Champion Greninjoid
Torch God
I stab you with it, and it’s rusty so you get infected and die.
Grape Juice
Grape Juice
Kill the Above Poster with the Weapon They Give You
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Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
I wait for it to become vinegar, then make you drink it. You get drunk even if it tastes horrible, and then cause a car accident where you die.
Smartphone.
Smartphone.
Champion Greninjoid
Torch God
You are distracted by it and don’t notice a car headed straight for you.
One kernel of corn
One kernel of corn
Tibithia Σ
Plantera
You are distracted by it while I'm busy attempting to recreate the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, and you get caught in it.
A piece of paper.
A piece of paper.
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
You get a deep paper cut on your neck after someone makes a paper airplane and throws it at you.
YouTube
YouTube
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
I upload a video of stupid L4D bots, then while you're distracted watching it, I snap your neck.
X key.
X key.
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
I put two Xs over your eyes using the x key.
A cloud.
A cloud.
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
I put a lightning rod at your head and make the cloud strike its lightning... at you.
Alt + F4
Alt + F4
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
Huh, looks like you closed the window before saving. Now all your data including your life is now deleted.
Legos
Tibithia Σ
Plantera
...I don't really know what that is, so I'll hit you over the head with the "Null" license plate.
A pair of glasses.
A pair of glasses.
Sandbox & RPG
Terrarian
You wore it and became so cool that I died because I lack that level of coolness.
"We're going to be talking about-" meme.
"We're going to be talking about-" meme.
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
"We're going to be talking about how to kill Sandbox & RPG."
A photo
A photo
Champion Greninjoid
Torch God
…Of you committing a terrible crime. I convict you and you receive the death sentence.
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
You put it behind your head, and...well...turns out it can attract screw drivers as well as screws.
Marry Poppins
Marry Poppins
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
I make Bloody Mary watch the Harry Potter name, and she brutally murders you over disrespecting 'typo'.
Keyboard.
Keyboard.
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
(Technically Ctrl+Shift+Escape does its job too)
I put you into a statue (since it's also an artwork), suffocating you within it.
Hard Drive
Prince Ink
Brain of Cthulhu
I lead a project to upload your consciousness into a hard drive for artificial intelligence, but then destroy the hard drive.
The letter E
The letter E