What is the funniest quote from a movie/tv show/video game/book/song to take out of context?

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

This is a simple game.
You list the quote, who said it, and what it comes from. Try not to include spoilers, as spoilers require context; this is supposed to be contextless.

 

[Sir Greybrynnington III]

Ok so I translated fail a book I made(it ain’t complete lol) and it said
“It was once thought that darkness contained grass” the infected said.
The infected part didn’t quite translate fail oddly he normally gets turned into sick or something the like, but from that quote I say”where’s the infected I need to give him my giant pile of grass” the infected is darkness....(currently I think he is the darkness not sure though)

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

"How'd a muppet like you get past selection, huh?" -Price, Modern Warfare.

 

[Ghostrix ΣΓβΞΔλΠΨΩ]

(I was going to put one from Darling in the FRANXX, but I don’t want to get banned.)
"People in hell want snowcones."

 

[CantWontDo]

"Zip it crap face, I am a gaming champion!" - Ra One

 

[Dark Sunshine]

“It’s Uncle Sevro and the Moderately Friendly Giant!” -Sevro, The Morning Star

 

[ChimeraWarden]

“And then you cook the baby”

 

[Dark Sunshine]

“Some of them flew into a mountain at Mach 2.” -Also The Morning Star.

 

[Pmuuhzedci Sycdan]

"it's like looking at a cell culture in a microscope and seeing a thousand dancing hamsters!" rodney mckay, stargate atlantis

 

[Dark Sunshine]

“These will provide you with instructions ranging from not very helpful to totally useless.” -Human Fall Flat

 

[someone that needs help]

It’s time to kick and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outta gum.” – Duke Nukem

 

[CantWontDo]

"Mansa Musa's son was weak. The rulers lost control."

 

[ChimeraWarden]

Say no to duck

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

"I bought ing soap!"

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

WHAT THE HELL ARE HUMANS MADE OF!?!?!?(undyne 2015-2021)

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

"YOU BURNT MY FISH" - Stampy

 

[DV Game]

"Test Quote" - my third unity project

 

[CantWontDo]

"Test Quote" - my third unity project

(are you learning terraria modding to get experience for making your own game like me?)

 

[IndigoGollum]

"Baby junk is tig-" "Please stop trying to say that sentence."
-Ryan George

 

[DV Game]

(are you learning terraria modding to get experience for making your own game like me?)

I used it before learning how to make mods for Terraria, but Terraria Modding is also good practice for learning 2D game-developing. So, probably.