Ask A Stupid Question...

[Foraging Slime]

Politely tell it to off or just ignore it.

Why is it that every time I pass by a santa or a homeless guy, they ing mug me!

 

[ClorophyteArmorNoob]

because poo poo.


Why do Mario bros exist

 

[IndigoGolem]

Because Nintendo.

Why did God, in all His omnipotent wisdom, make humans?

 

[deletedaccount12]

he thought it'd be a REALLY funny joke but it really wasn't as funny as it was in his head so he just kinda went off to govern a different dimension.

Who invented England's measurement system and what is their biggest weakness?

 

[Animus Viral]

the bri'ish and their weakness is their telly license

why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

the bri'ish and their weakness is their telly license

why do kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Do humans exist?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Yes, but only our insides actually made the cut.

Why isn't the cinnamon milk that you get after the cinnamon toast crunch being sold on its own?

 

[Admiral Voidzuli']

Because it‘s milk. Milk is disgusting

Why was Herr Hitler an absolute ?

 

[Lord Ecramox the Almighty]

He was hungry, and as Snickers taught us, you aren't you when you're hungry.

Why can I never not be tired?

 

[IndigoGolem]

Because you can't not nevern't be untired unless it isn't not some day that's Opposite Day.


Why is this thread so quiet?

 

[Animus Viral]

Because sound got ed.

Why can people be so self-entitled?

 

[IndigoGolem]

Because noone else will title them.

Why aren't people playing my Minecraft server?

 

[Animus Viral]

because it's not the dre smp

why do some people complain when something goes slightly wrong only for them to make the situation much more worse?

 

[Ganransu]

because tempting fate

why am I stupid

 

[IndigoGolem]

Because you aren't dumb.

Why is technology so frustrating?

 

[deletedaccount12]

Because it is clearly stated in the EULA that it is required for you to have a PhD in engineering before operating your gameboy advance.

Why can't I balance properly?

 

[Streyll]

Because you need a new level.


How many people know about the D, E, F1, and F2 layers?

 

[Izzy bizzy]

at least 3

Where does the sun go at night?

 

[Someone that needs help]

at least 3

Where does the sun go at night?

it goes to its house after a long hard day at work and snuggles under his sheets with his moon plushie

where does the moon go in the morning

 

[IndigoGolem]

To space!

What's the deal with airplane food? Does the plane get hungry?