Casual if you could be any animal to exist what would you be?

[theclownfish II]

the title is pretty much self explanatory.

i personally would want to be the turritopsis jellyfish. it is pretty much immortal as when it is near death it somehow reverts to its earliest stage however it might be killable.

id like to hear your thoughts so go ahead and post your answer (extinct animals and microscopic organisms are allowed to be chosen).

also humans or inanimate objects are not allowed

 

[drain.]

I'll be a burrito.

 

[DerpRaven]

A sloth because they are pretty derpy, they sometimes kill themselves by accidentally thinking they are walking on a branch and then falling into their death.
If you really want to be meta I'm happy with my current state so being a human wouldn't be to shabby either.

 

[DaBomb]

I wouldn't. If I had to, I'd be a seagull. Defecating on people and stealing their chips is the life for me.

 

[DerpRaven]

I wouldn't. If I had to, I'd be a seagull. Defecating on people and stealing their chips is the life for me.

Don't forget the constant whatever the sound you'd make is called that annoys everyone that lives next to you and your collection of homeboys.

 

[Darthkitten]

the title is pretty much self explanatory.

i personally would want to be the turritopsis jellyfish. it is pretty much immortal as when it is near death it somehow reverts to its earliest stage however it might be killable.

Jellyfish are mindless though. You might as well be a tree, or a rock.


As for me, I'd prefer to be a Utahraptor, Cat, or Crocodile.

Utahraptor since it's a large carnivorous dinosaur, yet still small enough to enter houses and eat people.

Cat because honestly, they've got some of the easiest lives around.

Crocodile would be good as well, because they've got a long lifespan, they've got a relatively easy life, sunbathing and floating in the water, and no one messes with a crocodile. (except for Steve Irwin, but he's dead, so I'm good)

 

[DTi56]

I would be a ghost. scare the fjdnfdnfkjdnf out of people, noclip and invisibility.

 

[oSIVo]

An Argentavis. Largest flying bird. Cause big, and flying.... yeah.

 

[Kazzymodus]

I'd be a platypus. The embodiment of nature's middle finger.

Also I could poison people.

 

[The Grunk]

I'd be a platypus. The embodiment of nature's middle finger.

Also I could poison people.

Ah yeah you could be a semi aquatic egg laying mammal action!!!

I would be a Grizzly Bear myself...

 

[Tsuki]

Wolf. My spirit animal. Other animals need not apply.

 

[Bonabopn]

FOXES ^U^

 

[Kyouko Tsukino]

A human being.

 

[Bonabopn]

A human being.

ew

 

[Ghostar]

Hands down, a snake of some kind.

 

[InsertUsernameHere]

I would decide to be a dog. A lurcher,specifically.Speed,care from humans,what more could you want?

 

[ppowersteef]

without being human, i couldn't even type this

 

[The Oncoming Storm]

A Raven. Smart, cool, and scary. There's nothing better!

 

[The Wuff]

A wolf or a fox,

 

[YumoS]

shark or dolphin