GawenStarTeller

why is it that cats can fall from six stories and emerge unscathed but when i want them to jump down from a tree branch 7 feet up they won't ing come down for me

One of the most frustrating things about buying video games nowadays is that they're usually available for every console with no difference between versions. It's annoying to choose if you're only trying to buy it once and own several different platforms.

it is the day of my birth, my dudes

I just blew on my spoonful of ice cream to cool it down and that basically sums up my mental state at the moment.

why is blood a viscous liquid until i get a nose bleed

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Leon ball.

Have I mentioned that I'm undefeated, and that I have a Charizard?

my name is leon and i am the undefeated champion of galar. also, i have a charizard, who is also undefeated, and, i'm very cool

Game Freak lied.

OK Boomer is a bad meme. You don't even have to be remotely witty to do anything with it, just look at somebody saying literally anything and then respond with it.

I still haven't gotten used to the fact we have only three cats now. Something big feels missing, and that's because there is.

i drink lemonade because i enjoy feeling my teeth deteriorate

Ah yes, I love it when I encounter people talking about BDSM and other strange fetishes on a Minecraft Server. Truly the most suitable conversational topic for all age groups.

Kind of mind-boggling that there are still tribes of people out in the wilderness in this age of technology and widespread knowledge.

MY final message

yeah terraria's lore is ok, but when will we learn why the merchant never sells any ventilated armour

Despite seeming to be approaching the end of his road, Squishy still manages to be cute. He likes the dish washer.

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