If you could have any Terraria item in real life...

Super absorbent sponge

Cause mass drought and cause floods when you squeeze it
 
Mothron wings because they are big and fuzzy so they won't get cold in the winter.
 
Ankh shield. No bleeding or illness
 
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This guy gets it.

Also, enchanted sundial.

Though it can only be used 1 time every week... gotta remember that.


Gotta ask do NPCs count?
For me hmm
Either... Nebula armor (cause punching things would give you random glowing flames that act as buffs.)
Gravity globe? (randomness that could kill me or the world...)
UFO Mount (Flying at 45mph {with no fuel requirements} is better than driving at 80)
Portal Gun XD
Teleporters, cause I would be the best person in the world at that point. Also LAZINESS is now OVER 9000!!!!
Maybe Greedy ring that Money drops when you hit stuff, Pick up range and gives discounts at stores. (Truly worth having)
Hmm There is so much more

I really couldn't decide these are just a few of the only that item I would bring.
 
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the portal gun, of course!
or the yoyo bag, i'd love me some master yoyo skills!
 
Dev Wings Because unlimited flight

dev wings dont give unlimited flight anymore
[DOUBLEPOST=1438539701,1438539575][/DOUBLEPOST]and i would either have the best obtainable wings in the game or the anti gravity hook OR the meowmere! because nyan cats and rainbows!
 
Meowmere and any staff who doesn't want a pet that fights for them?
 
The Number/Letter Statues

A good lawn decoration

:red: OFF OLD MAN JENKINS
 
1.3 added a whole lot of things I'd like. Of things 1.3 brought, I'd have to say the Blessed Apple. I wanna be able to poof a unicorn out of nowhere and ride it at super speed!
 
Shiny Stone
Get shot in the arm, ok 2 minutes later
 
Celestial sigil cause mass genocide and if we kill it we get op items
 
Lets see...

Celestial Shell.
 
If I chose a sword - Meowmere! Dangerous and shoot KITTEHS!
If I chose a ranged weapon - Megashark. I would've chose Tactical Shotgun but that's in real life to, so I guess it doesn't count.
If I chose a magic weapon - Either the Flower of Frost or the Rainbow Gun.
If I chose a summoning item - Eater's Bone or Pygmy Staff. Baby EoS is super cute and who doesn't want some tiny tiki guy shooting javelins at your emenies?
If I chose a tool - The Axe
If I chose an equipable - Ice/Frost Wings
If I chose an armor set - Turtle Armor. Whoever bothers to hurt me will feel it right back.
If I chose a consumable - Life Fruit. I would become tougher and stronger. Also I would literally have a heart of gold!
If I choose a potion - Greater Healing Potion
If I chose a vanity set and dyes - Plumber's hat and Mining Shirt dyed Sky Blue, Mining Pants. Or all rainbow dyed.
 
Celestial sigil cause mass genocide and if we kill it we get op items
Yeah, but once humanity finally figures out a way to beat him then he'll just get needlessly buffed again.
 
Moon Lord Treasure Bag So I Get So Much Items
 
Stardust dragon staff.
 
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