Respond with a haiku!

[Commander Crocket]

Such a sad, sad child.
Should I help him right his wrongs?
Or let it play out?

 

[Bucket]

Are you a stalker?
Because it sure seems like it.
You knew I'm a child.

 

[Gotcha!]

The Beta Tester
Wannabe, no help gave him
true insanity.

 

[Can I Get Uhhh]

I must go to the top
I be in the top twenty
In posts, starting now

 

[Erienna Nakagai]

Good job, Elixir
Can I use you to train my
Dragons and Giants?

 

[Gotcha!]

That Awesome Ninja
wanting to feed his pets with
Elixir Soda

 

[Bucket]

This thread seems dead, why!?
Why, why do all my threads fail!?
I cri everiteim.

 

[Gotcha!]

I pity that kid
Beta Tester Wannabe
His thread, a dead tree

What now, I wonder
Beta Tester Wannabe
will probably flee

To greener pastures
our friend will likely travel
thread slowly sinking

Don't feel bad, my friend
It was fun while it lasted
Goodbye, haiku thread.

 

[Everybody]

Maybe not, we stand
Or maybe, we give a hand
Either way, go grand

This rhyme is, simple
Ya mom has a big dimple
So rhyme like pimple

 

[Bucket]

My god, I forgot.
Necro posting for the win!
Watch it die again.

 

[Everybody]

My god, I forgot.
Necro posting for the win!
Watch it die again.

I didn't mean to
Necromance out of the blue
So bucket is you

 

[Bucket]

"So bucket is you"
I am laughing so hard now.
Thank you for that laugh.

 

[Everybody]

"So bucket is you"
I am laughing so hard now.
Thank you for that laugh.

I ran out of my
Creative juices (lol lol)
And now eat Bruces

 

[Gotcha!]

Surprise on my face
This thread came back from the dead
I am in shambles

That Everybody
This thing, it is all his fault
Or is it 'their' fault?

And now that bucket
Spashing water on the rug
How to clean this up?

So many questions
So little time for answers
I am out of here

 

[Myu]

Why are you going?
I wanted to have some tea
But I guess you're gone..

 

[Gotcha!]

For a cup of tea
I'll be coming back to thee
What about cookies?

 

[Bucket]

Hot flavoured water
Hopefully not my water!
I'll just be leaving.

 

[Metoot]

Well I maybe try
Because my english really sucks
I hope you understand

 

[Bucket]

I understand but
Your second sentence had 8
And your last had 6
(However it's fine man, just pointing it out)

 

[MegaMage314 🌳]

It's my time to shine
The best haiku of all time...
...
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji