What is the funniest quote from a movie/tv show/video game/book/song to take out of context?

[Sane Cultist]

You have a minor case of serious brain damage. -Wheatly from Portal 2

 

[CantWontDo]

"An underwear is no place for a rat to be eating." - my brother's story from second grade

 

[Buffling]

"He makes the best hooch wine from his toilet tank" - I don't want to be free by Mark Fischbach

 

[Generating_Username]

"Your mom is totally hot."
-Okuyasu Nijumura, Jojo's bizzare adventure

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

This is probably the most famous quote that sounds weird out of context.

"You want fun? Wario show you fun!"

 

[Geotree]

“I want a family that doesnt include a weird sexy clefable”
God bidoof, dorkly channel

 

[Geotree]

I want the THICC video card
My brother looking at gpus

 

[Geotree]

“Why do i have biceps in my ears”
Diggersby, dorkly channel

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

Let me show you some very complex feelings... feelings like... PAIN
N.A.M.E yt channel

 

[Mr Ribbon Eel]

"TEST"
Meta Knight

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"And I want you two to grow up with all your noses!" -Charlie's dad, The Silver Eyes

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

eww what is this stuff? smells like wet hamsters...- June, last kids on earth season 2 (i know its a cringy kid show but idc, F I G H T M E)

 

[CantWontDo]

My last glimpse of the special-collections room was Ella holding her tatto gun, etching steaming words on Tyson's back while the Cyclops giggled, It tickles! and Aristophanes used the harpy's rough leather legs as scratching posts"
beat that

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

HAHAH TAKE [email protected] NOW Y0U DON'T HAVE ANY BONE WHIP TO PLAY AROUND WITH MR.WAHHHHHHH(boop take 2) mR [email protected]! underpants disbelief

 

[TheNotVeryEpicness]

I have all five of Jschlatt's bones - Quackity

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

I have all five of Jschlatt's bones - Quackity

Ah yes, the Dream SMP.

 

[Generating_Username]

"I drop kicked that child in self defense"
-Technoblade

 

[TheNotVeryEpicness]

"Jschlatt is almost like a karmic force of the universe that punishes people for their hubris." - MatPat

 

[SuperSkeletonboi]

"That mummified fraud-" Floofty 2020
oh how i love violence in video games

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

"Ugh, just glad it's not MY blood." -Mr. Foster, Killing Floor 2.