Destroy the Godmodder: RC

[John Egbert]

Quick, Germanyball, Reichtangle and scare the s out of the bomb.

I continue charging (+1 from Murphmario and I) [3/20]

+1 Murphmario
+1 Thartler

 

[realicraft]

I send Polandball a message that shuts down his computer, that way he won't download bomb .

...Wrong one.

Germanyball blew up!

Quick, Germanyball, Reichtangle and scare the s out of the bomb.

Too late...

Polandball is wondering why his computer shut down.
Ice Wizard is wondering why Polandball's computer shut down.
Mario is being SMG4 Mario.
Lennyface is posting lennyfaces everywhere.
[GM] Realicraft HP: 966357/1000000 MP: 49965/50000
[N] Thartler HP: 150/150
[N] LoadingSir HP: 100/100
[N] CANNON {AWAY} HP: 100/100
[N] Murphmario HP: 100/100
[N] John Egbert HP: 75/100 (Super Form until hit)
[?] SimeaseKitten {AWAY} Strikes: 2 HP: 100/100
[PG] TheGuy {AWAY} HP: 80/100
Entities: 5/??
[N-Thartler] Polandball HP: 100/150
[N-Thartler] Ice Wizard HP: 300/300 MP: 80/100 (Magic Practice 4/5)
[N-John Egbert] Ironic Germanyball HP: 0/100 (Dead 3 left)
[N-Murphmario] Mario (SM64) HP: 840/880 (2112/2176) [8.25 sectors]
[N-John Egbert] Lennyface HP: 100/100

 

[John Egbert]

I slap Murphmario because clearly it’s not Polandball because he can’t into space.

I continue charging (+1 from Murphmario and I) [5/20]

+1 Murphmario
+1 Thartler

 

[Eldgar Ω]

Yet another one: 18 (+1 Murph, +3 Egbert +1 me)/22

Ah RIP Germanyball, couldn't into living in space. I also wonder why Polandball's computer got shut down. Answer would be oblivious for me - Godmodder. I CQC him until he's barely defending, before yelling at him loudly, to give him debuffs

 

[Murphmario]

Well shoot. I... have no excuse for this one.

Whatever. I send the Godmodder a bomb to make things even.

Charge: 10/40 (+2 from John and +1 from me)

+1 Thartler
+1 John

 

[realicraft]

I slap Murphmario because clearly it’s not Polandball because he can’t into space.

1.

Godmodder. I CQC him until he's barely defending

Err... wha?

before yelling at him loudly, to give him debuffs

Logic.exe could not be found.

Whatever. I send the Godmodder a bomb to make things even.

*kick*

Polandball wants into space.
Ice Wizard finishes practicing magic.
Magic Practice complete! +100 MP!
Germanyball is ashes.
Mario is lenny'ed for 1 damage.
I summon 10 temmies!
[GM] Realicraft HP: 966357/1000000 MP: 49865/50000
[N] Thartler HP: 150/150
[N] LoadingSir HP: 100/100
[N] CANNON {AWAY} HP: 100/100
[N] Murphmario HP: 99/100
[N] John Egbert HP: 75/100 (Super Form until hit)
[?] SimeaseKitten {AWAY} Strikes: 2 HP: 100/100
[PG] TheGuy {AWAY} HP: 80/100
N Entities: 5/??
AG Entities: 0/??
PG Entities: 10/??
[N-Thartler] Polandball HP: 100/150
[N-Thartler] Ice Wizard HP: 300/300 MP: 180/200
[N-John Egbert] Ironic Germanyball HP: 0/100 (Dead 2 left)
[N-Murphmario] Mario (SM64) HP: 83F/880 (2111/2176) [~8.25 sectors]
[N-John Egbert] Lennyface HP: 100/100
[PG] Temmie x10 HP: 10/10

 

[Eldgar Ω]

Yet another one: 20 (+1 Murph, +1 me)/22

Welp, so no electric. Wait, I have idea - I bash skull of Godmodder with wooden hammer, since stuff like electricity won't work.

 

[Murphmario]

I quickly pick up my bomb before it explodes and throw it back at the temmies.

Charge: 11/40 (+1 from me)

+1 Thartler
+1 John

 

[John Egbert]

I throw a weaponized lego piece at the Godmodder hoping he will step on it.

Charge : (+2 from Murphmario and +1 from Me) [8/20]

+1 Murphmario
+1 Thartler

 

[realicraft]

Welp, so no electric. Wait, I have idea - I bash skull of Godmodder with wooden hammer, since stuff like electricity won't work.

*dodges*

I quickly pick up my bomb before it explodes and throw it back at the temmies.

BOOM

I throw a weaponized lego piece at the Godmodder hoping he will step on it.

I throw it back at you. You shrink.

