OptiPri
Wall of Flesh
THE CRINGE IS REAL
What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard someone say?
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Hie the Badger
The Destroyer
"Why cant you take my 30 internet coupons?! They did it before!"
"I have a [internet] coupon for every item here! Keep the receipt!" Attempts to leave before you gesture for loss prevention to watch them.
"I know you can take all these [internet coupons] so don't try to discriminate against me!"
Im very certain no one in my store or any store for that matter have ever taken 30 internet coupons. We cant even take 30 normal coupons unless you have *one* for every product set with no doubles or overlaps. I wonder if they know they are talking to a very good couponer who cringes at their terrible couponing tactics.
The main issue with internet coupons is that they can be photocopied en mass without much of a trace unless you know printers and know how photocopies look. (they will NOT come out perfect from any domestic printer for sure. They barely come out right on PROFESSIONAL platforms.) THIS is why you can only use a few of them and only if the serial numbers are different. Absolutely no exceptions, absolutely no slides.
Remember kids: Coupon fraud is as bad as theft and carries nearly a single life sentence.
"I have a [internet] coupon for every item here! Keep the receipt!" Attempts to leave before you gesture for loss prevention to watch them.
"I know you can take all these [internet coupons] so don't try to discriminate against me!"
Im very certain no one in my store or any store for that matter have ever taken 30 internet coupons. We cant even take 30 normal coupons unless you have *one* for every product set with no doubles or overlaps. I wonder if they know they are talking to a very good couponer who cringes at their terrible couponing tactics.
The main issue with internet coupons is that they can be photocopied en mass without much of a trace unless you know printers and know how photocopies look. (they will NOT come out perfect from any domestic printer for sure. They barely come out right on PROFESSIONAL platforms.) THIS is why you can only use a few of them and only if the serial numbers are different. Absolutely no exceptions, absolutely no slides.
Remember kids: Coupon fraud is as bad as theft and carries nearly a single life sentence.
AintDatTrueI
Terrarian
''England is my city!''
Hie the Badger
The Destroyer
"I only came in for bread!"
and you bought 200 dollars worth of absolutely random crap. Tell me more about your lack of self control. In fact it would have been better if you started a conversation about about plate tectonics instead of trying to start one with nonsense. After hearing "I only came for x" for the 9 quadrillionth time it just gets awkward.
and you bought 200 dollars worth of absolutely random crap. Tell me more about your lack of self control. In fact it would have been better if you started a conversation about about plate tectonics instead of trying to start one with nonsense. After hearing "I only came for x" for the 9 quadrillionth time it just gets awkward.
XSlayer300
Wall of Flesh
"no u"
Diretooth
Steampunker
If 'no u' is the dumbest thing you've ever heard, you clearly haven't spent much time outside of activities meant for people thirteen and younger.
"It's not bad if they liked it." Referring to doing anything without another person's consent. It can be something as simple as tickling them to excess. Sure, they're laughing, but not willingly. Of course, this is a tame example, as others would be decidedly mature for this forum.
Scarlet Hunter
Retinazer
Actually, "dumbest" is a real word, though there is some contention over it.
Creeper da Snek
Plantera
I've wanted to point it out, but haven't for fear of a warning.
'dumb' means 'unable to speak', so the 'dumbest' thing anyone could ever say is complete silence.
Dumb (as in mute) doesn't come with comparatives or superlatives, though. A person is either dumb, or they're not. There's no middle ground.
It's exactly the same principle as my post on the previous page.
Diretooth
Steampunker
Dumb and dumbest is used by the general populace as a synonym, despite its definition being that of being speechless. However, this is all semantics that could be better discussed in a thread regarding it, rather than a thread about the everyday stupidities of people we encounter.
Golden Heretic Snakeboat
Wall of Flesh
So When Something Leaves You Speechless, It Makes You Dumber?
I Think That's The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard. (Go Figure I Said It Haha)
I Think That's The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Heard. (Go Figure I Said It Haha)
Stardust Guardian
Official Terrarian
Heres something someone said when I was at the local ice cream shop the other day: "ill take ur snacks"
MrFlamingo
Terrarian
They said to me Terraria is just a clone of minecraft
Explinorater
Plantera
"Waffle House is gonna take over the world." - Some random cashier at Walmart.
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Golden Heretic Snakeboat
Wall of Flesh
The Last Thing I Said. That's The Dumbest Thing I Ever Heard.
Crimsion_Mc_Black
Eye of Cthulhu
My brother, said this, several years ago.
'I want to be a magi-CAN' not only was it dumb, but it was completely halirious
[doublepost=1520891689,1520891544][/doublepost]Also. One time I was correcting his math homework
I'm right why are you correcting me?' Even though his math answer was completely off and obvious that he just guessed thinking that he will pull it off.
He's better at this now, but back then........ ugh
'I want to be a magi-CAN' not only was it dumb, but it was completely halirious
[doublepost=1520891689,1520891544][/doublepost]Also. One time I was correcting his math homework
I'm right why are you correcting me?' Even though his math answer was completely off and obvious that he just guessed thinking that he will pull it off.
He's better at this now, but back then........ ugh
akrobeau
Skeletron Prime
I hava a new one! @Crimsion_Mc_Black: "Not only was it dumb, but it was completely halirious."
It's spelled hilarious, BTW.
It's spelled hilarious, BTW.
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