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[Digitus]

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED)
What mental problems i do suffer from?
Ultra sword hability no control USHNC
https://worstjokesever.com/people

 

[Digitus]

You are right,i forgot to turn pvp off...
My fail i guess.

 

[Cheese sticks]

But don't just throw dynamite everywhere anyway

 

[Digitus]

Well, I am not violent by nature ... I have exploited the houses of my colleagues who had worked so hard, to later see them fall into the pit of sadness and despair ...

 

[Cheese sticks]

Ok then play with all the dynamite you want

 

[Digitus]

But I can not just play, I must take delicate steps so that they do not realize the surprise ... Because if not, the joke is not funny.

 

[Ultimate snowman 46]

You are right,i forgot to turn pvp off...
My fail i guess.

Can't your own dynamite damage you though so surely everyone else's can without pvp

 

[Ivyss]

Nope, you can only be hurt by your own if you don't have pvp enabled.

 

[Omega Derpling]

Can't your own dynamite damage you though so surely everyone else's can without pvp

Nope, only your own can damage you.

 

[ThunderPheonix]

Oh really I challenge you because I'm equally and maybe even better hehe btw have you ever been on national lb for any mk games and tracks (don't have internet for it)

I accept your challenge!
Unfortunately, I currently do not own Mario Kart 8 Delux for my Switch, nor do I have internet service, so you'll have to be patient.

 

[Cheese sticks]

I accept your challenge!
Unfortunately, I currently do not own Mario Kart 8 Delux for my Switch, nor do I have internet service, so you'll have to be patient.

Well neither do I and most of that was about mk Wii cos I was 20 in AU for dk mountain

Wanna just say it's a draw

 

[ThunderPheonix]

Well neither do I and most of that was about mk Wii cos I was 20 in AU for dk mountain

Wanna just say it's a draw

Nah.
Funny enough, actually, the first time I ever played Mario kart was the Wii version.
That game was insane.

 

[Cheese sticks]

Nah.
Funny enough, actually, the first time I ever played Mario kart was the Wii version.
That game was insane.

Ye it is

 

[or_not_er]

This one time I was playing Minecraft, I found a ravine, descended into said ravine, and I found a slime. It was a small one, and I had iron equipment at this point, so I wanted to get some slime balls. Without thinking I said "give me your balls, pal." Thing is, both my mother and sister were in the room, playing Minecraft with me, my mother wasn't amused, but at least my sister found it funny!

 

[deletedaccount12]

I'm doing Trial of the Sword in BotW and I got some bomb arrows. I draw my bow to hit a Bokoblin because I had no weapons left. I didn't notice that I had my bomb arrows equipped and I failed the trial.

 

[Blackbugatti101]

This one time I was playing Minecraft, I found a ravine, descended into said ravine, and I found a slime. It was a small one, and I had iron equipment at this point, so I wanted to get some slime balls. Without thinking I said "give me your balls, pal." Thing is, both my mother and sister were in the room, playing Minecraft with me, my mother wasn't amused, but at least my sister found it funny!

Oh I do stuff like that all the time

 

[N1ck]

I play minecraft and i occasionally see two skeletons fight eachother in each session i play lol.

 

[Yuki Senoue]

 

[Blackbugatti101]

Mario 64 title screen. That’s all I need to say.

 

[Hamburger]

Watching a person's icon on Terraria turn into a gravestone.
Just four gray pixels. Don't know why I laughed for so long.