Mr. AL

Stubbed my toe

20 days left

I’m a little bit late, but happy 2nd birthday to this account!!!!!!!!! The Birthday Party is next Thursday at 12:00 pm MST. Everyone will be invited to this fun-filled Hotwheels themed birthday bash. RSVP below

I have completed my long and arduous journey. I have now watched all Yo Mama videos on YouTube. What a seriously underrated anime.

I hate the Kool Aid Man. He just destroyed one of my walls while screaming “OH YEAH!”. It’s almost like he enjoys damaging others property. What an evil person.

Not a big fan of online schooling. The best part of school was not paying attention in Spanish class and instead having a conversation with the person sitting next to you about how much of an artistic masterpiece the Madagascar movie was.

Hay is for horses. Change my mind

How deranged was the person who created Strawberry Milk. No sane person can create such an unholy combination.

Watermelon is a bad fruit. What’s the appeal of a fruit that tastes like water. I just don’t get it

My dreams concern me

If there’s Jimmy Neutron where’s Jimmy Proton and Jimmy Electron?

If cheese is just technically spoiled milk could we create chocolate milk cheese and strawberry milk cheese?

Show me the man that invented hiccups.

If time machines were invented I would go back in time to shake hands with my past self from two minutes ago

Whatever happened to Donkey Jr.?

I’m buying the fortnite ninja shoes.

Romeo and Juliet is not a good Shakespeare play

There are two kinds of people in this world. People who like fruity pebbles and people who like cocoa pebbles

DoYouGuysKnowWhereIMightFindAReplacementSpacebar?

I’m still waiting for an update for the GameCube version of Terraria.