Joke Player suggestion Thread

Added "suspicious looking mirror"
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consumable
-You need a challenge, ok... so does he.

Added "clone boss"
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can predict what your next move will be because it is "you"
-can duplicate himself and make up to five clones
-uses the same weapon as you
-each clone deals the exact same amount of damage as you
-can only be killed by another player

Added "clone machine"
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deals 120 summon damage
-uses 10 mana
-has the same weapon and knockback as you
-summon a duplicate to attack your enemies
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dropped by clone boss (33% drop chance)

Added "Splitter gun"
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splits enemies into two with half its healt on impact
-uses 10 mana
-deals no damage/knockback
-I'm not half the man I used to be
-dropped by clone boss (33% drop chance)

Added "tri-sword"
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deals 50 damage (per sword)
-weak knockback
-slow speed
-creates three falling swords above enemies on impact
-dropped by clone boss (33% drop chance)

Added "¿illusion orb?"
-equipable
-when worn makes a hologram duplicate that confuses enemies
-grants the buff "help me obi wan kanobi"
-dropped by clone boss in expert mode

Did I over think this :confused:
...I did didn't I
 
But then the embedded Terraria would have to have another Terraria in it, and it just goes on and on!


Terrarian Surgeon Simulator: Now with eye, brain, and skeletron transplants!

Battle the organs as you aim to save Cthulhu's life!
 
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How about being able to buy fanfiction from NPCs?
That would be awesomely hilarious!

As for an actual bad idea:
Re-Logic upgrades Terraria to an AAA franchise:
-Fired the whole playtesting team for being money leeches who are paid to play games.
-Started program to release a new Terraria game every X amount of time.
-Released DLCs that ONLY add things that should have been in-game from the start.
-Now upcoming changelogs have 900%+20 more features that won't be added at all.
-Added 3 new endings: Blue Ending, Orange Ending, and Green Ending. The only difference is that :red: explodes in the color that marks each ending.
-Added high-definition graphics (That actually look terrible).
-Now all games cost 600% more money to purchase.
-Terraria 57: Terraria in SPESS released.
-Terraria 61: Dante Vs Urist released.
 
When you attack the lost girl there is a 90% chance that it turns into nicki minaj and kill you by shooting flying twerking ehh buns.
 
every attack you do , a jontron "ECH" clip comes up everytime, each time jon says "ECH" it gets louder lol
 
Firing the Celebration now randomly screws up the graphics, and can turn enemies into chests with weird items in them.
 
Medusa on a unicycle because why not? There's gotta be something in the "mob abroad something mobile that annoys players" quota.
 
The Lunarnomicon (reference to the necronomicon).

5% drop chance from the Moon Lord.

Instantly kills you upon use.

Tooltip: A book containing forbidden knowledge
 
Hello everybody, I have a silly idea that I want to show you. My idea was a flying Pot'O'Gold mount:

Sprite: (I know it's bad!)

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Tooltip:
'It doesn't come with a tiny Leprechaun!' (The tooltip still needs improvements :p)

Information:
  • Infinite flight.
  • 33 flight time (Horizontal).
  • 41 flight time (Vertical).
  • Immobile on land.
  • 0 movement speed (If touching blocks).
  • Leaves a rainbow trail behind when flying.

How to get it:
  • The item that summons the flying Pot'O'Gold drops by any hardmode enemy (0.5% chance) during 13th may (Official Leprechaun day!).
CREDITS:
The iron pot is part of this sprite:
http://terraria.wiki.gg/Pot_o'_Gold
 
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