Polandball is hit by the explosion. 25
Ice Wizard freezes me.
Mario looks for Yoshi.
Lennyface lennies me. 1
[GM] Realicraft HP: 966356/1000000 MP: 49865/50000 (Frozen 1 left)
[N] Thartler HP: 150/150
[N] LoadingSir HP: 100/100
[N] CANNON {AWAY} HP: 100/100
[N] Murphmario HP: 99/100
[N] John Egbert HP: 75/100
[?] SimeaseKitten {AWAY} Strikes: 2 HP: 100/100
[PG] TheGuy {AWAY} HP: 80/100
N Entities: 5/??
AG Entities: 0/??
PG Entities: 10/??
[N-Thartler] Polandball HP: 75/150
[N-Thartler] Ice Wizard HP: 300/300 MP: 180/200
[N-John Egbert] Ironic Germanyball HP: 0/100 (Dead 1 left)
[N-Murphmario] Mario (SM64) HP: 83F/880 (2111/2176) [~8.25 sectors]
[N-John Egbert] Lennyface HP: 100/100

 

[Eldgar Ω]

Yet another one: 22 (+1 Murph, +1 me)/22

So it's time I upgrade Polandball into Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuaniaball. + of course giving it proper weapon (spear, saber and revolver), proper plate armour and proper vanity (hussar wings).

I look for some siege weapon and i find Helepoli. I then rapidly fire bolts at Realicraft, since what can go wrong?

 

[realicraft]

So it's time I upgrade Polandball into Commonwealth of Poland and Lithuaniaball. + of course giving it proper weapon (spear, saber and revolver), proper plate armour and proper vanity (hussar wings).

Polandball upgraded to CPL! +200 HP! DefUp for 100 turns!

I look for some siege weapon and i find Helepoli. I then rapidly fire bolts at Realicraft, since what can go wrong?

5000 damage! The ice breaks!

CPL heals itself. 25.
Ice Wizard congratulates CPL.
Germanyball is back!
Mario wants an upgrade.
Lennyface lenny's Mario.

[GM] Realicraft HP: 961356/1000000 MP: 49865/50000
[N] Thartler HP: 150/150
[N] LoadingSir HP: 100/100
[N] CANNON {AWAY} HP: 100/100
[N] Murphmario HP: 99/100
[N] John Egbert HP: 75/100
[?] SimeaseKitten {AWAY} Strikes: 2 HP: 100/100
[PG] TheGuy {AWAY} HP: 80/100
N Entities: 5/??
AG Entities: 0/??
PG Entities: 10/??
[N-Thartler] CPL HP: 300/350 (Defense Up 100 left)
[N-Thartler] Ice Wizard HP: 300/300 MP: 180/200
[N-John Egbert] Ironic Germanyball HP: 100/100
[N-Murphmario] Mario (SM64) HP: 83E/880 (2110/2176) [~8.25 sectors]
[N-John Egbert] Lennyface HP: 100/100

 

[Murphmario]

I throw some forks at Realicraft.

Charge: 13/40 (+1 from John, +1 from me)

+1 Thartler
+1 John

 

[Eldgar Ω]

DEMOCRACY COMIN': 2/30 (+1 Murph, +1 me)

Well, after Reali got damaged, time to do more damage! Now, I use slingshot to fire stones. But these stones have sharp ends and poison on those, each having 6.

 

[realicraft]

I throw some forks at Realicraft.

I throw them back after charging them. 25! Paralyzed for 1 turn!

DEMOCRACY COMIN': 2/30 (+1 Murph, +1 me)

Gettin' ready for the United States of Thartler!

Well, after Reali got damaged, time to do more damage! Now, I use slingshot to fire stones. But these stones have sharp ends and poison on those, each having 6.

200! Poisoned for 1 turn!

NOTE: Anyone who has not participated in the next turn and is {AWAY} will be kicked out. No more turns will occur today. SimeaseKitten has requested to leave the game.
CPL heals itself. 25.
Ice Wizard uses a mana potion. 100.
Germanyball bombs me. 100.
Mario.
Lennyface smacks into me.
[GM] Realicraft HP: 961056/1000000 MP: 49865/50000 (Poisoned 1 left)
[N] @Thartler HP: 150/150
[N] @LoadingSir HP: 100/100
[N] @CANNON {AWAY} HP: 100/100
[N] @Murphmario HP: 74/100 (Paralyzed 1 left)
[N] @John Egbert HP: 75/100
[?] @SimeaseKitten {AWAY} Strikes: 2 HP: 100/100
[PG] @TheGuy {AWAY} HP: 80/100
N Entities: 5/??
AG Entities: 0/??
PG Entities: 0/??
[N-Thartler] CPL HP: 325/350 (Defense Up 99 left)
[N-Thartler] Ice Wizard HP: 300/300 MP: 200/200
[N-John Egbert] Ironic Germanyball HP: 100/100
[N-Murphmario] Mario (SM64) HP: 83E/880 (2110/2176) [~8.25 sectors]
[N-John Egbert] Lennyface HP: 100/100

 

[Pikachumania]

Um... hi

 

[realicraft]

<null>
The next GM post requires the following people to post:
@Thartler
@Murphmario
@Pikachumania (a real post please)
@John Egbert
</null>

 

[Murphmario]

<null>
What can I even do?
I'm paralyzed.
</null>

 

[realicraft]

<null>
...Pokemon-style paralysis.
</null>

 

[Eldgar Ω]

Ah yes...

DEMOCRACY COMIN': 3/30 (+1 me)

Well, I try to cure Murph of Paralysis by giving him Paralysis Heal.