Commander Crocket May 21, 2017 If this isn't a metaphor for addiction, then I don't know what is. https://youtu.be/HUngLgGRJpo
Commander Crocket May 21, 2017 To my future girlfriend: I know I'm not the most handsome person, and I might be out of shape. I can be stubborn, petty, and moody.
To my future girlfriend: I know I'm not the most handsome person, and I might be out of shape. I can be stubborn, petty, and moody.
Commander Crocket May 14, 2017 I've never taken flat-Earthers seriously. After all, if the Earth was truly flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.
I've never taken flat-Earthers seriously. After all, if the Earth was truly flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now.
Commander Crocket May 12, 2017 It just occurred to me that technically, everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Commander Crocket May 9, 2017 You consarned millennial whippersnappers and your obsession with public healthcare. Tch. Back in my day, we just keeled over and died.
You consarned millennial whippersnappers and your obsession with public healthcare. Tch. Back in my day, we just keeled over and died.
Commander Crocket May 7, 2017 Now, there's always a chance that I'll make my mum mad if I hide the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Now, there's always a chance that I'll make my mum mad if I hide the kitchen utensils, but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Commander Crocket May 6, 2017 If there's one thing I have an attachment to, it's my reclining sofa. It and I go way back.
Commander Crocket May 6, 2017 Looks like I'm getting a slap on the wrist for posting memes, because somehow what's depicted on them is seen as my personal opinion.
Looks like I'm getting a slap on the wrist for posting memes, because somehow what's depicted on them is seen as my personal opinion.
Commander Crocket May 1, 2017 I love how Twix bars come packaged in pairs of two, so I can eat one now, and the other immediately after.
I love how Twix bars come packaged in pairs of two, so I can eat one now, and the other immediately after.
Commander Crocket Apr 30, 2017 A word of advice to all you aspiring Marxist and/or Leninist comedians - jokes about communism are rarely funny, unless everybody gets them.
A word of advice to all you aspiring Marxist and/or Leninist comedians - jokes about communism are rarely funny, unless everybody gets them.
Commander Crocket Apr 27, 2017 At what point in this burrito does my incessant anxiety recede? ...Or is that not what these things are for?
At what point in this burrito does my incessant anxiety recede? ...Or is that not what these things are for?
Commander Crocket Apr 21, 2017 And this is why I prefer the GBA, GameCube and Wii Fire Emblems to the newer ones. https://youtu.be/ukjhuBPWjWI
And this is why I prefer the GBA, GameCube and Wii Fire Emblems to the newer ones. https://youtu.be/ukjhuBPWjWI
Commander Crocket Apr 19, 2017 Breaking News - A half-ton shipment of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are currently looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Breaking News - A half-ton shipment of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are currently looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Commander Crocket Apr 18, 2017 Hmm, now this is a game I haven't played in a while. May as well listen to this while I... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnDack-Q_Rk
Hmm, now this is a game I haven't played in a while. May as well listen to this while I... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GnDack-Q_Rk
Commander Crocket Apr 18, 2017 And now, it's time for the next question of the day. Place your bets, everyone.