If you could have any Terraria item in real life...

[Robot Scout]

Stardust dragon staff.

 

[S3V3N7HR33]

Cosmic Car Key.
I would have a fuel-less infinite flying vehicle that can defy gravity and also travel on land.
There are no laws out there banning the use of martian travelling crafts...
You could also get money by making Youtube videos or making a Steven Spielberg/Michael Bay movie.


And get shot down by the army.

 

[plantszaza]

Blessed Apple.
Nothing is better than riding unicorn that run very fast.

 

[PulseFox]

Inferno potion.
Think about it for a second.

 

[M the Mister]

Uhm, I'll have.... 999 platinum coins, 'cause rich

 

[Old_account]

Bacon.
Why wouldn't you?

 

[Proxy]

Uhm, I'll have.... 999 platinum coins, 'cause rich

why platinum coins... take 999 Platinum Bars! they are bigger and have more value!

 

[M the Mister]

why platinum coins... take 999 Platinum Bars! they are bigger and have more value!

I didn't have that in mind, but still platinum man....

 

[Krasunir]

Wings.

I think why should be obvious.

 

[suu]

whoopee cushion

 

[RealSaucer]

A ginger beard and a copper axe.

 

[M the Mister]

A ginger beard and a copper axe.

Lolz

 

[Hax4Ever]

Extractinator. That way I can turn my back yard into GOLD.

 

[M the Mister]

Extractinator. That way I can turn my back yard into GOLD.

Well... That seems fair
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whoopee cushion

Why is that? You can buy one in a Walmart I belive

 

[Sonnette]

I know I've already answered... But call phone.

 

[Demopan]

bottomless water bucket.

solve world thirst

 

[M the Mister]

bottomless water bucket.

solve world thirst

You ill get a Nobel price then! Brilliant idea, but for world hunger there's gotta be a bottomless plate?

 

[Games ✔︎]

hmm. A jetpack duh.

Or maybe a Clentaminator. Then I could take out pollution.

 

[Ezel]

I'd also go for a Rod Of Discord. I'd teleport where I want.

 

[M the Mister]

I'd also go for a Rod Of Discord. I'd teleport where I want.

Good point