Commander Crocket Feb 18, 2017 Jehovah's Witnesses are getting really creative these days. Why, I just had two officers at my door saying they had a search warrant.
Jehovah's Witnesses are getting really creative these days. Why, I just had two officers at my door saying they had a search warrant.
Commander Crocket Feb 17, 2017 Conversation with my sister: "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?" "Oh my God, no! What happened?" "It's okay - they woke up."
Conversation with my sister: "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?" "Oh my God, no! What happened?" "It's okay - they woke up."
Commander Crocket Feb 16, 2017 Today I heard a story from a guy whose wife said she wanted to go watch Naked and Afraid. So he got naked, and she got afraid.
Today I heard a story from a guy whose wife said she wanted to go watch Naked and Afraid. So he got naked, and she got afraid.
Commander Crocket Feb 15, 2017 Underachievers nowadays. They'd rather put up their grades for adoption than raise them.
Commander Crocket Feb 14, 2017 This one is for all of y'all who find themselves both single and alone on Valentine's Day. ;)https://youtu.be/DXtXHkgalwM
This one is for all of y'all who find themselves both single and alone on Valentine's Day. ;)https://youtu.be/DXtXHkgalwM
Commander Crocket Feb 13, 2017 In a stunning turn of events, it seems even the moderators are down with this new fad. Well, I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords.
In a stunning turn of events, it seems even the moderators are down with this new fad. Well, I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords.
Commander Crocket Feb 11, 2017 I don't get the people that think that being a vampire would be cool. I mean, you wouldn't be able to eat garlic bread, so what's the point?
I don't get the people that think that being a vampire would be cool. I mean, you wouldn't be able to eat garlic bread, so what's the point?
Commander Crocket Feb 9, 2017 I'm so sorry. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFXwUHMymPQ&feature=youtu.be
Commander Crocket Feb 7, 2017 Ever since I reinstalled AdBlock, all of the single ladies in my area seem to have lost interest.
Qui Devorat Feb 1, 2017 http://m.imgur.com/aexc60L You really should think twice about not washing your mug NOW LOOK WHERE ITS GOT YE
http://m.imgur.com/aexc60L You really should think twice about not washing your mug NOW LOOK WHERE ITS GOT YE
Commander Crocket Jan 30, 2017 I sure hope Mexico doesn't raise the price of tequila to pay for this wall.
Commander Crocket Jan 29, 2017 During my time here, I've found that profile posts are like your children; some go on to become successful, and others make you look stupid.
During my time here, I've found that profile posts are like your children; some go on to become successful, and others make you look stupid.
Commander Crocket Jan 19, 2017 What if the money that your randomly find in drawers and between sofa cushions come from spiders that are trying to pay rent?
What if the money that your randomly find in drawers and between sofa cushions come from spiders that are trying to pay rent?