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[Ivyss]

Only explanation I can think of is that there are so many people that despite there being enough infections for them to count it as an outbreak it's still less than 1%.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

Considering that in-game, freighters like this carry about 200-300 people, I doubt that. Procedural generation is a funny thing

 

[Ivyss]

I guess maybe the people there decided to label the one single infected person as an outbreak. But then they said "Outbreak continues to progress through crew." Which obviously couldn't be the case if it was just that one person.

 

[Elemental Δ]

Maybe it spread to a second person, making it 'progress through crew', but still being lower than 1%?

 

[Ivyss]

And here's a thing that just happened in Risk of Rain 2.
I have eulogy zero (sometimes makes item drops be replaced by lunar items), I use a cleansing pool (swapping lunar items for pearls), it takes a focused convergence, gives beads of fealty (lunar item).

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

You know, after successfully getting a car into space myself, I think I finally understand the appeal of it.

 

[Kitnight]

Me and my friend accidentally killed a bunny or two...

 

[sneksarecute🐿️]

once i was fighting the final boss of project wingman in the SP-34R (a plane armed only with assorted guns that do a lot of dps) with every damage-increasing modifier on. it went about as quick as you would expect, and he was defeated pretty quickly. however, there were still some railgun orbs in the air, including one behind me that i didn't see detonate and launch a laser of instant death right at me where i couldn't see it. i exploded instantly

 

[trogtor]

 

[TechionPrime41 🌳]

Dont have a screenshot, but a few years back, when one of my family members was playing Slime Rancher, and they were about to enter the Glass Desert, I thought "Imagine if they get a Gilded Ginger spawn close to the ancient teleporter..."

5 seconds later... I heard the sound of one nearby(Gilded Gingers do have an ambient sound; it's very faint, but distinct). I alerted them to it when I realized it, and pointed them towards the spot where I was certain it was at. They were a bit skeptical, but checked anyway. Sure enough, one was there.

 

[wMODDED_MOONLORD🌑🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑]

i was playing terraria and i went to farm for lilith's necklace because it is cool and I saw a wolf and killed it then moved on . I then retraced my steps back to that area and lilith's necklace was there.

 

[Fish5806]

I just put a giant bottomless pit in my world where the hallow used to be

 

[HandsomeSquirrel🐿️]

From Sneaky Sasquatch: (images unrelated to each other)

 

[Glasia 森の魔王🌳]

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

On my most recent playthrough i'd just entered hardmode and ended up on a bunch of errands, getting stuff underground, fighting goblins, e.t.c., so much so that i forgot about the crimson spread and how long i'd been. By the time i'd realised, the world was in despair. Two towns were dead, nearly another, and half the jungle. It basically turned into how fast could i defeat a mechanical boss just for a clentaminator. (No i couldn't use purification powder, the desert and ocean were compromised, and it was even out of bounds.)

Anyway, the catch is: The steampunker was called Hope.

 

[Golden Heretic Snakeboat]

not entirely sure what cloud's trying to achieve here, but i applaud him nonetheless

 

[Vella]

No screenshot, but...

1.21.5 Minecraft, amplified world. Found jungle temple. Was killing a witch. Jumped by a creeper.
Roll credits.
The creeper blew the other ambushing creeper up without harming me for some ungodly reason.

The one time I had a sea match against Streyll.

Has a file, but requires a game that isn't on sale anymore.

So, remember the fact that there was a sea island in the middle that had a trade route?
Well, I claimed it, then set my shop up there. The vern as Brits attacked me on the main island and wiped that place up, and pretty sure he thought he had won. Surprise not, I had cannons and secretly advanced to Imperial Age.

Let's just say, the fleet supported by cannons made for a pretty great bounceback to a lati victory.
(Psst... we don't talk about the fact that then the vern had used petards to blow up the economy while amassing the unholy amount of heavies, costing me the next game.)

 

[sneksarecute🐿️]

once in an infection game on a custom map in halo 3, i drove a warthog into a launcher, flew over the landing pad on the sky base, and landed on top of a fellow survivor

 

[Nightflare]

Went out to farm during a Blood Moon, nothing serious. Accidentally opened the door and a zombie instantly killed the guide.
Later, when things calmed down, I stood by his grave reading the message:
Jack was slain...
and right then, an Eye of Cthulhu flew in and finished me off.

Moral of the story: never open the door. Ever.