeeM barracks. Stacks with every Medic in play.
MeeM Heavy: 42,000 HP | Meatshielding the MeeM army! 0.8x damage taken if MeeM barracks is destroyed.
MeeM Pyro: 22,500 HP | Sets an entity on fire for 1 turn.
MeeM Demoman: 20,000 HP | Attacks are turned into a stack of Sticky Bomb, detonating after 1 turn! Stacks with every MeeM Demoman attack.
MeeM Spy: 12,500 HP | Minicrits mechanical entities.
MeeM Scout: 10,000 HP | 20% dodge chance.
MeeM Sniper: 15,000 HP | 5% chance to crit, 10% chance to minicrit.
--Spellthief (summoning...)
HP: 420,000
Attack: 30,000
Active: Sappin' Mah Knawledge - Up to 10 charges stored. Can copy one active and passive ability. For actives, 1 charge used per 1 charge on the active. For passives, 1-5 charges used based on the passive's intensity (the GM decides). The copied abilities can be swapped out with other ones of the same types.
Passive: Greater Focus - While not attacking or using Sappin' Mah Knawledge, the Spellthief gets double charge speed for Sappin' Mah Knawledge.
Passive: Salt Level Stabilization - Sappin' Mah Knawledge can't copy Skirmish Maneuvers entities' actives and passives.
>Destiny's Call charge: Be expended.
/checkcharge destiny
50/50
/expend destiny
CHARGED ALCHEMY: (Raze-Lighter && Flare) && (Bolt-Caster && Regrowth) && (Dark-Drinker && The Pulse) && 50-post charge= Destiny's Call (Level 50)
Basically Oryx's Willbreaker, reforged. It can change size now.
>Mardek: Return to the Battlefield.
Done.
>Mardek: Plant Maple Wood table on ground.
Done.
>Lead Chalice filled with blood and ruby dust: Be placed on table.
Done.
>Mardek: Wake up Erelye.
You shake the table.
---- Entity Actions:
The MeeM army attacks the Alpha ANT. Gotta get that DOOM debuff out of the way.
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Mardek rises in the air, with three swords and 2 dice sets orbiting him. It is time(me).
A glitchy beam lands on the ONE. Its shielding aura provided by Nihilumbra slowly fades. The ONE's integrity is decreasing.
SHIELD BROKEN.
DESTINY'S CALL USED!
A pillar of void strikes the ONE as Destiny's Call impales it. Shadowflame sparks fly out of it as it loses its HP. The light powers melt the parts of the ONE that haven't been melted by the fire majjyks.
CRACK THE SKY USED!
More light beams. The ONE gains more holes in its chassis. A giant hammer smashes what's left of it.
INFINITY EDGE USED!
The ONE is rekt by the Infinity Edge's Deathless-killing powers. All of Mardek's katanas impale the ONE at once.
ROLL RUST AND JARACTET!
Rust and Jaractet land on the ONE! Their effects are activated!
CHORUS MORTIS USED!
Leafy then follows with the sheer power of Trump! The ONE's remains are squashed by a giant wall, and the ONE bleeds out money!
The money then turns into paper airplanes and stabs the ONE repeatedly!
If that didn't kill the ONE, I don't know what will.
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My inventory, project and Arena Cue can be found here.
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