8/20 Nevermind, looks like making the Neutral farm live long enough to finish will require charges.
5/10 Join the Excubitors or the army.
+2 to TOG.
Justin decides to trick another pig into helping on the farm now that it has a nice, strong picket fence protecting it, using some of that newfangled "Tecknogoolgy" the aget noob dropped to make the fishing rod on which the carrot hangs turn automatically to steer the pig, keeping it from running into a wall and getting the carrot that way.
Another +2% completion per turn.
25+4/50 FATMAN'S NUCLEAR MEME PARTY
3/10 No rest for the wicked
+1 Jobboe +1 Plagu
what? no debuff on my last attack? lame!
I get bored of shooting people however, and decide to whip up another stool beside myself, this one for none other then the Godmodder himself! As I extend my offer of seats and beer, he regards me and my stool not without at least a little suspicion. When asked why I'm doing this, I simply respond with "Shenanigans".
The Godmodder decides taking a little rest and drink couldn't hurt.
The Godmodder responds that he needs to finish his call first.
21/50. Rise and Shine, Ursine!
8/50. Bookworm
+2 TOG
I change the font of the Wingdingsstorm to Arial.
Wingdingstorm is now Arialstorm!
10/20 Nevermind, looks like making the Neutral farm live long enough to finish will require charges. +1 TOG
6/10 Join the Excubitors or the army.
+2 to TOG.
Justin gets back to working on the farm. as he does so, however, Flavius is busy telling the engienoob that "wikipedia says that 'Bajillion in Culture
The phrase "a bajillion" is often used to mean five or six. It is generally used by compulsive liars and sufferers of attention deficit disorder.
And as such, my offer of Robux to you is a Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion
Bajillion
Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion Bajillion (insert around 20,000 more repeats of the same word.) Robux and then some.."
"So if you continue to refuse, you're an idooit.
yo man he showed me with his own account Godmodder69
He had a lot of robux like almost infinite or something
also i dont know how to build I just press a button and a turret appears
EFA 42% (+5 from natural)
Weegee 1/5
I start summoning weegee, and then summon a million lightning bolts on the wingdingstorm and a random noob.
I then look for building materials for the EFA and buy some more bacon. And lick the bacon so the godmodder doesn't eat it.
The Godmodder sics a monster that likes wet bacon on you and that eats your bacon.
...
You summoned Waluigi. The Godmodder inhales Waluigi and becomes the Waamodder, which is even worse than the Thymemodder. The Waamodder kicks all your asses out into space both in game and in real life.
Restarting from last action...
You also find some wood for the EFA. +3% completion because OCD.
30/50
4/10
+1 Plagu & Jo
I continue drinking with the Godmodder while maybe occasionally trying (and failing) to shoot at the Hostile entity.
Arialstorm takes 5,000 damage from your shot.
EFA 47% (+5 from natural)
Weegee 2/5
EFA Booster 0/3
I feel like the production on the EFA is slow, so I start researching ways to improve the building, at the same time as trying to find a weegee board.
And smacking the godmodder's phone out of his/her hands.
The Godmodder Kamehameha's you with a free arm.
Senator Shrek (1/50) PART I: Ogre
Senator Shrek (1/50) PART II: NanoOnions
(If I'm allowed. If not, it's:
Senator Shrek (1/50)
Ryudow Maito the Hedgehog (1/50) )
I put on a red beret that supposedly increases crit chance.
Then, I abuse bugs in order to make by ability to use guns (And the damage on them) to go through the roof by switching between an anti-materiel rifle and a rolling pin...
Now, I get on so manby drugs my damage further goes through the roof, and I also get bullet time AND absolutely perfect accuracy.
Then, I put literally every beneficial fictional or real-life hat ever.
Now, I conjure a weird spell to increase projectile speed.
Finally, I use a recoilless rifle (NOT a rocket launcher, althrough they look the same) in order to hit the Godmodder. I fire a lot of times, and I have to reload after each shot, but a bug involving vending machines and old clothes, this is basically the equivalent of saying that I can fire as fast as the universe allows...so this means that I'll hit the Godmodder one way or the other.
The Godmodder sets up a fire rate detector and you are beaned for having an exploited fire rate. Not banned, beaned.
The Godmodder finishes his call! Medinoobs summoned! The Medinoobs heal the Snipnoob up to max. The other noobs shoot down the Arialstorm, dealing another 25,000 + 25,000 damage because I forgot to all last turn's damage.
The Arialstorm takes out a good chunk of the fence, dealing 40,000 damage.
[GODMODDER] The Godmodder: 100/100 HP.
[PG] The Wall. 35,000/40,000 HP. Covering the Snipnoob.
[PG] Snipnoob 15,000/15,000 HP.
[PG] Shienoob 40,000/40,000 HP.
[PG] Engienoob 13,000/20,000 HP. Build Turret 1/2
[PG] Medinoob 15,000/15,000 HP. Healer. x3
[H] Arialstorm 140,000/250,000 HP.
[N] Farm. 50% Completion. 50,000/40,000 HP. +20,000 HP per turn. Caps at 80,000 HP for Overheal. +5% Completion per turn.
