Look to your right and look at the first item you see, now you have to fight Duke Fishron with it.

A 2 Week old water bottle. Don't judge me.
 
A giant elmo doll with super hard plastic eyeballs BEST WEAPON EVUR
 
A whole entire wall.
A giant slab of concrete is going to be my weapon.
I'm not sure If I should feel sorry for the Duke or my back.
 
I got a blanket. Might be able to use it to hide and escape, I guess.

If only it'd been left instead of right. I keep my sword on the wall to my left.
 
my sister. well, finally I can beat someone up with her
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To my right I have a Light-Up ?-mark block, a Gamecube, scissors, a curtain rod, and a surge protector.

Do I win?
curtain rod. works like a charm
 
Haly sheet, it is my mug again.
I don't know, I would just whack him, stun him and run!
 
my mother:red:ing arm
I AM ARMED AND DANGEROUS MOTHER:red:ER! COME AT ME FISHASS
 
A bottle of cologne. I might be able to spray it in his eyes, but he's a fish, so I may well be in for a pounding.
 
A water bottle.
My mind is screwed up.
 
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Headphones

Well how else can you "beat" him?
 
My Pom, I'm doing a summoner run I guess.
 
My fish aquarium. I'll make him my new pet!
 
My plastic stone pickaxe from Minecraft. That things gonna break.
 
A Backgammon/Chess board (it can be used for both)

I better hope Duke Fishron is lucky, because I'm pretty damn good at Backgammon. (It won't be much of a challenge if he isn't lucky - I don't really expect the strategic capabilities of a fish to be high, especially not in a game like backgammon))
 
My charger.
Maybe I could electrocute him!
 
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