Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You

Who hits your face, in the face.

A citation is given to the next poster.
 
I ignore the traffic ticket and run you down with my car.

An entire building.
 
Crush you with it because Arstotzka.


Next Poster gets detained. Find a weapon out of that.
 
When you said "detained", do you mean prison? In that case, I break my chain-and-ball thingy off my leg and THWACK you on the head to give you a major concussion.

A blow-dryer.
 
I make indestructible, give it an infinite battery and wireless capabilities, hide it next to your house, then activate it at a power of 11 petawatts when you return home. You get swiftly vaporized.

An atom.
 
I split it, you know what happens next.

Empty plastic bottle
 
I drop it on your water supply, expecting to choke you because it's too big to swallow, to big to spew, yet small enough to put on throat.

The seat in US Government.
 
That would be Washington D.C, so I give them nuclear energy. The government of D.C soon drop an nuclear bomb, and it lands exactly on you.

A strand of spaghetti (a spaghetto).
 
I transmute it into a hard metal, then stab you with it.

A microwave.
 
I microwave your face in it.

Weaponized Disease
 
I put it (while still sealed) on a bird. Since it's a carrier, I make it fly at you via' electromagnetic waves and fly near you. Since disease is airborne, when the seal shatters (killing the bird, aka the only way to it to spread) you die.

A wallet
 
I buy security cameras with the money inside and set them up where they spot you committing mass murder on a house party you hated. That evidence is enough to get you sentenced to death for your crime.

Small vial of growth hormone.
 
I forcibly give your brain that. The rest I shall not say, for that you'd be dead. I'll just gonna go clean that, since I'm a nice Snivy after all.

A sheet of paper.
 
I sign a contract to agree to stop nuclear weaponery. Suddenly, my water spills, the contract isn't signed and at that moment, a nuclear war breaks out. You, and potentially the world, die due to radiation poisoning.

A box of Subway footlongs on Hearty Italian with meatballs.
 
I give them all to you just before a psychopathic Karen comes along. She demands the sandwiches for her “precious angels”, and eventually kills you for them.

I build a wall between me and the next poster. Attack me with THAT.
 
I push a wall, and it collapses on you. Again, must I clean that mess?

A notebook.
 
The next poster is sucked into a black hole
Nails
 
...you have to kill above poster, it's not how it works. And with a weapon you give. So I take some of them nails, load the nailgun with them, and fire them at you. Result? I have to clean, you're dead.

Ehh, I guess.... water!
 
You never specified the amount. As soon as possible, a tsunami ensues. You hitch a ride on the tsunami to another country. After the tsunami stops, there is still the debris flying everywhere due to the broken houses being transported by the tsunami. One of the pieces of debris happens to be a sharp piece of a bread knife. You are fatally cut, and die being known as the one who swam on a tsunami and lived.

A 2 inch-wide paper straw.
 
I blow dirt out of it into your mouth
An Infinity Gauntlet
 
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