Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

[The Storm]

The question block spawn a bomb that kills you.

A piece of pie.

 

[Idelac0]

I punch it, and you just so happened to be on top of it.

A cinder block.

 

[The Storm]

I trap you under it so you can't move and you starve.

An atom.

 

[Idelac0]

I use it to make an atom bomb and nuke you with it.

A pizza.

 

[The Storm]

I microwave it so it is very hot and then burn you to death with it.

A slime.

 

[Player_Miner]

I make it crazy large, then drop it on your head.

Stick.

 

[Augustulus]

Change the atomic makeup of the stick so it's made out of hardened steel and smash it on your head crazy style.

Life Energy Blossom.

 

[Idelac0]

I use it to heal you so much that you get healed to death.

A bandage.

 

[Animus Viral]

To which it's large enough to suffocate you.

A Faceplate.

 

[Player_Miner]

To which it’s large enough to crush you.

A single Splash Potion of Healing.

 

[Animus Viral]

Which drowns you because it's 99.999% water.

A game cartridge.

 

[Idelac0]

I force you to eat it.

Wire.

 

[Player_Miner]

I use it to electrocute you with high voltage.

Harmless Wooden Sword

 

[Orifan1]

i shove the wooden sword down your throat, and then light it on fire.

an electron

also, i propose a rule: no hitmen. i could have easily just said "i give the wooden sword to john wick and put a hit on you"

 

[Th3KrustOfSk3l3tron]

I harm you with the Radioactivity of the Electron.

A Stone Hammer.

 

[Idelac0]

I whack you on the head with it. The resulting concussion causes you to painfully and slowly die.

A computer.

 

[Orifan1]

i use the computer to hack you back in time to before the big bang. like a time machine.

a crumb of bread

 

[Augustulus]

Infuse it with metal and then rapidly throw a couple million at you.

Vortex Launcher.

 

[Animus Viral]

Get sucked into a vortex filled with death.

Arstotzka.

 

[Augustulus]

I kill you with the power of communism that Arstotzka holds.

21st Century Schizoid Man.