Terraria Bad Ideas

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

Every frame, there is a 1 in 100000000 chance for a Golden Freddy Jumpscare.

 

[Chir']

-Added needs like hunger, thirst, sleep and hygiene
-Added carry weight on top of current inventory limitations
-Added disease
-Added injuries
-Added item durability with different items having their durability function differently (melee weapons lose durability every time you hit a mob, ranged weapons per shot, tools per use of their function armor and defensive accessories depending damage taken, wings by flight time, boots by walking distance, mounts by damage taken while using the mount)
-Items perform worse at lower durability
-Attacks can now damage and break blocks, applies to both the player's and mobs' attacks.
-Wooden things (blocks, and all else wooden) and rope can now catch fire

 

[ZacTheRuler]

you can't move down platforms

 

[Yoshi28]

Defeating the True Eyes Of Cthulhu makes the Moon Lord fight easier. Make sure to focus all your fire on them.

 

[Slothmandudething70048679]

goldfish have zenith and are now boss

 

[Etotheipi]

Moon lord tries to kill you with the weapons it drops. Deathray is last prism, used by the head, and the hands alternate between the others.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

-Added needs like hunger, thirst, sleep and hygiene
-Added carry weight on top of current inventory limitations
-Added disease
-Added injuries
-Added item durability with different items having their durability function differently (melee weapons lose durability every time you hit a mob, ranged weapons per shot, tools per use of their function armor and defensive accessories depending damage taken, wings by flight time, boots by walking distance, mounts by damage taken while using the mount)
-Items perform worse at lower durability
-Attacks can now damage and break blocks, applies to both the player's and mobs' attacks.
-Wooden things (blocks, and all else wooden) and rope can now catch fire

so basically you added reality. nice.
Added viruses. Computer viruses.

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

Mosquitoes.

 

[ZacTheRuler]

BAD.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

You now need to socially distance from NPCs (Lets say 30 blocks) otherwise you you get the COVID Debuff and die within the next 10 seconds. COVID Debuff has also been added to Red's Potion. NPCs can also get COVID.

 

[Bed_breaker117]

skeletron has now been removed,made the old man's boss into the dungeon guardian.

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

Added a mechanical version of every boss.

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

Radio stations are in the game, cannot be turned off, and only play WAP.

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

All dialogue now replaced with Shrek x Shadow fanfics

 

[Dreadnautilus5000]

Slimes can spawn containing any item in the entire game and will drop that item when they die (like how they already do with stuff like torches and recall potions).