Johnathan Morrow’s AMA

[Johnathan Morrow]

Salutations to the masses!
I’m Johnathan Morrow, and you (yes you!) have the privilege to ask me whatever your heart desires.
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[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

When was the last time you wore a hat? What kind of hat was it?

 

[Kitnight]

Favorite and least favorite book/book series?

 

[CTNC]

Where do I send the nothing I need to pay for you to answer something?

Less unseriously, what's your favorite game? If it's Terraria, what's your second favorite game?

 

[Johnathan Morrow]

When was the last time you wore a hat? What kind of hat was it?

If it counts, a balaclava a few days ago while working on a farm.

Favorite and least favorite book/book series?

Favorite has to be Dracula by Bram Stoker, least favorite is probably Hunger Games. Honorable mention goes to War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.

Where do I send the nothing I need to pay for you to answer something?

Less unseriously, what's your favorite game? If it's Terraria, what's your second favorite game?

Terraria is usually the one I keep coming back to, but second is probably Subnautica, followed really close by Halo: Reach. Don't starve is one I'm playing through currently and is also super enjoyable.

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

Who are your top 3 favorite NPCs, and favorite quotes from each of them?

 

[Johnathan Morrow]

Who are your top 3 favorite NPCs, and favorite quotes from each of them?

1. Skyrim guard - “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee…”
2. PDA from Subnautica - “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in this region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
3. Traveling merchant from Terraria - "In my travels, I've never run across anyone living in a dismal place like this! Ah, well, as long as you have coin..."

 

[Cool Jhon]

1. What's wrong with the Hunger Games?
2. What's your favorite Nintendo series?

 

[Asternove]

How many hours do you have in the game? (If you don’t feel comfortable with the exact amount, you can say things like “a decent amount” or “way too many.”)

 

[Cool Jhon]

Do you own a 3DS?

 

[RainbowPotato 🌳🪓]

Third worst time of day to eat an orange?

 

[Johnathan Morrow]

1. What's wrong with the Hunger Games?
2. What's your favorite Nintendo series?

1.)

Spoiler: Hunger Games Spoilers

Mostly it’s a boring book, but it also seems stupid to me that she beats the hunger games in the first book, because that’s kinda the whole reason to read the book imo. I also hate that both Katniss and Peeta survive, it defeats the whole point of there being one winner, also, don’t get me started on their names

2.) I think Metroid has to be my favorite series, that or Animal Crossing. Unless Castlevania counts, that’s all time number one.

 

[Asternove]

1.)

Spoiler: Hunger Games Spoilers

Mostly it’s a boring book, but it also seems stupid to me that she beats the hunger games in the first book, because that’s kinda the whole reason to read the book imo. I also hate that both Katniss and Peeta survive, it defeats the whole point of there being one winner, also, don’t get me started on their names

Spoiler

Yeah I liked it decently but she had so much effing plot armor.

 

[Johnathan Morrow]

How many hours do you have in the game? (If you don’t feel comfortable with the exact amount, you can say things like “a decent amount” or “way too many.”)

I’ve no idea why anyone would feel uncomfortable about this, I’ve got roughly 280 hours on PC, many more on my old Xbox 360.

Do you own a 3DS?

Yes, it was sorely abused by my siblings, but it’s still holding on. I have a plain old DS as well, that is in much better condition.

Third worst time of day to eat an orange?

Twilight, just as the mortal and spiritual planes converge, thinning the vail between reality and madness.

 

[Cool Jhon]

Were you aware that clicking your location redirects to a tattoo shop?

 

[Johnathan Morrow]

Yeah, I know, I’m too lazy to change it, though.

 

[Cool Jhon]

Yeah, I know, I’m too lazy to change it, though.

I think you should keep it, it’s kinda funny

Have you seen A Minecraft Movie?