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IC Neo Transpirence

Discussion in 'Forum Roleplay' started by UltiDaniel, Aug 4, 2019.

  1. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    (This took far longer than I expected.)
    *Wakes up*
    "Uh....."
    "!"
    *Stands up*
    *Looks around*
    "Wait...Where....Where am I?"
     
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  2. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    "AAAAAAAA"
    *Lands face first into the ground, only for the dog to land right on top of him.*
    "Umph! This isn't a good thing."
    *Pulls head out of ground*
    "What the- Where am I? Why was I falling face first? Waht?"
    (Because Animus wanted to yeet you at the ground. Plus, world generation RNG just wanted to do that as well because you can get yeeted into the ground in and by Minecraft.)
    *Dog borks.*
    "..."
     
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  3. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    (Quick question, did that happen near my character (Whose name you should probably knou.)?)
     
  4. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    (Sure. (I kNoU.))
     
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  5. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    *Notices*
    *Walks up to them*
    "Er....You okay?"
     
  6. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    "No."

    *Dog Borks.*

    (*Insert 'that's it?'*)

    "Who are you? I am a traveler named Wircavil. And this is my dog Faithful."

    *Dog Borfs to the almighty borf and all-.*
     
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  7. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "What a funny name..."
    "I...I'm...."
    "That's odd."
     
  8. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    (Insert "Hi! I'm hungry! Hi! Hungry! Why did you name me this way?")

    "...Are you sure that's your name?"
    (Hello insert name menu screens.)
     
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  9. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    (No, it's: Daaaad. I'm Hungry!
    Well Hi Hungry! I'm Dad!
    .....
    Why did you name me this way?)
    "Well...No."
    "It's just...Odd that...The only actually feasible thing that I truly know...Is my name..."
     
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  10. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    "..."
    *Insert dramatic dun sound here. Like just a dun that grows in intensity and both Wircavil and the dog have that one expression.*
     
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  11. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "Why do I hear noise?"
    "..."
    "Anywho..."
    "My name...."
    "Is..."
     
  12. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    *INTENSIFY INTENSIFIES*

    ("My name is Steve. And I need makeup."
    "You wear a mask."
    "... That's offensive."
    "I... I just gotta leave."

    "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?????"
    *Opens garbage can* "GET IN."
    *Pops out of the Garbage Can* "WHO SUMMONED ME."
    Everyone:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

    If someone can actually make that into a video with the audio of the memes... It would be amazing.)
     
  13. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    (O____o)
    "....UltiSlayer."
     
  14. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "Anywho, do you know where we are?"
     
  15. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    "Nope. Not a clue. So... Do you want to build a snowman shelter?"
     
  16. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "Er....Sure!"
    (Oh god, I finally have some WiFi.)
     
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  17. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    (Same, considering I have a similar situation.)

    "Okay, what have we got to work with...?"
     
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  18. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "Er...."
    "Hm..."
    "Wait..."
    *Holds out a hand and somehow creates a glowing green cubic construct.*
    "Does this count?"
     
  19. Animus Viral

    Animus Viral Retinazer

    "Will it stay, um... here for a long time?"
    (Great choice of words here. Great.)
     
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  20. UltiDaniel

    UltiDaniel Retinazer

    "As long as I want it to."
    "What do you have?"

    (Quick question: Can you make a house with a dog?)