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When the lights turned off.

Who?
 
Purple, probably.

Why?
 
Because Joe said so.

Who's joe?
 
Haha joe be like joe haha noooooobbbbddhbbbxbbsasssb lol

xddxxxddddDDdddd me nouub or nottt xddddddd lelelelelelele!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!11
 
That's not a question.

Is this sentence false?
 
I think so.

Do I bake the cookies for 300 minutes fahrenheit?
 
No, it's 300 minutes celcius.

What kind of car shouldI use?
 
A recently cleaned one if you want to be responsible.

How do I clean a car?
 
Spit on it 1 million times all over.

How do I spit?
 
You take the word "pit" and put the letter "s" on the front.

How do I spell pit?"
 
Like this: 'learn it yourself coward'

How do I learn the language that uncooked spaghetti talks in?
 
Go to a meme house.

Where's the meme house?
 
Somewhere in this universe

What is corona?
 
A beer company.

What is HIV?
 
An acronym for Hippy Island Valley.


Where's the beef?
 
Wherever the lamb sauce is.

Where's the lamb sauce?
 
With the beef.

What does beef smell like?
 
Beef smells like Etho

What does Etho smell like?
 
Etho smells like mycelium.

Who did you get that answer from?
 
Probably Etho

Why do computers crash so much?
 
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