IC Random Journey in The Universe (IC)

[Tibithia Σ]

"Ground beef, sausage, bacon, Brooklyn pepperoni, whatever that is, regular pepperoni, chicken, turkey, lamb, sl- wait, Slowpoke tail?"

 

[Streyll]

"...Who are you ordering the pizza from?"

 

[lancasterrr]

*Mass universe contemplation*

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"Dammit, this is a food blog for "All meat toppings from best to worst."

 

[Streyll]

"Do you want me to order the pizza?"

 

[lancasterrr]

*Starts floating off the ground, but Sammy pulls her down*
"You aren't contemplating the realities and physics of the universe, are you?"
"I mean, not anymore..."

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"Sure. I'll be busy trying to figure out why they ranked turkey below sausage."

 

[Streyll]

"Alright. What kind of pizza do you want?"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"Anything that has turkey and mushrooms on it."

 

[lancasterrr]

"No more universe contemplation."
"Fine."
*Continues contemplation once Sammy walks away*
"Oh, for-"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

*Interesting how nobody's talking about the deer next to Lan*

 

[lancasterrr]

*Too busy contemplating*
*Focused on aiming a water bolt at the branch Lan's sitting on so she falls*
*Notices, but in a world like this, he thinks it's pretty normal*
*Passed out*

 

[Streyll]

"I meant if you want a deep dish pzza, or a regular pizza?"

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"What's the difference?"

 

[lancasterrr]

"Hey, Sam, is the deer normal or something?"
"I dunno, It's probably just some spirit animal or something."
"Uhhhh... Okay."

 

[Tibithia Σ]

*Jerry would go back to human, and fall out of the tree*

 

[lancasterrr]

"Oh. It's a human."
*Starts floating*
"Oh, come on-"
*chucks the water bottle at her, and Lan falls out of the tree*

 

[Tibithia Σ]

"What, it's disappointing? Not my fault I'm a disappointment!"

 

[Streyll]

"...I'll just go with deep dish."

 

[lancasterrr]

"Nah, not disappointing. Actually, kinda cool."