drifting off to sleep so if I go silent then assume Spogob has eaten me
if i ever say "anymelon" within any context that isn't a quote i would like you to shoot me repeatedly
stop trying to be cool your father isn't going to come back no matter how hard you try
claw my eyes out
i take my friends and families money and make them suck it
you need 5 therapists because someone has done something so bad to you that not even 4 can help you cope
Man if you are robbing a house and haven't cased it well enough to know it has a ing lion in it, you kind of deserve what you get.
What is a 3DS?
Nobody is ever gonna take 4chan lol
Caillou is a despicable, spineless 4-year-old boy who cannot do anything. He can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.
You going to make fun of the poor guy after all he had to go through? It's not easy getting all the way here from Minecraft.
If you press both pedals at the same time, the car takes a screenshot
Just kill her parents and her entire mood changes.
Holy without context that sounds sadistic
you absolute ing weirdos how do you take a thread about Sherlock Holmes being gay and turn it into a heated debate about time formats
untapped meth market in the depths of the Sahara desert