What is the funniest quote from a movie/tv show/video game/book/song to take out of context?

[SuperSkeletonboi]

"Open up, yeyey yeah, open up yeye yea open up open up!"

 

[Gavvv24]

"If you can't create your own fire, store bought is fine"

 

[burber snowfox]

"remember the time when you died? that was fun"

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"wher- uh, where when was you when was uh cult the cult family?" -one of Flamingo's intros

 

[Ganransu]

 

[The God of Pasta]

"I sure love to make centipedes." -Lovecraftian horror King John.

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

MY NUCLEAR DETONATOR GIVING BIRTH TO A CHILD WITH A FORCEFIELD IS NOT SOMETHING I EXPECTED TO SAY WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING! -CaptainSauce

 

[GoatKingg?]

 

[Agent Sandstorm Σ]

"ZIPLOC'S ING [email protected]!!"
-Scott Wozniak

 

[Calen]

"I have come across the desert on my !"
- Agnes Brown, Mrs. Brown's Boys.

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"Pepsi? I don't blame you." -The lunch lady at my school

 

[GoatKingg?]

"Well, at any rate, we've determined that hamburgers are incapable of conveying the majesty of space."
- Caroline, Persona 5

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"Excuse me, but these rabbits happen to be Exceptional predators!" -myself from an imaginary scenario

 

[Geotree]

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just americans having a normal conversation (hey, i'm allowed to diss my own country)

 

[Peanut sus]

"Quick, cut of my wing"-one of my OCs

 

[Rejix]

"The more you weigh, the more difficult it is to kidnap you."

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"What?? These casual bongos have turned sour!" -Markiplier

 

[Etotheipi]

"Bug corpses, yay" - Me

 

[Dark Sunshine]

"I'm a hat, how fast could I go?" -Wade, playing with Bob and Mark

 

[Talus]

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Perce?" -Edmund(Rowan Atkinson) The Black Adder season 2