K-Gunship 3/10
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More K-Grunts arrive.
3 K-Grunts added!
I lazily attack the K-Tank.
BUT IT WAS ALL A RUSE! I wasn't actually lazily attacking the K-Tank, I'm actually attacking the K-Tank AT 1% MORE THAN WHAT CAN BE CONSIDERED LAZY!
Here we see a charge in its natural habitat: 2/15
+1 to FlamingFlapjacks
I order the Mafia Boss to call in some Mafia Goons, and, if possible, also shoot at the K-Tank.
1% more of a tiny effort is
still tiny.
"V, I don't think sneezing at my skeletons would be a good idea..."
[Action 1]: Diplocomatose:
If V doesn't seem to care that the boneymen got trenched before, maybe the best way to fight is the ink? Yes, the ink. I write a letter that seems like a love letter, with the pen. But the ink there is poisoned so hard, touch, even if it lasted less than 1 milisecond, would cause the severe internal and external injury, if not complete heart failure. The toxin looks like real ink, it smells like real ink, and even in touch it's same as ink. I meet up with V and give her the letter. And don't she dare refuse it or hold protection gloves - the poison seeps through it and would make the matters worse. And if it got refused, it will still fly to her hands.
[Action 2]: The Problem Solvant:
And then her entities and friends alike will pay for her ignorance. I draw a sword, and throw it. Shortly after, it begins to burn, but when it hits K-Tank, it doesn't leave any injury. I know why - it's a hook! A hook to attach the wire to. Now, I project some electricity and VOLIA! It's malfunctioning now!
[Charges:]
9/10: Limbo of the Dead
9/20: Living Hell
9/30: Chronicles of the Pain
"Hey, this seems like a nice enough letteAAAAAAAAAA"
The poison appears to be strong enough to knock her to the ground.
Interestingly enough, a violet aura begins flashing and disappears, and you suddenly realize that it was there the whole time.
V clambers back up, unaffected.
Attack her to lock in the damage!
And the K-Tank won't attack this turn.
I slap the K-Medic with a lunchbox, with all of the food inside falling on it's face.
4/20: Super Shield
3/10: Super Ultra Uppercut to Slam Dunk Combo
4/35: Clothier Voodoo Doll (+1 from FlamingFlapjacks)
+1 FlamingFlapjacks
+1 Krill13
Your teammates kill you before you can do this because this would allow the Medic to eat the food and thus heal.
K-Gunship 4/10
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Suddenly, a laser spears out from my hand and strikes the Mook Generator
Mook Generator takes 550 damage!
I fire a gun at the K-Tank.
And by that I mean I hold a gun in the proper way, slide two index fingers into that spot where the trigger is, line my eyesight as so I have the perfect angle to shoot the K-Tank with, pull the trigger with my two index fingers, activating mechanisms involving gunpowder and such inside the gun, which sends a bullet flying from the opening of the gun's barrel and hits a certain K-Tank.
(I'm not a gun expert ok)
You are now being charged for looking at this charge 4/15(+1 from Morphing Marios)
+1 to Murphmario
Tink.
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The Mook Generator OVERCOMPENSATES for me not ever letting it do anything! (Whoops.)
10 Mooks spawned!
Mafia Boss summons 2 goons, but can't attack because this uses its turn!
The Gunmen shoot at the Tank for 750 damage!
The K-Tank begins charging...
The Grunts attack the Mook Generator for 3000 damage! (AV players may want to reduce their numbers quickly...)
The Medic heals the K-Tank for 500 health!
V is stunned from her defenses being shut down!
Attack V normally to lock in the damage!
K-Grunt
[PV] HP 1000/1000 (x6)
K-Medic
[PV] HP 500/500 (x2) (Healer)
K-Tank
[PV] HP 22750/23000 (Charge[2], Bodyguard[K-Medic])
Gunmen
[AV] HP 20000/22000
Mook Generator
[AV] HP 12500/25000 (Summon[Mooks])
Mooks
[AV] HP 2500/2500 (x10)
Metal Gear LITE
[AV] HP 30000/30000 Meltdown: /// LIBERTY SUCKERS: ////
Mafia Boss
[AV] HP 25000/25000 (Summon[Mafia Goons])
Mafia Goons
[AV] HP 5000/5000 (x2)
V
[V] HP
100/100 10000/10000 {Godmodder Defenses Down}
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