GawenStarTeller

too many of my depressive mood swings have resulted in thoughts of self harm lately

Open world games are cool and immersive and all... that is, until you find yourself having to scour the incomprehensibly massive landscape searching for tons of ultimately useless collectibles.

i forgot to post my annual announcement that the 27th was the day of my birth, my dudes

"Political" and "cartoon" are two words that shouldn't be found in the same sentence. It's depressing to see people attempting to force their toxic political agenda on others utilising such a visually innocent art style.

What's the point of tolerating existence if nobody is attentive towards your strife? If everyone is so inconsiderate of everyone else's feelings that someone close to you could literally die and others will still schadenfreude all over you, ignorant to your plight to be treated respectfully as a human being?

insensitive people rushing to put unnecessary spoilers in their youtube thumbnails when a new game is released be like

The most important statistic in a Bethesda open world game is whichever one increases your carrying capacity.

Thinking about it, isn't putting tomatoes on pizza covered in tomato sauce slightly redundant?

ever just post something but not actually respond to anyone who comments on it because you're a hopelessly lazy degenerate

Yeah, so can we please retire the Battlepass monetization format that's implemented in every videogame nowadays? I get it. It's profitable as a business model; that's why it's popular. But you basically have to devote all of your time to them, or else exclusive content is lost to you forever. I have other things to do, and other games to play.

The way that the wind is blowing as displayed on weather channels is actually a fabrication to distract you from reality. It's scientifically proven that it moves in the direction opposite to the one you're walking, at all times, particularly in winter. Trust me, I'm an expert.

yo why are all of the cool patterns and pretty colours only on the inside of most rocks, for some reason

they put real lemons in my lemonade

I hate how all fictitious works with nice, wholesome, conclusive endings make me think nowadays is how awful the state of the world seems to be progressing in comparison.

women's clothing don't have pockets because they're actually meant to hold things in their mouth, like chipmunks. in fact, everyone is.

wake up people

I feel like the fact that everyone is pushing excessively for open world gameplay is really killing the amount of enjoyment I've been able to get out of videogames, and maybe it's the same for others with OCD. The misconception that "more open" = BETTER is beginning to grate on my nerves. Not everything has to be Breath of the Wild.

sometimes i ponder why i even bother attempting to socialize on the internet

so i received a vaccine two days ago and now the opposite arm aches wtf

So, am I the only one who just isn't fond of Minecraft's new world generation? This applies to some of the more refined things that they haven't recently been testing within experimental mode, like the new cavern generation, too. Don't get me wrong, I thought that Minecraft's underground needed an update, and the new stone variants and cave concepts are fantastic, but...

tfw you're completing a captcha and notice that you didn't click on an image that you needed to just as you try to log in, but it still lets you through anyway