Random Forum Fights Infinity

Oh my, shield time again. I will shoot at Lich King !
 
*A blue cat burrows out of the ground. We all know who this is.... I hope...*
"Kinda want to fight someone."
*Happy does an inter-dimensional claw at every person or thing who has entered this universe. A basic strike though and easily dodge-able it seems.*
 
*appears in a puff of logic*
 
a cloaked figured steps into the battlefield, cloaked in rags and topped with a ragged witches hat. they look around confused
 
"what is this", the voice is harsh and deep, but feminine.
(i gotta look back)
*hides in a dustbin*
 
Random person: /picks up dustbin and gets spooked
/summons ghost busters
 
"AAAaa what the hell are you doing to my dustbin? " * throws flaming, worn out trainers at random person .
 
"Who the hell are you two clowns and what are you doing?" grumbles what appears to be a normal person.
 
/extinguishes and deflects trainers with an unexpected ninja mind trick
"I honestly have no idea what is happening"
 
* crawls out of dustbin * " THEY'RE THE ONE WHO PICKED UP ME DUSTBIN "
"WHERE I COME FROM, THAT'S PUNISHABLE BY DEATH"
*looks around* "who are those unformed guys with sticks?", the ghostbusters irritate Agatha. * Agatha hits one in the temple with a glass beer bottle (pulled out of her pocket) the bottle shatters, covering the ghostbusters in broken glass*
 
"You have some weird :red: laws if touching a dustbin is punishable by death"
 
"ah, no! I'm not going to that forsaken place, i'm innocent"
/throws watermelons at agatha repeatedly
"sorry, i did not mean to do that, has anyone got any lemonade?"
 
" YOU lITTLE... i do have some lemonade, actually" *pulls out battered can of LEMONBROJUICE and hands it to random guy* "here you are" agatha takes a can herself and sips from it, shortly after taking the first sip, she vomits out a strange black substance.
 
/stares at the substance curiously for 5 hours straight
 
*Spawns black hole in the center of the battlefield*
 
"not another damn black hole" *raises her hands, her cloak falling back, revealing a pair of worn, spindly arms, Agathas dustbin opens , tonnes upon tonnes of assorted rubbish flinged towards the black hole, clogging it, the black hole sputters and disappears* *agatha lights a cigarette and throws it into the now falling mountain of trash* the rubbish explodes, sending a ghastly explosion across the world .
 
/hides in bubble wrap to survive the explosion, then uses dark lightning to summon it into a sphere that flies around everyone's head 90000 times
 
Oh, yeah, I was trying to move stuff for my signature because txt files don't work for stuff like that and I forgot it would also quote and alert other people when I edited the post. Whoops.
 
*goes to some ice wizard to enhance powers and then proceeds to throw instafreezing snowballs at everyone for fun*
 
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