IC Neo Transpirence

(This took far longer than I expected.)
*Wakes up*
"Uh....."
"!"
*Stands up*
*Looks around*
"Wait...Where....Where am I?"

 

"AAAAAAAA"
*Lands face first into the ground, only for the dog to land right on top of him.*
"Umph! This isn't a good thing."
*Pulls head out of ground*
"What the- Where am I? Why was I falling face first? Waht?"
(Because Animus wanted to yeet you at the ground. Plus, world generation RNG just wanted to do that as well because you can get yeeted into the ground in and by Minecraft.)
*Dog borks.*
"..."

 

(Quick question, did that happen near my character (Whose name you should probably knou.)?)

 

(Sure. (I kNoU.))

 

*Notices*
*Walks up to them*
"Er....You okay?"

 

"No."

*Dog Borks.*

(*Insert 'that's it?'*)

"Who are you? I am a traveler named Wircavil. And this is my dog Faithful."

*Dog Borfs to the almighty borf and all-.*

 

"What a funny name..."
"I...I'm...."
"That's odd."

 

(Insert "Hi! I'm hungry! Hi! Hungry! Why did you name me this way?")

"...Are you sure that's your name?"
(Hello insert name menu screens.)

 

(No, it's: Daaaad. I'm Hungry!
Well Hi Hungry! I'm Dad!
.....
Why did you name me this way?)
"Well...No."
"It's just...Odd that...The only actually feasible thing that I truly know...Is my name..."

 

"..."
*Insert dramatic dun sound here. Like just a dun that grows in intensity and both Wircavil and the dog have that one expression.*

 

"Why do I hear noise?"
"..."
"Anywho..."
"My name...."
"Is..."

 

*INTENSIFY INTENSIFIES*

("My name is Steve. And I need makeup."
"You wear a mask."
"... That's offensive."
"I... I just gotta leave."

"WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?????"
*Opens garbage can* "GET IN."
*Pops out of the Garbage Can* "WHO SUMMONED ME."
Everyone:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

If someone can actually make that into a video with the audio of the memes... It would be amazing.)

 

(O____o)
"....UltiSlayer."

 

"Anywho, do you know where we are?"

 

"Nope. Not a clue. So... Do you want to build a snowman shelter?"

 

"Er....Sure!"
(Oh god, I finally have some WiFi.)

 

(Same, considering I have a similar situation.)

"Okay, what have we got to work with...?"

 

"Er...."
"Hm..."
"Wait..."
*Holds out a hand and somehow creates a glowing green cubic construct.*
"Does this count?"

 

"Will it stay, um... here for a long time?"
(Great choice of words here. Great.)

 

"As long as I want it to."
"What do you have?"
(Quick question: Can you make a house with a dog?)