What is the funniest quote from a movie/tv show/video game/book/song to take out of context?

"Open up, yeyey yeah, open up yeye yea open up open up!"
 
"If you can't create your own fire, store bought is fine"
 
"remember the time when you died? that was fun"
 
"wher- uh, where when was you when was uh cult the cult family?" -one of Flamingo's intros
 
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"I sure love to make centipedes." -Lovecraftian horror King John.
 
MY NUCLEAR DETONATOR GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD WITH A FORCEFIELD IS NOT SOMETHING I EXPECTED TO SAY WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING! -CaptainSauce
 
"ZIPLOC'S :red:ING GREAT@!!"
-Scott Wozniak
 
"I have come across the desert on my :red:!"
- Agnes Brown, Mrs. Brown's Boys.
 
"Pepsi? I don't blame you." -The lunch lady at my school
 
"Well, at any rate, we've determined that hamburgers are incapable of conveying the majesty of space."
- Caroline, Persona 5
 
"Excuse me, but these rabbits happen to be Exceptional predators!" -myself from an imaginary scenario
 
"Quick, cut of my wing"-one of my OCs
 
"The more you weigh, the more difficult it is to kidnap you."
 
"What?? These casual bongos have turned sour!" -Markiplier
 
"Bug corpses, yay" - Me
 
"I'm a hat, how fast could I go?" -Wade, playing with Bob and Mark
 
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?" -Edmund(Rowan Atkinson) The Black Adder season 2
 
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